Okay, so, I’ve been a part of the Eddsworld community for quite a few years. Well, I’ve fallen right back into the rabbit hole, and I want to get back into writing again. My solution? Start an imagines/headcanons blog for Eddsworld!
This blog will predominantly be a place for “x Reader” fanfics. Why? Because I am a simp and this is what I am. I am more than open to write for any specific genders, though if you do not specify, I will keep it gender neutral.
Minors DNI. I will be posting some NotSFW content on this blog. If at any time I find out you are a minor, I will block you.
What I will write
Afab, Amab, and gender-neutral reader
Eddsworld and Ellsworld characters
NotSFW content
Fluff! So much Fluff!
Angst with or w/o comfort
Platonic Content
Drug Use (mostly just cannabis)
Mild violence
What I will NOT write
Non-con/rape
Heavy fetish content (Urine, scat, inflation, feederism, age-play, etc.)
Self-harm or suicide
Reader or character being drugged
Incest
Pedophilia
The list of things I write and won’t write is subject to change at any point in time. Please be sure to check this post before sending in an ask. I’d hate for you to get your hopes up only to find out I won’t write for a specific topic. Also, remember to be mindful of tags I include!
I will attempt to tag anything that could be triggering and keep any explicit or violent content under “read more”. I’m mostly taking up writing again because I’d like to experiment with my writing and want to improve.
Please keep in mind, I am only one person. I’m here to share my love for some silly little guys and gals, this is not my job. I also have my limits. If at any time you send in an ask that makes me uncomfortable, I will not respond.
I neeeeeeeed some yandere boys hcs give before I riot
Oh, boy this one was a bit of a doozy. Please be mindful of the content warnings!! This one is extremely dark, and I am tagging it as N$FW because of that fact.
TW: DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT!! Extremely unhealthy relationships, abusive relationships, Manipulation, Emotional abuse, obsession, delusions, possessiveness, Verbal abuse, irl and digital stalking, unmet physical needs, social isolation, mention of physical violence (not directed at s/o), threats of physical violence (directed at s/o), kidnapping
Edd
Considered to be a caretaker yandere. He's always at his sweetheart's beck and call. He never wants his darling to lift a finger ever again.
He's delusional. In fact, Edd is very likely to fall in love with his darling at first sight. The longer he's around them, the more obsessed he becomes. The more obsessed he is, the worse his delusions are. He'll go around talking about his sweetheart like they're already together because, in his mind, you have been the entire time.
Loves to have his darling entirely dependent on him. Are you hungry? Let him cook for you; after all, he knows just how you like your food. What are you doing, trying to eat by yourself? Absolutely not! Let him feed you. It is the least he could do for you. So long as Edd's by your side, you rarely have to lift a finger.
In fact, Edd loves caring for his sweetheart so much he's likely to intentionally make them sick. There's a part of him that genuinely enjoys doing it for you, but it's twisted into something darker over time. He needs to be useful to his sweetheart. Keeping his sweetheart purposefully sick satisfies the need; his desperation for you to be completely reliant on him.
He surprisingly can snap out of his obsession pretty easily. He craves to be everything for his sweetheart. If they repeatedly refuse his affection, his feelings will start to deteriorate. It's a complete 180 to how he'd normally treat his sweetheart.
That doesn't mean he'd let them go. No, Edd meant it when he said they'd never have to rely on anyone else again. Now, he is emotionally closed off and only provides the bare essentials. It's like he never felt anything for them in the first place.
They'll go weeks without being allowed to wash up. He'll feed them whenever he remembers but there's a 50% chance it'll be cold by the time he gets around to it. It's either that or it's so hot that when you take it from him it'll burn your hands to the point of scarring. Edd will just stare blankly at his sweetheart, mumble something about his darling needing to be more careful and leave. They're not getting anything for the burns and he's not providing another meal or utensils.
If his sweetheart were to come crawling back and begging for his affection again, he'd be so quick to give in. He'd welcome them back with open arms and a disgustingly wide smile. "I'm so happy you've finally come around, love. Just say the word, tell me you love me, and we can go right back to how it was: perfect~"
Matt
Matt is surprisingly the most self-aware of all the main four. Which makes him all the more dangerous. He knows his feelings are entirely unhealthy and borderline obsessive, but he does not care. Deep down he's entirely selfish and will do just about anything to keep his darling. He views his sweetheart as an object, not their own person.
He keeps on playing the role of an idiot, it makes his sweetheart all the more trusting of him. He always seems to be the least threatening of the main four. Sometimes, he's kind. He'll take you out for lunch and offer to get you that thing you've been eyeing for months at the local shop. They're all a part of his scheme to make you fall head over heels for him. It's so... easy.
Anyone he deems as competition will be dealt with. He's not above physical violence. However, he much prefers social deterioration. He'd rather ruin a person's reputation, their relationships, and even their lives just to keep them out of the picture. It's a lot easier for him to pretend to be the better person when compared to those who he's absolutely destroyed. Though really, how could his darling not trust a face like his~? He's practically everything they could ever need or want in a partner.
He'll play the part for however long it takes. If Matt has to spend years trying to win the affection of his object of obsession, he's more than willing to wait for the right moment. It's not that he's giving them the choice to come to him. No, this is a game to him. Matt gets off to the mind games he plays on them. The chase is part of the fun.
If his sweetheart ever thought about leaving him, he'll ramp up the manipulation. Suddenly that sweet Matt you fell in love with is back. He's there to shower you with lavish gifts and every sweet word under the sun. In reality, he's just stringing you along until you fall right back in line. If that doesn't work, suddenly his sweetheart's friends are leaving them. No words are exchanged, just people dropping out of their lives out of the blue. His darling will likely start catching on to his little game, as he gets sloppy when his goals are threatened.
Does a complete 180 when he gets what he wants. He's already got his darling wrapped around his fingertips, so he'll drop the mask. It's almost unnerving to see how emotionless Matt seems when alone together. The facade comes right back up when you're both in public.
