Nov 19, 2025
Just because I am an evil wizard doesn't mean I want the WHOLE world to suffer. I for example am going to be exempt from the suffering.
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Just because I am an evil wizard doesn't mean I want the WHOLE world to suffer. I for example am going to be exempt from the suffering.
So many things going on in my full of evil life recently. My wizza friend invited me to his spire-warming party (yes, there will be ghoulishly green drinks with eyeballs within them). Then there's the raid on the nearby village I orchestrated by paying off the corrupt mayor, and on top of that I also have many magical and cursed items to attune to laying around in my attic. That's not even mentioning the time I need for self (spell) improvement. The life of an evil wizza sure is a busy one, no time to be bored.
Man I hate the development in the orb industry. Back in my day young wizzas would go out and gather corpses for their undead armies or smuggle illegal potions to turn a great profit but these days they're just constantly scrying on their orbs. I miss the days when people were truly evil.
Wizzas be like "you wouldn't just copy a spell scroll". Yes I would? I am literally out here bringing death and plague upon the peasants and the righteous, why would I care for some measly wizardry laws.
Upholding an evil reputation is very difficult. You let the good thoughts win one time and you become "redeemable" and "complex". So annoying.
favourite spell channeling aparatus?
Anything that helps you achieve your evil goals can do. I myself always use a staff charged with the power of lost souls or perhaps a sinister amulet forged with the metal of the deepest depths of hell but as long as you're not using paladin "spells" you're good.
There are many simple yet beautiful things to experience by being an evil sorcerer. For example sitting on the roof of your menacing spire with your bat familiar watching the lack of a sunset because you cast eternal darkness on the kingdom.
A spell of warding a day keeps the paladins away.