#ewww...

[ask-the-shell-of-ryoma-hoshi]

I grab Ryoma by the throat and lift him up Thanos-style

“CAN YOU LOCK THE FUCK IN”

[op forgive me for this. you know who I am I’m just being a silly goober]

Ryoma coughs roughly, getting some spittle on your arm.

"who- WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??!"

Ryoma thrashes heavily, fear pretty evident in his eyes.

[can-you-find-me-s]

Once saw a post saying the only valid polyam relationship is a girl and two boys. That's certainly a take. /neg

[greedy-soldier]

Now when someone says (in a romantic way): “it’s a promise then” Me: PFFFFF FUCK NO!!! Look… I prefer it not to be!

(Triggered cuz of THAT phrase) My brain: are u a motherfucker?

[a-song-i-wish-i-wrote-blog]

Wait.... people actually save the top layer of their wedding cake for a year and then eat it!?! That's a wedding tradition!?!

[chillipeeps]

Germans are wierd. Today: The Arschkriecher

If you speak English, then you might call a person who is always like "Yes please" and "of course" and "right away" a kiss-ass. Well, we Germans like to take it one step beyond. Prepare to meet the Arschkriecher, which literally means "person, who creeps up another persons butthole".

I imagine that very painful for both of them.

[abcjingjing]

US vets find 43 socks in sick dog