The rules of the game change; now he wants to exert as much control over his sweetheart's life as possible. Matt will make you feel like an idiot. He will make you feel lesser than. You should be grateful he's willing to put up with you. Now beg for him to stay, stroke his ego enough, and maybe he'll pretend to be the Matt you fell in love with.
If all else fails, he's not opposed to keeping his sweetheart locked up. He's already made the decision, they are his. No one else is allowed to have them. And if keeping them away from the outside world means he gets to have them all to himself, then so be it. Maybe a few months of some alone time with him will bring them back to their senses. "You're not going anywhere. Do you have any idea what I've done to keep you here with me? I'm not letting you go, not until I'M done with you."
Tom
Tom surprisingly leaves his sweetheart alone. For the most part. At least, that's what you think. He's always nearby, watching from afar.
Enjoys watching his sweetheart sleep. There's something so peaceful as he lies beside them in their own bed. He can feel their breathing on his skin and their scent is like a warm blanket that fills his senses with a fuzziness. It's like being enveloped in everything that is his sweetheart.
It's so bad that he actually will go days without sleeping just so he can maximize the time he's around them. The others rarely know where he runs off to at this point. Tom is away from their house so often that they barely consider him a roommate anymore. The only time he is home is when he desperately needs rest.
Tom is always diligent about leaving before sunrise. Sweetheart doesn't even know because he's so good at covering his tracks. He will also snap a few photos for his personal collection. He leaves most of them under his bed for when he actually goes back home to rest. Except for a few more cherished ones, those stay on his person at all times.
These are the only times he allows himself to be sweet with his darling. He whispers such tender things. "You look so content like this... like I'm not even here." "Are you dreaming about me?" "I wish I could consume your thoughts as much as you do mine."
When he eventually starts interacting with his sweetheart, he is nasty towards them. It takes him months to work up the courage to be close to them, only for him to be a massive prick. Tom purposefully stares you down, and when you meet his gaze he just sneers. Sometimes he will even shove you when walking by.
Tom knows what he is doing. He's not an idiot, he understands just how morally and legally wrong his actions are. However, laws had never stopped him before he developed this obsession. Why would he stop when it feels this good?
The abrasiveness only gets worse over time. Every day that he's not able to have you he gets angrier and angrier. What's worse is he's the type to take it out on his darling. To you, he's just a stranger who comes around to call you the most horrendous things. It's entirely justified in Tom's mind. He wouldn't feel the need to be so harsh towards his sweetheart if they would just give in to him already. Honestly, he is quite petty.
It's so confusing when his darling realizes who kidnapped them. He understands. He has been nothing but hostile towards them. Now that he's got them all to himself, he takes a more obsessive turn. Tom will physically keep you at his side at all times. Now that he has you in his grasp, he's not letting you go. "Months of all this hard work... going through the trouble to get you here... and yet you still act like this? You should consider yourself lucky I'm not bored of you yet because you wouldn't be alive if I didn't have the patience to deal with your ungratefulness."
Eventually, things will reach a fever pitch, and he kidnaps his sweetheart. It's easy for him. After all, he knows their schedule like the back of his hand. He would prefer to take you in your sleep, but he's not above other drastic options.
Tord
He's similar to Tom in that he's always watching his sweetheart. However, he's far more of a hermit and much prefers stalking you digitally. He spends so much time locked away in his room going through all of your socials. What's worse is, he's really good at finding any secret accounts or locations from a single photo.
He has definitely bugged his darling's home. He uses his skills to create his own gear. I'm talking miniature cameras that he can slip in areas undetected, tracking devices he can attach to their vehicles. Hell, he will even go as far as to steal your phone so he can bug that too. That way he can track your phone directly and see what you're doing at all times.
For now, Tord is content with watching from afar. He knows he's terrible around people and already comes off as a creep. Plus, when he gets his hands on his sweetheart, he might not even be able to contain himself. Until he works up the courage, he'll just watch his darling sound asleep on his phone until he eventually passes out. At least he can pretend that they're asleep next to him.
Has a burner phone he likes to use to contact his sweetheart. Tord has this twisted fantasy of scaring his sweetheart right into his arms. He wants to terrify you, tell you things no one should possibly know about you, and when you seek out solace in his arms, he swoops in to be your knight in shining armor.
Tord is emotionally volatile. Sometimes, when he's especially frustrated with you, he will use random numbers to message you. The contents of these messages vary from threats on your life to even disturbing details that no one should know about you. He always regrets doing so afterward, but he does nothing to fix this toxic cycle.
He's genuinely so cringe-fail around his sweetheart. He is struggling to make eye contact, sweating profusely, and trembling like a leaf. What makes it worse is that when they meet for the first time, Tord has already been stalking them for months. He has to walk on eggshells to avoid giving away too many hints to his obsession.
He's so possessive with his darling. It doesn't matter if they don't know he exists. Anyone who so much breathes in their direction is on his shit list. He's definitely the type to keep up appearances. Then when he knows you're not paying attention, Tord will turn around and threaten the other person.
The most likely to let his sweetheart go if they insist. That doesn't mean he's going to stop stalking them. Now that Tord's had them once, he will forever consider them his. He continues to meddle in their life despite promising to leave. He makes fake accounts to flood their social media, continues to watch their socials 24/7, and even begins harassing those closest in his sweetheart's life. He's a firm believer that if he can't have them, then no one should. So, he's going to make sure no one wants them.
Has the worst abandonment issues. It's the main reason he is constantly checking your socials; to feed into his paranoia. Tord is for any evidence of his darling's unfaithfulness. God forbid anyone makes the mistake of interacting with a post that feeds into those delusions.
Tord's the least likely to lash out to his darling. To him, you are perfect, everything that makes him happy in the world. It's the outside world that poses a threat.
Tord's main goal is to get them back. His sweetheart leaving him was his biggest fear and now he has to live that reality. Some nights, when he finds his heart at the bottom of an empty bottle, he calls his sweetheart and leaves long winded messages pouring out his twisted affections. "Please don't give up on me... you're all that feels right to me in this world. Every day you're not here with me drives me fucking insane. If I have to wake up one more morning without you here, then... I might just have to drag you back myself. And I don't think you want that..."
