#syttd

[sassafras-mitten]

Randy Fenoli 1990

[thetoadcrow]

how come every time theres a bride whose alternative on say yes to the dress the hosts are like "YOU WANT A BLACK WEDDING DRESS???😱😱😱" like she didnt walk in wearing Morticia's Addams original dress she bought off an auction and a vile of her fiancés blood instead of a ring

the fuck else did you think she wanted?

[nonbinary-androids]

Made the critical error of watching Say Yes to the Dress while I had a migraine and now I'm on the Kleinfield site like "ooh yes" despite the fact that I am single, completely unprepared for a marriage even if I was in a relationship, and have zero money

[ninascollection]

Congratulations to our beautiful bride. You look absolutely gorgeous in your #NinaCouture #Bridal #Gown. #syttd #bride #wedding #weddingdress #weddinggown #bridaldress #bridagown #sayyestothedress #Toronto #Etobicoke #Mississauga (at Nina's Collection Boutique) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci0TUoYu2qL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[susiephone]

I'm watching a ton of Say Yes to the Dress and I wonder how often people who work in bridal shops are helping a bride and listening to her various anxieties and just think

"oh God, she doesn't want to get married"

[pragmatismandmagic]

Every Episode Of Say Yes To The Dress

Bride: I just want a sweetheart neckline and maybe a splash of color.

Mother In Law: If her dress is not pure ivory white with an antique steel chastity belt I will burn this dress shop to the ground.

Consultants: We can find a compromise.

*Bride tries on dress*

Bride: I love it! It's perfect!

Mother in law, now hovering a few feet in the air in the middle of the showroom, eyes glowing with flames: NO. YOU'RE FAT. YOU'RE A SLUT. YOU SHALL NOT MARRY MY SON. ALL SHALL BURN.

Bride: *puts on veil*

Mother in law, now crying: You're a princess. My princess. All that matters is true love. You still fat though

[noactofcharitygoesunresented]

I’ve been watching a lot of Say Yes To The Dress lately as procrastination because online work is boring and now I can’t get the idea of Glimmer going to the Sewing talents for a dress and taking Rumble as her entourage out of my head

[farfallaracine]

Might fuck around and start watching Say yes to the dress and make a huge spreadsheet of useless info like how many red dresses there are or how many times the bride does not have an engagement ring or the composition of each entourage or the age of the brides or the names of their partners or the main plot point, or the designers or the times they go overbudget and by how much or how many times the bride ends up with a different gown than expected or