how would the eddsworld boys react to their S/O being pregnant (and it wasn’t planned..)
"ooo drama." - Jor
Eddsworld boys x unplanned pregnant!F! Reader HCS/IMAGINES
TW: Throw up, pregnancy, mentions of abortion
EDD:
The moment you start acting strange, he's onto you.
You burst out at him? He's apologizing for no good reason. He's afraid you might be losing feelings.
He wonders why you've been sleeping in a separate room and constantly going to the bathroom.
He eventually cracks, sick and tired of how you'd been acting. Expecting to be angry at you, his eyes meet yours and they soften in a frustrated kind of weakness, "Please tell me whats wrong" his voice cracks as it slips out. He felt helpless.
The vulnerable plea broke you into tears, you broke down.
"I'm pregnant, Edd. I'm sorry. I don't know why it didn't work. I..You can leave if you want."
"Leave?? Why would I ever leave you stranded?" He immediately pulls you into a deep embrace as you both began to cry in each other's arms.
Although this was a mistake, it didn't lack a single ounce of love.
"I'm so sorry for treating you the way I did. I just.. I'm sorry." you fely guilty beyond words.
"You were scared, love. It's alright." he runs his hands over your hair. (no, not through unless you have straight to wavy hair lol)
You guys were inseparable the entire night and he did everything he could to gift you what you wanted from that day forward. All your weird cravings. Everything just for you.
He was just so glad he didn't lose you.
MATT:
You were horrified of what he would say, he was so unpredictable in a sense.
You began to wear even baggier clothes than before, he was so lost by it.
"New fashion statement or what? It's blazing hot outside!"
He was a big hugger, so the moment you pulled away from all the hugs. He would pout about it and be upset. But, it didn't end there.
While he was always confident of his own looks. You started to become more insecure. He was so confused as to why. He didn't care about a breakout, or new clothes, or things of that nature. You always listened to him ramble and bought him new mirrors and "junk" for no good reason. He loves you!
He decided that maybe a beach trip would do the trick! That was where your guy's first date was. So what could be the harm?
"No? why not!?"
"I said I'm not in the mood! so just. JUST GO AWAY MATT!"
You NEVER yelled at Matt. This caused him to be overwhelmingly upset.
"Matt, hey.. I'm.." instant regret dawned over you.
"No! It's fine" he sniffled up tears, "If you don't love me anymore then just say so."
"Matt."
"No. Seriously! I mean I'm seriously trying here." he continued to ramble.
"Matt.."
He continued to ramble, so you just blurt it out.
"IM PREGNANT"
Matt paused and did such a slow head turn, "what??"
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you before. I just thought you'd leave and you'd think being a dad made you seem too old or something..."
"THAT BABY IS GOING TO BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON THIS EARTH Y/N ARE YOU KIDDING??"
"But, we didn't want a baby."
"SHHHHH." he carried you and spun you around gently.
He then goes out of his way to buy the corniest matching t shirts.
TOM:
You were planning to tell him at some point but there was a couple of things you were concerned about.
His drinking and his pessimistic nature. Sure he'd be a goofy guy a lot of the time but he was overall, pessimistic.
You began to avoid him and turn him down when he'd offer a drink and talk sesh.
You were usually clingy but you didn't want to hug nor touch him in fear he might end up feeling the bump.
Above all you didn't want the chance of him mentioning getting rid of this baby. You became attached and kept imagining it's life outside of your womb.
He constantly texted you and with no reply, he thought he made you upset.
He turned up to your doorstep with flowers and a basket of your favorite things.
When you opened the door, you gasped lowly. "Tom.."
"Whatever I did, I'm sorry..I just need to make this up to you. I don't want to lose you. So tell me gorgeous, what did I do to make you so upset?" he had a sorrowful look on his face. You felt horrible.
"It's nothing you did..I just..come in, yeah?" After hearing your statement, he walked in with worry and placed the gifts down.
He took in the smell of your home, it reminds him of you in itself. He missed you so dearly these past three weeks you've ghosted him.
"Tom, I have something baking in the oven."
"Oh cool! you bake?"
"No Tom I meant like.. figuratively."
"Um..huh?"
"I'm having your baby."
He gasped, "But I'd be a horrible dad! I mean.. I ..."
"If you're gonna make me do this all on my own. Go ahead.." you teared up.