Request from ur local Tom simp, I was so happy when u mentioned Tom and the fact he’s a bassist in a nsfw post
istg please, imagine him just practicing with Susan and his S/O randomly just spaced out onto his hands (I’m a strong believer that this fucker wears rings, I’ll fistfight you on it) and he’d notice and be a total jerk abt it, lovingly of course-
ALSO BONUS FOR THE NASTY HORNY SHIT, PLEASE IM SUCH A SIMP-
Anon… do you have any idea what you’ve done? This right here, this is my SHIT!! HIT ME RIGHT IN THE DAMN KINK. This took me way too long to write but I hope it was worth the wait. The ending is abrupt I know. I got carried away a little bit and it became more than what was requested. I might just be willing to make this a two parter... Perhaps.
Obligatory, under the cut for more. Do not read if sexual situations make you uncomfortable.
Rock Me to Sleep (Part 1)
TW: N$FW, Hand kink, mentioning of wanting to be choked, bassists reign supreme
It was late at night and the sun had long since gone down. The clock read somewhere after two o'clock in the morning. Granted, it was a bit hard to tell as you’re fighting off sleep. Blearily trying to blink away the tiredness in your eyes. There was no use trying to get sleep at this point. Even if you wanted to sleep, the house was filled with the low humming of a bass.
Your roommate, Thomas, seemed far too busy to care about your plight. In fact, more often than not, he did his best writing late at night. Or maybe he just enjoyed being a nuisance. How the other two seemed to sleep so easily when Tom was doing his nightly jam sessions, you haven’t a clue. Perhaps they’d grown so used to it over time.
Maybe you should consider taking Matt’s offer from the other night. Ear plugs would make sleeping far easier. Although, noise canceling headphones would prove extra useful.
You ponder on your decision for a while. So long in fact that you slowly begin to drift off to sleep. Just as your eyes flutter shut once more, sleep so close to sinking into every fiber of your being, you’re ripped from it so suddenly. The jarring rift Tom had started seemed to force you unceremoniously from the beginnings of a dream. Even Edd seemed furious about this. He could be heard from his own room yelling at Tom to stop for the night.
The peace that followed was brief, but still joyous. Though, it seemed Tom was only content with playing some lower cords. Was it fortunate for the others? Yes. For you however… The shared wall between both of your rooms did little to muffle the noise.
Maybe it was because you were cranky or maybe it was just the dreariness of your sleep deprived state, but you got up from bed. The moment from between you leaving the sanctity of your bedroom to the point where you were at Tom’s door was nearly nonexistent. Judging by that fact, it’s safe to say you are in some desperate need for sleep.
Tom doesn’t even bother to meet your gaze. He seemed far too caught up in playing to even notice the way your weary body held itself up by the doorframe. His face seemed clenched in concentration, eyes squeezed shut as he let his fingers drift along the fret. While his fingers danced across the strings, his other hand rested comfortably against the body. It seemed to smack lightly at the bass to some imaginary beat he was making up in his head.
You don’t even realize just how long you’re staring at this point. The tired ache of your muscles had long since been forgotten. Instead it was replaced by a new ache that settled deep inside the pit of your stomach. With a deep breath that you had been holding, you step over to the side of his bed. Had you really been breathing that shallowly this entire time?
His eyes slowly open now, finally acknowledging your presence. Though, it didn’t seem to be that bothered by it. Much to your disappointment, his fingers freeze along the fretboard. He raises a brow at you. It was a silent question, one that he’d hope he wouldn’t have to voice. You’d already interrupted his flow, and speaking would bring him further out of the headspace.
“Don’t let me stop you,” you speak, before letting your body fall down onto the opposite side of the bed. Your knees hang haphazardly over the side of the bed while you stretch out across your back.
Maybe it was just your tiredness that wanted him to keep on playing. After all, the current melody he had going was smooth and deep. One that rattled the room slightly and settled deep into your chest. At least, that's what you can tell yourself while you watch him settle back into a rhythm.
Tom didn’t seem to question you further. In fact, he seemed all too content to have a live audience to the current jam session he was having. The way his hands stretched out to each cord was almost hypnotizing. Calluses strummed at smooth metal to produce the sweet melody that filled the room. It seemed his hands had committed the cord to memory and flowed as fluidly as water.
Though, you catch your eyes lingering for far too long on his digits. You could see the way each tendon flexed with the stretch of his fingers along the fret. Or maybe, it was the way the veins seemed to pop with his current hand placement that sent a warmth into your core. Whatever the reason for your current euphoric state, there wasn’t any denying the way you ogled his ringed fingers.
Tom didn’t seem as bothered by your ogling. A smug smirk was plastered across his face and his void-like eyes were turned to look down at you. “You know… you could take a closer look,” His head tilts downwards slightly, nudging towards the guitar in his lap. It was another invitation, beckoning you to come closer and touch him. An offer you would have been foolish to refuse.
Now you really couldn’t disguise your presence as just out of tiredness. He’d fully caught you staring at his powerful hands. But, as you settled right up against him, there didn’t seem to be any judgment in his gaze. The way his muscles seemed to relax as your own fingers brush against his bare arm gave cadence to his relaxed state.
From this distance you could smell the cologne. A clean and crisp scent, dominated by sage and bergamot that tapered into a woodsy musk. Rustic, yet incredibly intoxicating.
The two of you stay like this for a while. You, with one arm tucked into his side and the other splayed out across his forearm, and Tom with his guitar tucked in his crossed lap. You could feel each movement of his muscles under his dark skin. Tom was thankful he’d long since discarded his typical blue hoodie for a gray tank top as he enjoyed the contact between you too.
Maybe he was showing off a bit. His fingers curled ever so slightly against each string as he plucked them. You could notice the faint outline of his tendons stretching against the skin each time he stretched out a digit across the fretboard. The satisfied grin on his face made it obvious, he was definitely showing off.
