Hey, I just realized something. Do you guys not find it strange that those of us sending these messages somehow know so much about your lives? Like… down to very specific events? Even from moments that definitely didn’t have any witnesses? That’s not weird to you?
(This obviously doesn’t apply to 2b.)
Hank: I know what you are, where you're from. I just don't care.
Sanford: Eh, word gets around I guess? I mean, we ain't exactly subtle about what we do, and the agency got a thing goin' on where they're all linked. Whatever the Auditor knows, they know too.
Deimos: I mean, it's not like you guys know the nitty gritty about my entire life. My private moments are still private, y'know? I just assumed you were all a buncha hackers, looking into our files or something from an agency directory. They got everythin' on us, even time spent in The Other Place.
Tricky: OF COURSE IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL!!! YOU GUYS ARE FROM SOME OTHER DIMENSION OR WHATEVER, YOU'RE NOT THAT SPECIAL!!! I LOVE AN AUDIENCE ANYWAY, WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING A CLOWN IF YOU CAN'T PUT ON A SHOW!?!?!?
Christoff: I do what I do because I want it to be noticed, my work shall not go forgotten. However you access this information is none of my concern, and besides, people talk. Nothing remain secret for long.
Sheriff: I mean, considerin' I'm the one who kinda, y'know, plunged Nevada into infinite improbability n' all...I'm surprised more folk don't know about me. I s'pose I should consider that a blessin'. I admit it's pretty weird y' know about Hank killin' me, my friendship with Christoff, but...The Nexus Core really scoured the hell outta any info they could get on me after I helped in takin' down Phobos, that information is all somewhere. And y'know, someone found my corpse, someone saw what happened.
Crackpot: It would be a crime if you didn't know of someone as historically significant as myself! The events of Project Nexus and its downfall, all in the history books now!
Auditor: There have been...Unfortunate breaches of security in Agency intelligence in the past. Nothing can be done about it now, what information is out there is out there.
Phobos: As stated before, I am aware of you and your tendency to observe us. I don't mind at all, soon all beings in existence will know of Phobos, God Emperor of Creation.