That statement made him even more shocked, he approached you and held your cheeks. "You are insane y/n l/n. I want to die old with you. Just because there's a baby doesn't mean I'm babyphobic."
He tried everything to lighten the mood even if it wasn't his thing.
"I'll say, "Hi hungry I'm dad!" (ifykyk)
TORD:
Oh the moment you laid your eyes on the positive sign on the third pregnancy test, your hands began to shake.
You almost thought for sure that he'd leave you the moment he finds out.
He loves hugging you from behind but as of recent you've gentle pried his hands away, "sorry just, stomach pain." you lied.
He was a smart guy, he was already onto you the moment you constantly excused yourself. He snuck outside the bathroom door to hear you throw up.
He then immediately snooped through trash cans to find what you were hiding. You poorly hid the pregnancy test in one of your drawers and when he laid his eyes on it, he started figuring out why you've seemed so melancholic.
He decided to stop being a snooping weirdo and come to you with the test in hand.
When you first looked down at what he had in his hands, your heart drops. You defensively get pissed off at him,
"Why were you snooping in my room?? Why would you?"
"You think I don't hear you barfing in the bathroom. Did you really think I wouldn't catch onto why you haven't let me near your stomach specifically. You never wear clothes like this either Kjære."
You instantly began to shake and cry again, just like the first time in the bathroom. You were devastated, afraid to even let out words that suggest the end to you and his relationship together. It broke you.
He approached you and held you where you were, rubbing your back and soothing you. He was a silent and smooth lover. Always has been.
"I don't just love you for your looks, if that's what you're concerned about. I know you're mesmerizing regardless of the circumstance."
"You're going to leave me, aren't you?"
"You're a silly girl. You're carrying our baby as we speak and you think I'll leave because I wasn't interested in having one at the moment."
"You're not?"
"No, of course not." He continued tracing circles on your back and showering your neck with kisses. "This is simply an outcome of our love, it'll be beautiful, I promise."
can u do cute head canons of what edd would do with his S/O? It could literally be anything like cuddles, drawings, kisses etc :3
heheh- my beloved! <3
I might have gone a little overboard but meh- read more under the cut!
Edd is definitely they type of partner to draw on his S/O. The guy just really likes tender moments. All huddled up close to his partner while they mindlessly scroll through their phone. Meanwhile, Edd has their wrist and is just covering them in little doodles.
His favorite thing to do for his partner is draw for them. Of course, it's not often he finds the time to since he does do commissions for a living but sometimes, he makes an exception. He loves drawing the two of them together. Though, if you're into a particular series, he most definitely will draw you something from it. Even if he knows nothing about it, he will spend hours studying your favorite characters to try and piece together a masterpiece. It's so sweet when he finally shows you what he's been working on! Edd looks so proud of himself and goes into intricate detail about all of the hidden references and details he includes.
His favorite cuddling position? Well, he loves sitting on the couch with his partner with them between his legs. His chest would be against their back as they lean into him. He's big guy so he's actually really comfortable to snuggle with.
The first time you share a bed together is pretty much the starting point of you moving in together. He physically would be unable to sleep without his partner after the first time. If you work late at night? Don't be surprised to find a tired Edd at his desk working on some commissions when you come home.
His hands get so cold sometimes. It's not even funny. Plus, they get stiff after working for hours on end. If you're not careful he will sneak up on you and ruthlessly press his cold fingers to the back of your neck. It's impossible to get mad at him though, because Edd will pout and whine about how achy his hands are.
Cuddle him while he works on commissions! Do it! He loves physical contact and will happily let you sit in his lap while he works. Edd bought a larger desk chair for this purpose now go snuggle the man. He doesn't care how long you want to sit there or if you fall asleep against his chest, he will happily endure the inevitable pin-and-needles later on if it means his S/O is comfortable.
-These sorts of days are pretty common for you. Sure, Edd’s gonna keep working on his art and all, but he’s not letting go of you no matter what.
-Most of the time, y’all’ll order pizza and throw in a movie, though it’s not like you’re paying any attention to it. As previously stated, Edd is a cuddle bug and these days are no exception.
-You’re gonna fall asleep. He knows and accepts it. He encourages it, in fact, especially if you have a hard time sleeping. You just look so peaceful and the boy wants to keep you like that as long as possible.