It seems you don’t even notice the way your hands have started playing their exploration game. One finger moves down his forearm slowly, tracing a vein down to the center of his wrist that rested against the body of the bass.
A part of you worried this position would make his playing awkward, but Tom didn’t seem to care all that much. If anything, the soft furrow of his brows gave the hint to the exact opposite. His forked tongue darted out for a split second, both sides moving along his bottom lip slowly. It seemed he was barely containing his own elicit excitement about this whole scenario.
“Pervert,” Tom chastises you, despite the way his own body seemed to react so sweetly to each touch of your skin against his own, “You’re really easy to entertain, huh?”
“Does it really bother you?” You question him in return. Though, he seemed all too quick to protest the second your body started to pull itself from his side.
“I never said that.” His hands pull away from the base of the guitar for a split second, wrapping around your waist to pull you back into him. This time your knees brushed together, and sides pressed tightly against one another. You settle your head against his shoulder, letting your hair tickle against his stubble.
“You really seem to enjoy this,” Tom noted. His gaze flitted back and forth between you and the way his fingers continued to strum. “If I’d have known you were this easy to work up, I’d have tried this a long time ago.”
You don’t even seem to register his words, too transfixed on the way his hands gripped at the neck and squeezed. He gave a knowing smirk the second he noticed the absolute dazed look you were giving him. Maybe, if you played your cards right, he’d let those hands wander around your throat. Just imagining the way the cold metal of his rings would leave little divots in your skin if he squeezed just right was enough to work you up even further.
It seemed that Tom was happy to go on like this for a while. There was only one reason he’d continued strumming a low tune, with the express purpose of working you up further. He took note of the way your breath would quicken with every little movement. It really seemed like he had you right where he wanted you. Did you want him as much as he wanted you?
The way your hands began to wander a bit further down his forearm and traced into the palm of his hand was enough to draw his attention again. Even as he tilted his head back up to meet your gaze, he continued strumming.
He was confident in his own abilities. Your hand wandering into his own didn’t prove to be any hindrance. If anything, it emboldened him to really put on a show.
“Something on your mind, baby,” Tom asked. Though it seemed less so a question, and more like an implication to your current state. The way his empty eyes fell half-lidded showed his intentions. He really was teasing you and that smug smirk wasn’t going away anytime soon.
He was entirely willing to push you even further, just to see how long it’d take for you to break. A deliciously tortuous game of hot-and-cold. Just to see who’d crack under the pressure first and give in to their desire. Tom was very confident in where he stood in this little game. You, however? Your resolve was quickly crumbling. You found yourself wanting to push just a bit further. To really explore this new desire further.
“Could I uh…” The words died in your throat as your throat was suddenly dry. Your intentions were by no means innocent and the mere thought of acting on such impulses was making your heart race. Tom arches a brow. A silent question urging you to continue. A beat passes before you do so. “Would you let me try something?”
The rift he was working on stopped suddenly. The sound was almost akin to a groan that trailed off into silence. Tom let his bass rest in his lap as he turned his full attention to you. He was intrigued by such a vague request, but his curiosity urged him to give you a nod of approval.
“What did you have in mind?” His tone was light yet impish. Tom had an idea of what you want but he’d rather play dumb. It made the buildup even sweeter when you fully shed your inhibitions and gave in to him. The excitement was overwhelming as his own mind wandered to what you might have in store.
i am so sorry for asking this but can we pls get some more nsfw headcanons?&2&1&/ AHHH SORRY
Okay, let me preface this by saying this, I wrote these head canons while extremely high and I've been sitting on these bad boys for a while now. Forgive me if they're a little incoherent but I figured this was the best ask to share them with. Please mind the tags. If you're uncomfortable with anything skip this one.
TW: N$FW Topics, Tord being fucking nasty, everyone just being nasty, sex toys, edging, just the tip, biting, praise, strap-ons, messy sex, questionable use of pillows, stealing clothes, using said clothes in questionable ways, VERY questionable fantasies, "onii-chan", again Tord's fucking nasty, Who needs that many dildos ever?, NO BETA READ (future Squid stopped by and made everything more coherent. You're welcome), EVEN THE TAGS AREN'T SAFE, Squid's a mess right now, Don't do drugs, unless it's legal for you like me
Edd
Chronic pillow humper. He has cum on the sheets multiple times. Don't worry, he cleans it all up very well. He just tosses that shit in the wash and passes right out afterward.
A huge fan of clothes on sex. Let that man dry hump you until he's busting in his khakis.
Service top. Much prefers giving. The guy gives great head and he knows it.
Praise kink, praise kink, praise kink. Did I mention the praise kink? Whether he's giving or receiving it, it doesn't matter. You're both getting called pretty no matter who's getting pounded into.
He talks so much during sex. It's either he's talking about how good you are or he's describing in massive detail every little thing hes doing to your body. It doesn't even get better when he's going down on you.
A massive tease. He can spend hours just fucking you with the tip. It makes it so much more enjoyable for him.
Loves edging so much, like one of his favorite things is edging you both together and see who gets so desperate that they are practically drooling and barely able to form a thought.
Did I mention guided masturbation? He loves seeing his partner get off while he whispers right in their ear how to do it. And trust me, he pays extra close attention he knows nearly all of your sweet spots and he's going to abuse that information.
Matt
Likes to use a vibrator against his cock.
He is a total voyeur and definitely makes a show out of you watching him tease himself.
Also produces a lot of precum it WILL get everywhere.
Much prefers bottoming. Stuff his holes, yes please.
His absolute favorite is to ride you/your strap and look up into a mirror on the ceiling (becausd of course he has one). Then he can look at both of your pretty faces.
He's a total biter, the vampire episode just awakened it in him.
Pin him to the wall; it doesn't matter if you're way shorter than him. He will quite literally drop to his knees in front of you if you do so.
The few times he does top he's still so submissive. Seeks out praise so much.
The ONLY way to get him to take a dominant role is to bruise his ego, which takes quite a bit of effort.
