#excalibee

[permanentmochakisses]

Happy Birthday, Chelsea! You deserve a ton of beautiful things on your special day and one of them is Gwen. Every time I see your current Gwen icon, I get literal heart eyes, so have more of her extremely lovely face. May your day be filled with as much sunshine and love as our Queen here. *puts flowers in your hair* 🌺🌺🌺

[permanentmochakisses]

i cannot believe these two keep testing me

[permanentmochakisses]

[scootsmcall]

many many many thanks to my Merlin Gift Exchange Secret Santa!! I absolutely adore the mug & you rock for sending me such a rad gift! :)

[if any of my followers are interested in purchasing this mug, or anything else from one of my favorite artists for that matter, you can do so here!]

[candlewinds]

A little birdie told me it's your birthday. It's not like I remembered it on my own or anything. It's not like I had it marked on my calendar with heart emojis. *sputters* I didn't even know you HAD a birthday. Do demons have birthdays? The birdie just kept tapping loudly on my window until I let her in. I tried to ignore her, but she keep tweeting 'it's Jess' birthday! it's Jess' birthday!' So I'm here to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, because I thought it best not to anger you, little demon <3

“do demons have birthdays?” I guess we’ll have to wait until YOURS to find out for sure >:) >:) >:) bWAHAHAHAHA [cackles into the night]

I hope that precious lil birdie didn’t wake you up this morning and disturb your beautiful dreams, all of which were about ME, of course :’’) but I mean I suppose we’ll just have to forgive it if it did bc its message was ~so important~ O:)

*sighs* tHANK YOU SO SO MUCH, YOU GIANT DOLLOPHEAD YOU :’’) I would tell you about how sentimental I am about this because of how grateful I am for your dumb self and how much I care about you and all those things but [nervous laughter] who has time for that right…whO HAS TIME FOR THOSE BLATANT LIES?!?! >:(

*coughs* it’salltruebutwhatevergottagobye *flies away* >:D

[slantedknitting]

Arthur conducts the orchestra for a ballet company run by Morgana. Gwen is the head choreographer and they are rehearsing a brand new full-length ballet with original choreography. Merlin is the new principal dancer.

I wrote a brand new modern-AU Merthur fic for http://excalibee.tumblr.com/, whom I love the most. Happy Belated Birthday, darling!

[sirmorgan]

Hi, have you read the Captive Prince? I kinda wanna read it but I'm not sure.

SLAMS FIST ON TABLE

YEEEEEEEESSSSSS

let me link you to these two posts (1, 2) by chelsea bc she’s much better at articulating these things than i will ever be (also so you can shift all the blame to her when your life is inevitably ruined by this series). all i can offer you is that i binge-read both books the week before my research paper was due and i suffered A Lot for it, but i can’t bring myself to regret lmao

[candlewinds]

*creeps through ur window* read captive prince *gets in ur face* r ead captive prince *shakes u by the shoulders* rEAD CAPTIVE PRINCE

I hate all of you >:( get away from me >:( I WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO PEER PRESSURE I SHALL NOT LISTEN TO YOU!!!!

(read: I have the epubs downloaded and just finished telling chelsea that I’m going to definitely read them soon)

(*mutters* did I mention I hate all of you)

(I’m publishing this so I can print it out and tape it to my gravestone once I’m dead. oNCE YOU’VE ALL KILLED ME)

*stomps out of room* >:(