Matt
-These days are fewer than Edd’s, on account of Matt wanting to go out and do things with you bc he’s a romantic boyo, but they’re just as enjoyable.
-A lazy day with Matt isn’t exactly lazy so much as it is stay-in-the-house-and-get-up-to-cute-couple-shenanigans. He’s gonna wanna do some makeup on you (doesn’t matter if you’re a boy or a girl or anything in between. He likes to do this stuff and thinks you look good.) and maybe listen to you tell stories.
-KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE. He knows he could burn water, but will that stop him? a b s o l u t e l y n o t . You’e gonna have to be 110% of his impulse control.
Tord
-These days are few and far between, what with him being the /leader of an army/, so you cherish them like you cherish the sun in winter.
-Tord rarely gets to spend quality time with you, so on these days he’s super affectionate. Cuddles? Yes. Kissing you all over? Hell yeah. Just holding you and talking? Oh he’s all over that.
-Sometimes he’ll be whispering sweet nothings in your ear, other times he might be singing old old songs. If you really wanna see him reminisce and get dreamy and all that jazz, ask him to tell you a story. Most of them will be his memories, but occasionally he’ll tell you stories he heard when he was a child.
Tom
-Days like this are whenever you need them to be. Just had a stressful test? Lazy day. One of y’all going through a depressive episode? Lazy day. You just wanna be with each other? Lazy. Day.
-On these days, Tom puts down his bass, places you in his lap and lets you talk. He knows it’s not good to bottle these things up, so he’s willing to listen as long as you need. If you can’t get the words out or don’t have anything to say, he’ll just hold onto you.
-He’s not very good at this whole relationship thing, so he hesitates to initiate these times. Once you get him started, however,,, o h b o y . He’s not letting you go, unless it’s important. Before starting this, make sure you have nothing important going on, cause you sure won’t when you initiate cuddle time.
Edd is would bully his partner, in a joking way and would play fight with them, and it just makes me kick my feet and giggle about it lol!!!
AAAAAaaagh MY HEART!!!!
Edd probably does this kind of thing to all of his friends, but with his S/O? He would be a total jerk. And like- it's not even that he means to hurt any feelings he just loves riling you up. Will look you dead in the eye and say something so out of pocket just to see you get annoyed. You can't even get mad at him either because he'll give this super satisfied grin too.
If you get flustered by his teasing? Or maybe, you bounce back with the same energy. It doesn't matter because dear lord it's going to get so much worse. Of course, he likes to keep it all lighthearted.
He's surprisingly really good at not crossing any boundaries. Though accidents do happen and sometimes he takes the joke too far, especially when there wasn't communication of a certain boundary. He's very quick to apologize. He'll even spend the next hour comforting you until you're ready to talk about it.
Edd also likes to play wrestle too!! He doesn't even put that much effort into it either, because he knows that all he'd have to do is use his entire body weight and you'd be out of it. He seems like the type to try and smother you in kisses while you try to squirm out of his arms. Kick and wriggle all you want; Edd is a hugger and he's getting his smooches.
tom would definitely be the sappy drunk and would be one of those bastards that can't tell its there partner, so they go off about there partner while drunk not knowing, because they're stupidly drunk
Ugh- my heart!!! He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit :')
It's literally the cutest shit ever. He's drunkenly babbling about how much he loves his S/O and how much he loves them in the kitchen. Edd is grossed out meanwhile Tom's S/O is just like- "Yep, that's my drunken husband. I love him."
And then Tom goes wide eyed and slack jaw at his S/O. "Wait?! You're my partner?! How the hell did I manage that one?!" Edd has to walk away before Tom starts getting too lovey dovey.
Tom would probably start crying at that point and starts saying things like "I have the most beautiful partner in the world!" or "How did I get someone so handsome? I am too drunk, this is hurting my head."
I'm just imagining that one tiktok audio that goes "My wife won't like you touching my chest like that" and his partner would go "I am your wife" and he just has this slow realization that indeed, that is his partner.
I feel like tom would be ace or demi, I don't know why I think that but in my heart I just have a feeling, that might just be me, and when he's being affectionate, he's basically like a cat were hell just bother you at the most inconvenient times, i might just be projecting but shush up ima werid and love my emo men
Ugh- my little heart yearns for the emo man!! :'))
I can definitely picture Tom being Demi. He just seems like the kind of guy who needs that emotional connection to even begin to consider any kind of relationship.