Tom
Has one of those clear pocket pussies. No idea how else to describe it. It's clear and you can see his weenie through it.
He likes to masturbate in the shower. He says it makes clean-up quicker, but in reality, it's just because the water usually drowns out his moans.
Also a fan of fantasy toys, though he's mostly interested in having those absurd dildos. Too big for any sane person to use bc he's a size king and he loves the stretch. Has more than enough dildos that it's considered illegal in Texas.
Tom's a growler and does enjoy the occasional primal play.
Masturbates in the hoodie and would not complain if you did too.
Mutual masturbation, he is so weak for it. He'd probably use a double ended dildo just for funsies. It's a bonding experience.
Chaotic switch. Does not care who is getting stuffed. In fact, he really loves it if his partner would switch mid-sex. He's much more pliant if you do so.
He loves bondage on his partner but does not allow himself to be tied up. It's a trigger for him and that's not going to be fun for anyone.
Also, a drooler as he gets closer to cumming. It doesn't matter if he's topping or bottoming, there will be drool, and it will be messy.
Tord
Has a "just the tip" fantasy. He thinks he's improved every time, but, like- it takes 3 minutes of him just thrusting the head in before he's going absolutely rabid, wanting to fuck you deeper. He likes edging himself using his partner's hole.
Does not want to stop until either one of you is so overstimulated and fuckdrunk.
Will steal your underwear. He's fucking NASTY and uses it to jerk it. He might just wash them before returning them. Emphasis on might: he's nasty and probably gets off to the fact that he's come in your clothing multiple times.
I feel like he would have a fantasy where you call him "onni-chan"
Will buy you sex toys, but most of the time they're just tentacles. If you let him though, he'd love to make you one of his own. Don't give him that power. He'll make a secret remote to use anytime he's bored.
Will nut the second you come out in cosplay, or just dress up vaguely like one of those anime girls. It doesn't matter your gender; he goes nuts for miniskirts and thigh highs.
Secretly into being dominated. Put him in his place. Please? He wants it so bad but he won't admit it.
Edd would bully his S/O becuz theyre short LOL edd loves his S/O i swear
No, because you're absolutely right!!
So, previously I mentioned that he's pretty tall himself. Not crazy tall like Matt, but it's definitely noticeable. He's so mean with it. Though, I think he's mostly a spiteful type of guy.
He'll purposefully hide all of your favorite snacks on the top shelf. Why you ask? Because he was upset that you didn't help him put away groceries. Now your punishment is asking him for help everytime you want some chips.
Oh, you're too busy talking with someone when Edd wants your attention? Good luck being taken seriously with this guy pressing both of his elbows on top of your head and using you as a glorified arm rest.
Now you're too busy while working on a new project? Mother fucking, bet. Now all of your supplies are taped to the ceiling. Also, he hid the step stool and Edd sure as hell ain't helping you this time. Beg all you want, he won't cave easily.
Edd can also really hold on to a grudge. You could wrong him in the slightest and he will get that revenge months later. You learned this the hard way the last time you forgot to swing by the store and pickup cola for him one time. Months later he will come back with a sincerely cruel plot. It took him months to execute but it was a success.
You come home one day, only to find the stairs have been gutted in the house. There's no access to the bedrooms unless you can scale the wall. Edd will just stand right at where the top of the stairs used to be. Tom and Tord aren't very impressed with the outcome so they both probably get pissy with you too.
TW: Slightly NSFW, marking, vague mention to bodily harm
Edd's the type of guy to draw up a bath after sex. He loves it. Sinking into warm water and just lying together with his partner, rubbing each other down with a washcloth. Edd is sentimental and loves the intimacy. Then, after you both feel thoroughly cleaned and relaxed, he's moving back to the bed for a well-earned nap. He'll hold you tight until you drift off to sleep.
Matt is usually the one who needs aftercare. He really appreciates a good massage, and he's got the oils and lotions on supply. He usually treats you similar if you need aftercare as well. He has been known to claw and scratch during sex, but he's more than willing to help take care of any bodily harm he causes you. Matt is a massive cuddler and the second you guys' finish massaging each other and cleaning each other he's clinging to your side.
Sex with Tom can be pretty rough. There's a good chance you're getting a bit banged up no matter who's topping or bottoming. He'll take his time cleaning any wounds and rubbing away any sore spots. Tom is a lot more affectionate after sex and he says the sweetest things. He's the type to kiss at your wounds and coo about how much he loves you.
Tord is an absolute king at aftercare! Since sex with the Norwegian can be really intense, he has to be. He's got his own little system he follows. Water and snacks are on standby in his room at all times. Of course, there's a lot of massaging involved. While he rubs his partner down, he likes to ask a lot of questions. He enjoys an open discussion about what you liked and what he can improve on.
Alrighty the boys that have a partner that sleeps like a dead body or just in a werid or uncomfortable position like me, were you just star fish on the bed according to my roommate
I dk it thought it was a goofy idea lol
Edd would most definitely flop on top of you. He doesn't care if you're actually asleep, if you're full on starfishing on the bed, he's going to just fall right on top of you. Unless of course you're genuinely trying to sleep, at that point he'd try to figure out a position that is both comfortable for him while still letting him cuddle you. Sometimes he's successful. Other times he either has to compromise with a sore back or just holding hands while you two sleep.
Matt is just Matt. He'll stare at you for like twenty minutes the first time he sees you doing it then shrugs before climbing into bed with you. If you look too much like a dead body though he's going to freak the fuck out. At some point Edd will have to intervene and check you for a pulse because Matt was too squeamish to do so himself. Makes up some excuse like "I could never touch a dead body! What if I catch the plague or something!!' Matt, sweetie, no that's not how that works. He's also a restless sleeper and tosses and turns a lot in his sleep. Though what's far worse is he's a bit of a kicker. Don't be surprised if when you wake up you're both tangled up together or wake up with some new bruises.
