#evitron

[beesmygod]

shelley is very aerodynamic, can she fly

she can do NOTHING. i begged her to do a trick last night and she did NOTHING

[beesmygod]

i'd like to throw my hat in re: jack's dickshorts and say that i also want more milfs

thank you, i knew i could count on you to do the right thing

[beesmygod]

my take: jack's way too...i wanna say old school but idk if thats right...but too old school to be into anime tiddies, he's more likely to try to find some copies of playboy than take up huniepop or whathaveyou

i think street fighter girls are as animated as his body is willing to take him

[beesmygod]

do you have any advice on how to make characters that people want to bone in spite or perhaps because of how deplorable they are

ive been thinking abt this since yesterday and i have no idea. none of this was ever my intention, its just like a weird accident that also happened that lead to many very good jokes

[beesmygod]

how many of ags cast still have private not-sexy fantasies about having superpowers and what superpowers do they fantasize about having

do you think vera has the audacity to day dream bout being able to fly when shes like a fucking xman. i hope she does

[beesmygod]

i can attest writing is actually super easy

you know whats hard. math

[beesmygod]

I Will Die For Pepper Rony

let us all die for pepper rony

[beesmygod]

if i play ags backwards, will i hear secret messages about going to church

its true