1000% He fits the black cat partner stereotype! Don't you dare approach him with affection! He will give you this annoyed look and every time. But then the second he's needy for attention he just climbs into his partner's lap without a single word. Don't question him or try to bring it up. He'll just stare at you and grumble incoherently.
Also, he seems like the type to slow blink at his partner. Just- admiring them with this unreadable expression only to slowly blink at them. Tom doesn't even know why he does it, he just picked up on it and does it out of habit. It's like the equivalent of him giving you this "lovey dovey" look.
On an unrelated note, Matt is definitely the very definition of an orange cat. Like, there's no braincells working in that head of his half of the time. Just imagine Matt getting the human equivalent of "the zoomies". It doesn't matter if it's two in the god damn morning, he's got energy and needs to run. Likely goes on late night walks.
No one asked but here you go. I’m putting this one under the cut because it’s really long.
Characters: Edd, Tom, Matt, Tord, Eduardo, Jon, Mark
TW: I talk about booties and thighs
Edd: 6'1. Man's is chugging cola throughout the day it is no surprise he's heavy set. Not much for personal grooming. He maintains his cleanliness but the most hair he'd let grow out is a light stubble. Really dark leg and arm hair. Has cellulite and stretch marks but doesn't seem to mind. Actually, has a hand full of tattoos! Nothing crazy, they're mostly patchwork tattoos. Although, when Edd and the other three were all in high school they all gave themselves matching stick and poke tattoos. It’s a smiley face that looks uncannily like the ASDF Movie face. Granted none of them had experience doing tattoos so they made Edd do it for all of them. They all have it on the inside of the right wrist and they're all equally pretty wonky. Although Matt ended up doing Edd's making his look the absolute worst.
Matt: 6'4 A God damn string bean. Most definitely the palest of them all, like you could see the color of his veins pale. He is the definition of a pretty boy. Long legs and surprisingly strong calves. Also has the nicest butt of them all. Don't tell him though, it'll only inflate his ego. Will make sure everyone knows you think his butt is nice and the others will get annoyed. Still has acne scars from high school because he was a chronic skin picker. He also still had fangs from the time he was turned into a vampire. Is he still one? He won't tell~ Covered in freckles from head to toe. He shaves, though it’s mostly because he did it once and now he hates the feeling of the stubble growing back. Although he's not the greatest at it so he still gets nicks and cuts. After the experience with the stick and poke tattoo, he never got another. There's a part of him that regrets it, but he'd never think to cover it up or get rid of it. When he's feeling low, he likes to admire it and think about all of his memories with his buddies.
Tom: 5'8 and fucking smug about it. He is BIPOC. He’s a bit anemic so it makes his skin appear paler than he actually is. His height spawns constant arguments with Tord over who's taller. And yes, there was one point where Tom and Tord tried to see who could make their hair taller than the other. Definitely has a beer gut. Also did I mention the happy trail~ ugh- I'm so weak. No ass to speak of tho. Back is built like a board, sadly. If you ask him to sit in your lap it will hurt, he's got a boney ass. However, he does have really nice thighs. Can we talk about his body modifications now? Okay thank God because- ugh! First of all, he had his tongue split, and he loves showing it off. Used to have his tongue pierced but he hated the feeling after a while. All of his other piercings? He has gauges, two other piercings along the shell of his ear, and snake bites. Actually, has a couple of tattoos as well as the old stick and poke one. He’s always down to go get a new one.
Tord: 5'6 and a half, 5'8 and a half with the haircut. Doesn't go out that often so he's pasty. Nowhere near Matt levels of pale, but it's noticeable. Before leaving the crew, he was actually pretty heavy set. Mans looked like the textbook definition of a weeb. However, when he returned, he was surprisingly lean. You can almost see a hint of muscles too. He’s got a gap between his two front teeth. Quite a bit harrier than Tom. Does not trim whatsoever. Never has never will. Nasty stinky man. Probably has ridiculously noticeable pit hair. Likely to get really cringy tattoos like anime girls from hentai. But it's okay pookie I forgive you. After the events of "The End" Tord's arm was ripped to shreds. So, he actually gets another tattoo done professionally on his opposite wrist. He quite literally just got a replica of their matching tattoo. Why you ask? I’m sentimental, okay?
