Sonichu 9 Page 92
MAGI-CHAN {telepathy}: Just an update for you two; we’ve managed to take out some of the baddies, all of the other electric-hedgehogs are aiding the medics with transport of the injured citizens and to-be-unbrainwashed jerkops, all though some of them didn’t make it sadly. The Autobots are cleaning up the the PVCCitizen Decepti-clone parts to be transported to the army bases for recycling. The CWC-Power Rangers took down the super-sized B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic with survivable injuries. Then they both shrunk down to their original sizes. Our police and army forces held their ground very well, again, a few casualties within. The mall’s protective dome is starting to weaken, and Slaweel is closing in now. Our defense volunteers are worn out from their hard labor. We had one casualty here; Ivy was trapped in the elevator; the tremors made the floor under her break; she got her neck tangled in the cable. Billy Mays tired to rescue her by breaking her fall, but she got caught, and he tried to climb up to disentangle a rescue. He could not reach and the walls were slippery… just terrible.
MEGAZORD: !Go-Go!
EXCELINA: Have a safe trip back!
Caption: *In memory of Sonichu-Girl, **Ivy O’Niel**
It seems like every other page Chris tops himself in the massive text block department. This one spills over the background! Magi-Chan summarizes the remainder of the battle that Sonichu was not privy to. The hedgehogs have come out victorious in the battle with the jerkops, though not all of the jerkops pulled through. This is the first mention of the deaths of non-named characters - at this point the only fatalities have been Sarah Jackaras, Pandahalo, and, according to supplementary materials, Punchy’s master Shinabe. Now the masses begin to die, a trend that would continue to spiral downward next issue.
But if you were worried that broken Decepti-clone parts would litter the streets of CWCville, don’t you worry, they’re being gathered up and then sold for scrap. Keep CWCville Beautiful!
While we were watching the fight in CWC-Central Park, apparently Mary Lee Walsh had a case of the Rita Repulsa’s and made her monsters grow - in this case, B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic. Chris countered with the obvious choice to fight a giant monster, the aforementioned team of Power Rangers CWCville has on standby (you can see their Megazord in the back there). Despite the idea of Power Rangers fighting a giant B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic being the awesomest idea ever put forth in this comic, we don’t ever see it. This is the greatest waste in the history of the comic. At least we’re told that the two of them survived.
Alas, Ivy wasn’t so lucky. Granted even less of a memorial than Pandahalo, Ivy’s death was explained in Magi’s massive info-dump. Now, the real Ivy supposedly “died” in July of 2009, about two months after he was last in contact with her, apparently a suicide by hanging. Chris attempted to fit her method of death into the context of the comic, that for some reason she was in an elevator (what elevator we’re never explained - since the section before this was about the CWCville Mall, maybe Chris means the elevator there? I always actually assumed that she was supposed to have died in the same apartment that killed Sarah.) So she was hanging around in an elevator shaft, when the floor out from under her broke, and her neck was trapped in the cables that pulled the elevator, so when the floor broke she was hanged by the elevator cables. Okay, what? There is no floor in an elevator shaft. Either she was standing in the elevator when its floor crumbled (which probably would have sent her plummeting to her death but probably wouldn’t have gotten her hanged by the cables), or she was standing on the roof of the elevator with her neck wrapped in the wires when the roof she was standing on gave way and then she was hung by the cables while inside the elevator car? My head is starting to hurt. Anyway Billy Mays, apparently now working for the CWCville Mayorship, tried to break her fall… before she got hung by the cables? Then he tried to disentangle her body, but the walls were wet? WHAT?! WHY?! Why were the walls wet when it’s an elevator that’s indoors?!?! Whatever. Farewell, sweetest Ivy. So much for your GodJesus blessed romance.
At the bottom of the page, I suppose Son-Chu and Excelina are seeing off a helicopter carrying a crate of Decepti-clone parts headed for a dump or something.
Meanwhile, Magi-Chan mentioned that Patti’s psychic dome was weakening, so Mary Lee is heading off to do away with the dome once and for all, so her surviving jerkops will be free to ransack the mall.