Tom would be so damn concerned. How is this comfortable? How is your back not fucked up? Jesus Christ. He hates it when he comes to bed and finds you dead asleep. Now he has to play a game of "Don't wake up your S/O whole you navigate a mess of limbs" and he's so annoyed. Sometimes Tom just says "fuck it" and will roll your entire body over so that he can lay down. Also, he frequently wakes up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. He's exhausted, cranky, and has to piss. Now he's got his S/O's body tangled around him. It's likely he'd push you off of him out of annoyance. But the second he comes crawling back he'll put your arms back around him exactly where they were before. Also, I don't know why but I could see Tom sleeping in a free fall position, one leg propped up while his arms hug his pillow.
Tord is the exact same. Matt's called the ambulance once during movie night because Tord looks like a fucking corpse when he falls asleep. Mostly because he doesn't fall asleep per-se, but rather he just passes out. His sleep schedule is so fucked up. A lot of the time Tord stays up late tinkering and working on projects until he collapses from exhaustion. Is it healthy? Absolutely not. Does he give a shit? Nah. However, even if he doesn't often sleep in the same bed as his partner most of the time, Tord tries to make time to cuddle them. He's probably the best at figuring out how to worm his way into a proper snuggling position. This guy was an expert at Tetris, he'll figure it out easily.
hii!! I just came across this blog and it seems too innocent… could u do the main 4 and what they do when they’re topping Y/N?
Okay, this is not a drill, the first NSFW ask for the blog. Everything is under read more, and if you’re at all uncomfortable with sexual situations I recommend you don’t read this one. I made myself embarrassed writing this one, so I hope you enjoy it you nasties <3
Side note: I do not mention the reader's genitals, but they are the one getting penetrated. I tried to keep it as gender neutral as possible.
Edd:
He’s a very giving partner in the bedroom. All you have to do is beg him once and he’s ready to go. If you’d let him, he could spend hours between your legs. He especially loves it when his partner sits on his face but that’s a topic for another day. Edd’s a sucker for thighs and loves burying his tongue between your legs. Will use his arms to hold your thighs down on his shoulders while he goes down on you. Don’t be surprised that he won’t stop talking during sex either, he gets so giggly when you’re desperate for him. Don't mistake his playfulness though, he's still the biggest tease. You could be teetering on the brink of orgasm, and he'll pull away to taunt you. "Hmm? Does that feel good? Yeah~? Ohhh I know it does, how could I not~? You sound absolutely filthy under my tongue."
He is the biggest tease on the planet. Lord help anyone who lets him top them. His favorite thing to do is to tease you with just the tip. Edd’s biggest fantasy is fucking his partner with just the tip so that you’re both being edged. He won’t be satisfied until you’re both squirming and barely able to form a coherent thought. He could go on like that for hours if he really wanted to, but he’s really weak when it comes to his partner’s needs. He tries to continue to praise you the whole time but can’t get the words out right as he’s stuttering over his own moans as he gets closer to cumming. "Right there? Mmm~ You like it, right here?" He's also likely to just blurt out a long string of "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you" until it's completely nonsensical babbling.
Matt:
Usually, if you can get him to top, he’s more of a service top. Matt is very receptive to his partner's commands. Constantly asking “Is this good enough?” or he’s begging you to fuck his face. If he notices you’re not giving him the praise he wants, he will get way too into it. He’s also very messy when he’s giving head. I’m talking about your sex and thighs being covered in his spit when he’s done with you. Matt easily comes undone while going down on you too. He'll gladly finish himself off while squirming against the sheets. It's almost as if getting you off strokes his ego enough for him to cum with his mouth against your heat.
If you really want Matt to take a more dominant role though, you’re going to have to bruise his ego. Needless to say, that’s easier said than done. But if you start degrading him when you’re getting intimate, he’ll cave pretty easily. Loves to have his partner spread out wide in his lap, both their thighs on either side of his own. It gives him the best view as he fucks up into your hole in front of the mirror. Will hold your chin and force you to watch him as he whispers filthy words in your ear. It’s obvious Matt’s still vying for your praise though. “Look at how good you look with me stuffed inside of you~” “Come on, lovely~ Tell me how good it feels.” “Where’s that cockiness now, huh?” “No one can fuck you like I can, right angel~?”
Tom:
You know what they say about bassists? Yeah, Tom is a God with his hands. He’ll spend however long you want him to worship your body with his rough hands. He’s very fluid with his movements and knows just how firmly to press into your more sensitive areas. If you’d rather he lavish you with his tongue, he’s happy to provide. Remember how I mentioned he got his tongue split? Yeah, I’ll just leave you with that image.
He’s a biter. Most of the time he’ll leave the hoodie on during sex, so that way he has something to bite down on during sex. He does enjoy marking his partner, but he knows he can get carried away. That asshole will leave bite marks in not subtle places if you let him, and he will look so smug about it. Tom’s also a drooler. It does not matter who is topping, Tom will start drooling the closer he gets to cumming. Just imagine it, Tom fucking you into the mattress with his hoodie bunched up between his teeth to hide the absolutely filthy moans and growls spilling from his lips. He also gets really possessive when he's topping. If he's not biting down on you or something else, he'll growl out his words through gritted teeth. "ohhhh fuck- yeah you take me so good~" "Shit-! You keep on acting like that baby and I might just have to make sure everyone knows who you belong to." "That's right baby, let it out~ Taking this cock so well, fuuuuck yeah~"
Tord:
He is mean in the bedroom, both towards his partner and slightly to himself. Loves overstimulation. He likes to keep track of how many times he makes you cum and will try to top it every session. He doesn’t want to stop until you’re trembling and begging him to stop. Safe words are especially important with this guy. Tord really loves it if you’re the type to cry from overstimulation. He's also got a filthy mouth on him! His praise can border on degrading. “Calling it quits already darling~? How pathetic. I know you can do better than that.” “I’m hearing a lot of ‘please’s and not one time have you used the safe word. Don’t tell me you’re to cock drunk to remember it~”
He is likely to keep going even after he has had his fill. Loves to see his own cum frothing around his cock from his brutal pace. Towards the beginning of sex, Tord is usually so adept with his movements. The longer he goes on he will slowly lose himself to the feeling. Growls and groans descending into whimpers and whines as he grinds his overstimulated cock into your hole. I am so sorry, but this guy definitely does the ahegao face each time he climaxes, and it gets progressively more intense each time. By his fourth orgasm, he cannot even form a coherent string of words, eyes crossed and red-faced.
