#ewcritter

[beekeepercain]

I haven’t unpacked since Rome yet, but it’s fine.

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[beekeepercain]

My cat has discovered the joys of cardboard boxes.

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Look at these assholes.

[beekeepercain]

How is your cat doing?

Endlessly meowing. Bottomlessly hungry. Hates the kitchen carpet and fights it often.

[beekeepercain]

I found my cat looking like a huge ball of fluff outdoors staring into the sky with his eyes huge and round like black plates

and I looked up and

there’s another hot air balloon

my animals are legit terrified of hot air balloons now he won’t stop concernedly looking up at the sky every thirty seconds just in case there’s another terrifying balloon coming omg

[beekeepercain]

I always ask about your arf because he is a giant dork but tell me about your meow

my meow is very cute and an equally huge dork, perhaps bigger

he’s v. large and v. fluffy and v. clumsy, he has an equal chance of crashing into a table as he has of landing gracefully on top of it. If he’s getting food, his chances of making it decrease by some twenty percent and he usually crashes or at least drops something while rushing to his cup. He is occasionally dumpster diving in the dog food bags that I leave unattended in the kitchen - the arf never steals food but the cat sometimes just vanishes inside a bag and I find him there because of the rustling sound he makes as he tries to dig all the way through to the food. He sleeps at the end of my bed and I often wake up to my foot pressing inside him and the soft “purrr?” sound he makes at contact.

He’s extremely vocal and basically never stops meowing and purring. He’s slightly shy at first with visitors and may hide for a couple minutes, but becomes best friends with anyone very quickly.

[beekeepercain]

cat has been peeing in the kitchen corner

put his food bowl in there because cat logic: you don’t eat where you pee.

your move, pussy.