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Did some Eddsworld doodles for my friend

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Not my usual kind of post, but I was talking to CL about the lads and neighbors and what kind of chronic pain they'd have (as someone who also has it) and I kinda wanted to share :>

Edd I feel like would have bad knees and definitely some kind of wrist issue like carpal tunnel

Matt I usually headcanon to have been put in a lot of after school activities growing up, so he winds up getting some kind of leg/ankle injury during a sport that'll flare up sometimes, especially when it's gonna rain

Tom gives me "neck injury" vibes. Like he was in a wreck or maybe it was a result of their adventures, but his neck just gets a bit stiff and hurts sometimes n he has to wiggle and move it and loosen it up

Tord, if he's missing his arm, would def likely still feel pain from the resulting scarring, though I imagine it'll fade over time. Past that, he also likely has carpal tunnel and probably also frequent headaches

Eduardo I could see having a bad back and carpal tunnel, and like Tord, I figure he also suffers from headaches, though his are more likely to become migraines. He tends to keep emergency meds with him at all times since they can strike at any time

Mark also has a bad back, but while Eduardo threw his out himself, Mark's is a medical condition he's had to deal with for a while. I'd like to think Mark invites Edd over sometimes to help pop his back too just bc Edd is so strong; it's a nice time to hang out and be friends :>

Jon I'm unsure about. He reads to me as someone who tries to stay healthy, even if it's just making sure he has veggies with every dinner and going on a walk every day. He could be one of the lucky few without it, or I could see him at least having a jumpy leg issue when he's trying to sleep

Todd (my Todd at least) smokes a lot of weed, using that to help whatever flares up. I'm not entirely sure what flares up, but I imagine he's already forgotten as well, so it's fine

[ask-edd]

Ooooh! Tom! You look great! Where’s Matt? I wanna see him too since we’ve seen both Edd and you!

Well it's about time someone asked for the best character <3

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Body Headcanons

No one asked but here you go. I’m putting this one under the cut because it’s really long.

Characters: Edd, Tom, Matt, Tord, Eduardo, Jon, Mark

TW: I talk about booties and thighs

Edd: 6'1. Man's is chugging cola throughout the day it is no surprise he's heavy set. Not much for personal grooming. He maintains his cleanliness but the most hair he'd let grow out is a light stubble. Really dark leg and arm hair. Has cellulite and stretch marks but doesn't seem to mind. Actually, has a hand full of tattoos! Nothing crazy, they're mostly patchwork tattoos. Although, when Edd and the other three were all in high school they all gave themselves matching stick and poke tattoos. It’s a smiley face that looks uncannily like the ASDF Movie face. Granted none of them had experience doing tattoos so they made Edd do it for all of them. They all have it on the inside of the right wrist and they're all equally pretty wonky. Although Matt ended up doing Edd's making his look the absolute worst.

Matt: 6'4 A God damn string bean. Most definitely the palest of them all, like you could see the color of his veins pale. He is the definition of a pretty boy. Long legs and surprisingly strong calves. Also has the nicest butt of them all. Don't tell him though, it'll only inflate his ego. Will make sure everyone knows you think his butt is nice and the others will get annoyed. Still has acne scars from high school because he was a chronic skin picker. He also still had fangs from the time he was turned into a vampire. Is he still one? He won't tell~ Covered in freckles from head to toe. He shaves, though it’s mostly because he did it once and now he hates the feeling of the stubble growing back. Although he's not the greatest at it so he still gets nicks and cuts. After the experience with the stick and poke tattoo, he never got another. There's a part of him that regrets it, but he'd never think to cover it up or get rid of it. When he's feeling low, he likes to admire it and think about all of his memories with his buddies.