Edd is the type of guy to tell his friends "go piss girl" everytime one of them announces they're going to the bathroom. He heard it off of tiktok a long while back. At first meant it jokingly but now it's second nature to him.
Matt catches himself saying it too sometimes and he has to stop himself from screaming. Edd finds it fucking hilarious meanwhile Matt is just fuming. If violence were the answer, Matt would have flung all of the furniture at Edd. He's usually the one to announce everytime he has to go to the bathroom so he's always the one its directed at.
Tom threatens to "go piss girl" on Edd's bed nearly everytime he uses it on him. He's just so tired of it, it's like when Edd picked up the word "bruh" all over again. He can't even escape it either. He'll wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and hear Edd call out from his bedroom, "Go piss girl."
Tord couldn't give less of a shit, he's so used to it at this point. Sometimes Tord says it too but he does it at the most inappropriate of times. These guys could be in the middle of a grocery store and the second Matt says he's heading off to the bathroom, Tord won't even hesitate to tell him "go piss girl." Oh god, people are staring now.
It's gotten so bad they made a fucking jar for everyone to put change into anytime time someone says it at inappropriate times. It's been like two weeks since it became a thing and the jar is almost full already. Mostly because of Tord, but he does that shit on purpose.
No one asked but here you go. I’m putting this one under the cut because it’s really long.
Characters: Edd, Tom, Matt, Tord, Eduardo, Jon, Mark
TW: I talk about booties and thighs
Edd: 6'1. Man's is chugging cola throughout the day it is no surprise he's heavy set. Not much for personal grooming. He maintains his cleanliness but the most hair he'd let grow out is a light stubble. Really dark leg and arm hair. Has cellulite and stretch marks but doesn't seem to mind. Actually, has a hand full of tattoos! Nothing crazy, they're mostly patchwork tattoos. Although, when Edd and the other three were all in high school they all gave themselves matching stick and poke tattoos. It’s a smiley face that looks uncannily like the ASDF Movie face. Granted none of them had experience doing tattoos so they made Edd do it for all of them. They all have it on the inside of the right wrist and they're all equally pretty wonky. Although Matt ended up doing Edd's making his look the absolute worst.
Matt: 6'4 A God damn string bean. Most definitely the palest of them all, like you could see the color of his veins pale. He is the definition of a pretty boy. Long legs and surprisingly strong calves. Also has the nicest butt of them all. Don't tell him though, it'll only inflate his ego. Will make sure everyone knows you think his butt is nice and the others will get annoyed. Still has acne scars from high school because he was a chronic skin picker. He also still had fangs from the time he was turned into a vampire. Is he still one? He won't tell~ Covered in freckles from head to toe. He shaves, though it’s mostly because he did it once and now he hates the feeling of the stubble growing back. Although he's not the greatest at it so he still gets nicks and cuts. After the experience with the stick and poke tattoo, he never got another. There's a part of him that regrets it, but he'd never think to cover it up or get rid of it. When he's feeling low, he likes to admire it and think about all of his memories with his buddies.
Tom: 5'8 and fucking smug about it. He is BIPOC. He’s a bit anemic so it makes his skin appear paler than he actually is. His height spawns constant arguments with Tord over who's taller. And yes, there was one point where Tom and Tord tried to see who could make their hair taller than the other. Definitely has a beer gut. Also did I mention the happy trail~ ugh- I'm so weak. No ass to speak of tho. Back is built like a board, sadly. If you ask him to sit in your lap it will hurt, he's got a boney ass. However, he does have really nice thighs. Can we talk about his body modifications now? Okay thank God because- ugh! First of all, he had his tongue split, and he loves showing it off. Used to have his tongue pierced but he hated the feeling after a while. All of his other piercings? He has gauges, two other piercings along the shell of his ear, and snake bites. Actually, has a couple of tattoos as well as the old stick and poke one. He’s always down to go get a new one.
Tord: 5'6 and a half, 5'8 and a half with the haircut. Doesn't go out that often so he's pasty. Nowhere near Matt levels of pale, but it's noticeable. Before leaving the crew, he was actually pretty heavy set. Mans looked like the textbook definition of a weeb. However, when he returned, he was surprisingly lean. You can almost see a hint of muscles too. He’s got a gap between his two front teeth. Quite a bit harrier than Tom. Does not trim whatsoever. Never has never will. Nasty stinky man. Probably has ridiculously noticeable pit hair. Likely to get really cringy tattoos like anime girls from hentai. But it's okay pookie I forgive you. After the events of "The End" Tord's arm was ripped to shreds. So, he actually gets another tattoo done professionally on his opposite wrist. He quite literally just got a replica of their matching tattoo. Why you ask? I’m sentimental, okay?
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Eduardo: 5'10 and a half. The most likely to lie about his height and say is 6ft. He’s kind of a manlet and will make it your problem. His parents are Puerto Rican and he’s dark-skinned. Chubby, though he surprisingly doesn't have as much sugar in his diet. Unsurprisingly, Eduardo is actually rather hairy. No one knows why he's so damn hairy and can't grow a proper mustache. Has a little bit of an ass, though he does have really strong thighs. Probably the type to be able to crush a watermelon with them. Not much into body modifications, although he does have his mother's name tattooed on his shoulder blade. He’s high key a total momma’s boy. Used to have his ears pierced but they closed up long after high school.
Jon: 5'3. Doesn't actually care about his height. He surprisingly pretty built, despite his massive sweet tooth. Him and Mark actually go to the gym together. Though he's more into training his legs. Has the highest stamina of anyone. Mans could be a whole track star if he wanted to. Another member of the cute butt squad. I'd almost call it a bubble butt. Also, this guy doesn't know how to dress. Mother fucker would either wear cargo shorts and a polo top or maybe one if those obnoxious Hawaiian t-shirts. Someone please step in and help the guy, I am begging.
