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@ everyone saying they won't/can't talk to me because they're too scared to;

#seriously im a short nerd #theres NOTHING big about me #except my ass #starker fam #sie talks #sith talks #starker

📍TX

#me #everything's bigger in Texas #except my ass

listen. I don't care. I have a good heart and a great ass. I'll be fine

#this isn't about anything #except my ass #i'm just in a mood #ey i'm talkin here!

So I managed to burn every part of me that normally doesn't see the sun,but because of melanin I woke up and it's all mostly faded to a perfect tan that matches the rest of me. Fuck yeah

#except my ass #burnt the fuck outta that #and a bit on my cheeks #but oh well #everything's evened out #and now I'm brown everywhere I should be

Awww... Favorite interview. 😭😊

#My ass is sore #I just fell off a horse #this makes it all better #sorta #except my ass #which is still sore #I'm tag talking again

got some ca$h n ass today thank u

#jk about the ass #except my ass

It was only 3 months ago that I would stay up for the NWSL season

But my vow to go to the gym whenever I want to kinda ended that.

Oh well. Self-improvement is a little more important now.

#priorities #everything is getting smaller #except my ass #it keeps growing #like wtf #I work so hard...#ugh #whatever #bye bye:)#no I'm not gone yet #damn I'm too late

#except my ass

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