Your Favorite is Problematic: (Current) Violet Hoy
-irresistible charms, an actual smooth motherfucker that everyone falls for
-in truth, she really need a hug
-will verbally and emotionally hurt you if you try to give her a hug
-she is the fucking queen, bow down
-legit, she’s the boss bitch. because she knows what she’s doing
-and she knows exactly what you’re doing wrong, and will call you out on it
- she will go between passive-aggressive to downright snarky
-morals??? feelings??? no get those away
-could beat you up, and will, if you annoy her
-looks chill, has none whatsoever
-is the child of death and cupid, because she is scary, a matchmaker, and a scary good matchmaker
-savage. so savage. and not sorry about it at all, even if she says so.
-will throw salt and sass if needed. her definition of needed of course, is different than your’s or mine.
-sinnamon roll. badass (with a niceass) don’t get me started.
-acts calm and polite when annoyed with your shit. please act as if you can’t hear the venom when you can. make your life easier.
-smarter, prettier, and classier than everyone you know
-low-key lives for causing drama and chaos and messing with people
-hates admitting that she’s friends with someone. not even begrudingly. she will say that she hates you straight in your face, with a straight face.
-trust issues, because she no likey feelings anymore, or wants to get hurt. my currently mostly closeted demiromantic pansexual babe.
-for someone so mean, actually has lots of friends that she will do anything for
-is an actual goddess and she knows it
-add her to any ship and she makes the perfect OT3
-don’t pity her or act motherly. or call her by a stupid nickname.
-will mess you up if you fuck with her crew. or just her.
-will totally steal your stuff. that pencil? your new sweater? hers.
-reads and writes too much, too fast. why do you write like you’re running out of time? *hums Hamilton soundtrack under breath*
-always catches memes and references, and makes quite a few of her own.
-too clever, and sometimes, you can’t tell if she’s serious or not.
-never sleeps, and for someone who seems so serious at times, doesn’t actually have any sense of organization in her room. it’s a mess. get some sleep and clean that up my child.
-ANgST
@tegansexual @sweetelitecinnamonrole for your Violet needs. And, of course, for anyone else who needs more Violet. (forgive my long post about my love of Violet lmao i’m so sorry but not really because I love her)