Tom: 5'8 and fucking smug about it. He is BIPOC. He’s a bit anemic so it makes his skin appear paler than he actually is. His height spawns constant arguments with Tord over who's taller. And yes, there was one point where Tom and Tord tried to see who could make their hair taller than the other. Definitely has a beer gut. Also did I mention the happy trail~ ugh- I'm so weak. No ass to speak of tho. Back is built like a board, sadly. If you ask him to sit in your lap it will hurt, he's got a boney ass. However, he does have really nice thighs. Can we talk about his body modifications now? Okay thank God because- ugh! First of all, he had his tongue split, and he loves showing it off. Used to have his tongue pierced but he hated the feeling after a while. All of his other piercings? He has gauges, two other piercings along the shell of his ear, and snake bites. Actually, has a couple of tattoos as well as the old stick and poke one. He’s always down to go get a new one.

Tord: 5'6 and a half, 5'8 and a half with the haircut. Doesn't go out that often so he's pasty. Nowhere near Matt levels of pale, but it's noticeable. Before leaving the crew, he was actually pretty heavy set. Mans looked like the textbook definition of a weeb. However, when he returned, he was surprisingly lean. You can almost see a hint of muscles too. He’s got a gap between his two front teeth. Quite a bit harrier than Tom. Does not trim whatsoever. Never has never will. Nasty stinky man. Probably has ridiculously noticeable pit hair. Likely to get really cringy tattoos like anime girls from hentai. But it's okay pookie I forgive you. After the events of "The End" Tord's arm was ripped to shreds. So, he actually gets another tattoo done professionally on his opposite wrist. He quite literally just got a replica of their matching tattoo. Why you ask? I’m sentimental, okay?

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Eduardo: 5'10 and a half. The most likely to lie about his height and say is 6ft. He’s kind of a manlet and will make it your problem. His parents are Puerto Rican and he’s dark-skinned. Chubby, though he surprisingly doesn't have as much sugar in his diet. Unsurprisingly, Eduardo is actually rather hairy. No one knows why he's so damn hairy and can't grow a proper mustache. Has a little bit of an ass, though he does have really strong thighs. Probably the type to be able to crush a watermelon with them. Not much into body modifications, although he does have his mother's name tattooed on his shoulder blade. He’s high key a total momma’s boy. Used to have his ears pierced but they closed up long after high school.

Jon: 5'3. Doesn't actually care about his height. He surprisingly pretty built, despite his massive sweet tooth. Him and Mark actually go to the gym together. Though he's more into training his legs. Has the highest stamina of anyone. Mans could be a whole track star if he wanted to. Another member of the cute butt squad. I'd almost call it a bubble butt. Also, this guy doesn't know how to dress. Mother fucker would either wear cargo shorts and a polo top or maybe one if those obnoxious Hawaiian t-shirts. Someone please step in and help the guy, I am begging.

Mark: 6'3 and a half. Another frequent gym goer. Can bench press around 230 pounds easily. Although, he prefers to hide how ripped he is with turtlenecks. His hair is so blonde that it can be a little difficult to notice how hairy he is. For that reason, he surprisingly doesn't do much in the grooming department. Except for his eyebrows, he gets them threaded. Had a phase where he was really into vampires in high school, so he has a neck tattoo of a vampire bite. That's why he always wears the damn turtleneck. He has a love hate relationship with that damn tattoo. Absolutely mocks Jon's fashion choice as he always dresses up. Except at the gym, that's the only time he lets himself dress down when leaving the house.

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“I mean...there’s not much you can do to make me leave.”

(much, much later edit: Matt needs to be waaaayyy smaller in this pic. Like, he's about the size of one of the chain links. Edd is reaalllyy really big in this au.)

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Happy 14th Anniversary to @eddsworld .Today is the day Eddsworld started! In honor of this celebration Jax (TBATF Art Director) redrew a scene from the first Eddisode in her own art style; The Episode: Edd Again (2004) www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_l9Rm… Raise a can and give toast. Let's keep Eddsworld spinning! Art by: Jaculynn Kristiansen Original by: (Edd Gould ) 

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A very late obligatory space quiznos pic, but seemed a good day to finish it up; happy 1 year to @mushroomminded!

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