Shit about Laara that I’ve been tweeting about but I’ll forget eventually:
Ok but Laara's blurry memories of what happened in that cave certainly didn't help her hatred towards mirrors. "All I remember is that mirror" like she wouldn't blame that
ALSO, the fact that she allowed the 3 shems to live AND YET those fuckin snitches made their village rise against her clan, difficulting the search for Tamlen??? And y'all wonder why she's mad at p much everything...
Before I forget, Laara's totally not into fashion and wears whatever but damn if she won't make u super detailed wood carved things
k so 1) laara was SO mad at Marethari when she exiled her and Duncan conscripted her, and also mad at her clan for leaving without Tamlen. and also mad at the shems for making their village rise against them 2) when she hugged Merrill before leaving to Ostagar...
3) when she got to Ostagar and saw King Cailan her first thought was "shemlen rulers are a joke" and look who she ended up romancing AND making king... 4) her life has been just endless rage since she got outta her clan. fuck Duncan, fuck the smith, fuck the ash warriors...
laara, an elf just slightly taller than a dwarf, @ everyone: FIGHT. ME.
cailan: just wanna make sure u know u r totally welcome here friend :) laara: i'll murder u in ur sleep shem cailan: lol duncan she's so funny XD
1) the kennelmaster telling laara the worst thing a mabari could do to her was bite her is a blantant LIE 2) laara and mabariel bonding for the 1st time over the fact that they're both dying of the taint
laara @ elf messenger: ah yes, ser garlen's sword...i'll deliver that for ya ;) i like to imagine that guy had to go to battle without a sword and died
alistair and laara talking about griffons late at night in camp while everyone else is trying to sleep but they just won't shut up