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you want me to "talk" about my "feelings"??? haha okay *draws a massive sword and gets into battle position* Fight me to the death first

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Haha so funny haha

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Next time someone asks me why I'm not seeing anyone I'm going to tell them its because my standards are average and i refuse to lower them.

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My friends: Let’s all play an rpg together!

Me, a total n00b, wondering: How often can I smooch the monsters before they start regretting letting me play with them?

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youd think that as soon as i realized a tv show was getting formulaic and repetitive i’d get disinterested - as soon as i realized i could write an entire episode and as long as it has these five elements in this specific order it would be indistinguishable from the canon episodes - but instead i find myself not caring at all i eat that stuff up i will watch every episode of this show

#those 'every episode of X' memes #except its TRUE #like i will drop shows if they get boring for different reasons but #if something big and unexpected happens and im like 'well duh of course this is happening its X show'#this is not a reason #for some reason???#like im saying this because i feel like it should be but nope

Honestly I've spent the last six years going "I'm an adult, WHY does my face continue to break out?? Why can't I just have beautiful skin" And now I finally have clear skin and you know why?? Because I STOPPED WEARING FOUNDATION. I finally became okay with showing the world my flawed skin and pores and uneven tone and under-eye dark circles Honestly the beauty industry is invested in you being afraid of your natural skin, it wants you to be a product user for life. It does an amazing job of getting you hooked on covering your flaws during puberty (when you're feeling the most ashamed of yourself and your appearance) and then it perpetuates a cycle of wearing makeup to cover your bad skin which makes your bad skin worse so you wear more makeup Anyways all this is to say that the beauty industry is disgusting and I'm really happy I have clear skin finally

#i honestly just wrote this post to tell you all how happy i am to have clear skin without foundation #but then my feminism took over #whoops #except its true #these are the small things we do to fight back against the war on women #not wearing foundation will not solve sexism #but its something

So I went to look at an apartment today, not knowing it was in the west side of the city. This part of the city, nothing makes sense, roads become other roads or just disappear entirely. Maps on the internet show straight shots, proper intersections, but driving those roads are complete chaos. I drove nearly 2 1/2 hours to find a place that almost seemed like it never existed in the first place.

I never found it, I used so much gas looking that I might have to skip a meal or two just to make it to pay-day. Maybe next time I’ll find it.

#this almost sounds like a narrative #except its true #seriously never drive in the west side of wichita it blows

This is like the kind of fanfiction someone writes when they are twelve and then hides in shame forever.

I need more alcohol.

#fandom wank #except its true #and I'm not even a little sorry

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