#except nope

[the-officially-kat]

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[notbecauseofvictories]

Sometimes I think about how I have been on this website for over six years now and a small part of me recoils in horror like I’ve just found out someone I love has secretly been leading a cannibalistic ritual murder sex cult and did not inform me

[maniacalmagician]

i watched Orb!! IT WAS HECKING GOOD IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS MINISERIES BOI

[occultdaddy]

I'm not sure what to feel about when Joe has a facecam... But it's really close up and almost completely transparent.

I think I like it? I don't know if there's a reason for it but honestly if you say the reason is "It's JoeHills" I'd just go: oh ok yeah that makes sense.

[thudworm]

I’ve lost track of the number of people I know who’ve had pregnancies over the years I’ve been trying and failing to get pregnant

I’d definitely run out of fingers, and possibly toes if I counted it out

In the past week I found out 3 (Three !!!) people I know are pregnant

And here I am still failing

[thirdspin]

I pretty much have my shit together and I’m happy with my life, but sometimes I just want someone. I want somebody who puts me first and cares about me and does sweet things just for me and makes a fuss over me on my birthday. I want it to be somebody who is mine who I don’t have to censor myself around so I’m not more needy than they can give. And I want it to be somebody I feel the same way about. I never want to feel guilty for asking or for getting because both of us know that I would give the same in a heartbeat and that I do everyday. I want someone I never have to feel weird about caring for because it’s too close, I’m too much. 

And then I realize what part of the month it is and realize I’m going to have to be real careful about birth control if I ever manage to find someone I want to have sex with. 

[seasicksubmarine]

I'm cold and sleepy. Someone bring me food and cuddle with me.