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It’s been a long ass time since Kitty has had a goofy costume change, and I wasn’t about to let this one sneak by. Now she’s cosplayed both incarnations of the Phoenix! (Excalibur #1 – Oct 1988)
Seriously at this point how many X-Women have seen Kurt naked. (Excalibur #1 – Oct 1988)
Awww sheeeeit. Now this a kick ass cover. This was one of the first X-Men comics I ever bought as a kid. As I was just getting into real comic book collecting (up until that point I had only collected the old Marvel Transformers series) and as I was learning the history and lore of the Marvel Universe, I discovered that first issues of old comics were worth a lots of money, and I was SURE this comic was going to make me rich someday, as if I had discovered some secret stock tip and gotten in on the ground floor on a killer investment nobody knew about. Well here we are thirty years later! I’ve been patient my whole life and it’s finally time to cash in!! Let’s take a look and see how much this puppy is worth. Come on, money!! Daddy needs a new Donkey Kong arcade cabinet!!!
99 CENTS???? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE. THAT’S LESS THAN I PAID FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKING COMIC BOOK IN 1988. HOW HAS THE VALUE OF MY INVESTMENT ACTULLY DEPRECIATED IN THE LAST 30 YEARS. WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP ECONOMICS DID THEY SCREW ME WITH WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO SAVE UP THE BUCK FIFTY THIS COMIC COST. THE THINGS I HAD TO DO. I’M SORRY I’M SO PISSED AND THAT I’M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BUT COME ON IT’S BEEN THIRTY. FUCKING. YEARS AND I’VE BEEN WASTING ALL MY MONEY ON BOOZE AND CAMGIRLS BECAUSE I WAS SURE THAT I HAD A SOLID RETIREMENT SAVINGS ALREADY LINED UP. (Excalibur #1 – Oct 1988)
Poor Kitty. She’s not only dealing with the fake deaths of all the X-Men, but Doug Ramsey really did god damn die, and she has to deal with that whole mess as well. Remember when it looked like Kitty and Doug might get together? That sure didn’t go anywhere. Man, it seems like Doug couldn’t seal the deal with any of the girls at the school, despite the fact that the gender balance skewed far more female than any of the engineering schools I ever went to, and most of the X-Ladies are pretty hard up for a date. Poor kid had a bad case of the nice guy syndrome. When he wasn’t slapping bitches around, anyway. (Excalibur #1 – Oct 1988)
Aw, I want to see Rachel light this guy’s butthole on fire. Brian stop being such overprotective misogynist. Rachel can take care of herself. (Excalibur #1 – Oct 1988)
Only Kurt would get turned on by the disheveled, probably soiled, sheets of someone else’s bed. I don’t know how I get thinking about this stuff, but once I do I have to say it: I bet Captain Britain cums like a jack-hammer. Poor Meggan.(Excalibur #1 – Oct 1988)
Excalibur successfully completes their first official mission, which is to take out some street level thugs involved in a hostage situation. Between Kitty and Rachel, they don’t even need Captain Britain’s help to subdue these poor thugs. Kind of a waste of their abilities really, when you think about it, spending their time dealing with this meaningless shit when they could be saving the cosmos or something, but I guess they’re just trying to get in the good graces of the British government. (Excalibur #1 – Oct 1988)
Dang, this whole warwolf body-snatching storyline really feels like that last Brood invasion from Uncanny X-Men where the Brood were possessing all kinds of police officers and paramedics to fight the X-Men. Not that I’m complaining, I love both of stories!! (Excalibur #1 – Oct 1988)