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Eduardo: 5'10 and a half. The most likely to lie about his height and say is 6ft. He’s kind of a manlet and will make it your problem. His parents are Puerto Rican and he’s dark-skinned. Chubby, though he surprisingly doesn't have as much sugar in his diet. Unsurprisingly, Eduardo is actually rather hairy. No one knows why he's so damn hairy and can't grow a proper mustache. Has a little bit of an ass, though he does have really strong thighs. Probably the type to be able to crush a watermelon with them. Not much into body modifications, although he does have his mother's name tattooed on his shoulder blade. He’s high key a total momma’s boy. Used to have his ears pierced but they closed up long after high school.
Jon: 5'3. Doesn't actually care about his height. He surprisingly pretty built, despite his massive sweet tooth. Him and Mark actually go to the gym together. Though he's more into training his legs. Has the highest stamina of anyone. Mans could be a whole track star if he wanted to. Another member of the cute butt squad. I'd almost call it a bubble butt. Also, this guy doesn't know how to dress. Mother fucker would either wear cargo shorts and a polo top or maybe one if those obnoxious Hawaiian t-shirts. Someone please step in and help the guy, I am begging.
Mark: 6'3 and a half. Another frequent gym goer. Can bench press around 230 pounds easily. Although, he prefers to hide how ripped he is with turtlenecks. His hair is so blonde that it can be a little difficult to notice how hairy he is. For that reason, he surprisingly doesn't do much in the grooming department. Except for his eyebrows, he gets them threaded. Had a phase where he was really into vampires in high school, so he has a neck tattoo of a vampire bite. That's why he always wears the damn turtleneck. He has a love hate relationship with that damn tattoo. Absolutely mocks Jon's fashion choice as he always dresses up. Except at the gym, that's the only time he lets himself dress down when leaving the house.
So, just to get the ball rolling, here are just some general headcanons I have
Edd
-A tall boy. He stands somewhere about, say, 6′2″ (I’m a silly american so it’s feet-)
-Because of his sweet tooth, Edd is a bit chubby. Due to his height, it’s been spaced out accordingly, but y’know, he’s a snoft boy.
-When he’s drawing, sometimes he’ll end up staring into space. This will sometimes spook the others, mainly Matt. A few times when he’s done this, he ended up staring straight into somebody’s eyes, or lack-there-of. That leads to some,,,, /interesting/ conversations.
-He can kinda sorta cook? It’s not extremely good, but it’s not inedible.
Matt
-Another tall babe!! He’s a little taller than Edd, standing at about 6′4″.
-Lanky boy. He’s all leg, no body, and vvv skinny. But don’t let that fool you; Matt is actually quite strong.
-Please don’t say anything about his room. Yes, it’s a mess. Yes, he has too many novelty toys. Yes, he wants to clean it. He just hasn’t found the time. Don’t be too harsh on the boy.
-He cannot cook. Period. Do not ask him to cook. He will buRN DOWN THE HOUSE AND WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS DISCUSSION A G A I N .
Tord
-He’s about average height, coming in at around 5′10″. Still taller than Tom and will not let him forget it.
-Being the leader of an army and all, the boy has quite a bit of muscle mass. He’s no body builder, but you can’t deny; he is t o n e d.
-Tord will sometimes subconsciously slip back into Norwegian. He can’t help it, it is his mother tongue after all. Though, it makes cursing almost too easy.
-The only cooking this man knows how to do is making ramen, and maybe a microwave brownie if he tries hard enough. Tord normally just orders take-out or eats what one of the others made.
Tom
-Shortest of the bunch, and he hates it with a fiery passion. He stands at 5′7″, which is average, but also a big point of insecurity.
-As you can expect, Tom is a bit of an alcoholic. This has noticeably caught up to him, and he has a beer belly. Sure yeah, he’s a strong man, but the alcohol is stronger.
-Tom does write his own music, and a lot of it is actually quite good. He doesn’t write lyrics or anything, but if someone ever wanted to put vocals on the track, he wouldn’t be opposed to it. While he does enjoy playing his own stuff, he also likes playing-and occasionally singing-certain songs. When asked which song is his favorite to play, one of the first to come to mind is Let It Die by Three Days Grace.
-Surprisingly enough, Tom’s the best cook of them all. But that’s really not saying much. The most advanced thing he can do is probably spaghetti.
