#evolutionposting

[theoneofwhomisblue]

You know, herbivores have it right. You can just grind food against your molars instead of crunching it. And it works

And the perk of being an omnivore, and having the teeth for it: you can use your canine to split an almond in half, then grind it with your molars

Whoever came up with this is genius

[pitythedivine]

Jesus was a transfemme lesbian with 11 beards (judas was her girlfriend. they were kinky)

[pitythedivine]

the story of eve being born of Adam's rib was based on the factual lesbian cannibal cult who kept a sole rib from their male victims which they carved into daggers and gifted to their successors

[pitythedivine]

men have more body hair and a larger build because evolution heard them complain about the cold in winter and said here damn