Mark: 6'3 and a half. Another frequent gym goer. Can bench press around 230 pounds easily. Although, he prefers to hide how ripped he is with turtlenecks. His hair is so blonde that it can be a little difficult to notice how hairy he is. For that reason, he surprisingly doesn't do much in the grooming department. Except for his eyebrows, he gets them threaded. Had a phase where he was really into vampires in high school, so he has a neck tattoo of a vampire bite. That's why he always wears the damn turtleneck. He has a love hate relationship with that damn tattoo. Absolutely mocks Jon's fashion choice as he always dresses up. Except at the gym, that's the only time he lets himself dress down when leaving the house.
tom would definitely be the sappy drunk and would be one of those bastards that can't tell its there partner, so they go off about there partner while drunk not knowing, because they're stupidly drunk
Ugh- my heart!!! He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit :')
It's literally the cutest shit ever. He's drunkenly babbling about how much he loves his S/O and how much he loves them in the kitchen. Edd is grossed out meanwhile Tom's S/O is just like- "Yep, that's my drunken husband. I love him."
And then Tom goes wide eyed and slack jaw at his S/O. "Wait?! You're my partner?! How the hell did I manage that one?!" Edd has to walk away before Tom starts getting too lovey dovey.
Tom would probably start crying at that point and starts saying things like "I have the most beautiful partner in the world!" or "How did I get someone so handsome? I am too drunk, this is hurting my head."
I'm just imagining that one tiktok audio that goes "My wife won't like you touching my chest like that" and his partner would go "I am your wife" and he just has this slow realization that indeed, that is his partner.
can u do cute head canons of what edd would do with his S/O? It could literally be anything like cuddles, drawings, kisses etc :3
heheh- my beloved! <3
I might have gone a little overboard but meh- read more under the cut!
Edd is definitely they type of partner to draw on his S/O. The guy just really likes tender moments. All huddled up close to his partner while they mindlessly scroll through their phone. Meanwhile, Edd has their wrist and is just covering them in little doodles.
His favorite thing to do for his partner is draw for them. Of course, it's not often he finds the time to since he does do commissions for a living but sometimes, he makes an exception. He loves drawing the two of them together. Though, if you're into a particular series, he most definitely will draw you something from it. Even if he knows nothing about it, he will spend hours studying your favorite characters to try and piece together a masterpiece. It's so sweet when he finally shows you what he's been working on! Edd looks so proud of himself and goes into intricate detail about all of the hidden references and details he includes.
His favorite cuddling position? Well, he loves sitting on the couch with his partner with them between his legs. His chest would be against their back as they lean into him. He's big guy so he's actually really comfortable to snuggle with.
The first time you share a bed together is pretty much the starting point of you moving in together. He physically would be unable to sleep without his partner after the first time. If you work late at night? Don't be surprised to find a tired Edd at his desk working on some commissions when you come home.
His hands get so cold sometimes. It's not even funny. Plus, they get stiff after working for hours on end. If you're not careful he will sneak up on you and ruthlessly press his cold fingers to the back of your neck. It's impossible to get mad at him though, because Edd will pout and whine about how achy his hands are.
Cuddle him while he works on commissions! Do it! He loves physical contact and will happily let you sit in his lap while he works. Edd bought a larger desk chair for this purpose now go snuggle the man. He doesn't care how long you want to sit there or if you fall asleep against his chest, he will happily endure the inevitable pin-and-needles later on if it means his S/O is comfortable.
Edd is would bully his partner, in a joking way and would play fight with them, and it just makes me kick my feet and giggle about it lol!!!
AAAAAaaagh MY HEART!!!!
Edd probably does this kind of thing to all of his friends, but with his S/O? He would be a total jerk. And like- it's not even that he means to hurt any feelings he just loves riling you up. Will look you dead in the eye and say something so out of pocket just to see you get annoyed. You can't even get mad at him either because he'll give this super satisfied grin too.
If you get flustered by his teasing? Or maybe, you bounce back with the same energy. It doesn't matter because dear lord it's going to get so much worse. Of course, he likes to keep it all lighthearted.
He's surprisingly really good at not crossing any boundaries. Though accidents do happen and sometimes he takes the joke too far, especially when there wasn't communication of a certain boundary. He's very quick to apologize. He'll even spend the next hour comforting you until you're ready to talk about it.
Edd also likes to play wrestle too!! He doesn't even put that much effort into it either, because he knows that all he'd have to do is use his entire body weight and you'd be out of it. He seems like the type to try and smother you in kisses while you try to squirm out of his arms. Kick and wriggle all you want; Edd is a hugger and he's getting his smooches.
I feel like tom would be ace or demi, I don't know why I think that but in my heart I just have a feeling, that might just be me, and when he's being affectionate, he's basically like a cat were hell just bother you at the most inconvenient times, i might just be projecting but shush up ima werid and love my emo men
Ugh- my little heart yearns for the emo man!! :'))
I can definitely picture Tom being Demi. He just seems like the kind of guy who needs that emotional connection to even begin to consider any kind of relationship.
1000% He fits the black cat partner stereotype! Don't you dare approach him with affection! He will give you this annoyed look and every time. But then the second he's needy for attention he just climbs into his partner's lap without a single word. Don't question him or try to bring it up. He'll just stare at you and grumble incoherently.
Also, he seems like the type to slow blink at his partner. Just- admiring them with this unreadable expression only to slowly blink at them. Tom doesn't even know why he does it, he just picked up on it and does it out of habit. It's like the equivalent of him giving you this "lovey dovey" look.
On an unrelated note, Matt is definitely the very definition of an orange cat. Like, there's no braincells working in that head of his half of the time. Just imagine Matt getting the human equivalent of "the zoomies". It doesn't matter if it's two in the god damn morning, he's got energy and needs to run. Likely goes on late night walks.
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