Quotes from an APUSH class #15
“In my heart, Abraham Lincoln is a sexy vampire”
“I will throw you out the window”
“I would have no problem going to Ireland and murdering all the leprechauns”
“Your parents lose $80, you get $5, everyone wins”
“That is a trash university”
“Let’s talk about crack”
“He was executed like a normal person”
On communist Russia: “They had lots and lots of vodka. It helps!”
~My history teacher

















