#except the third

[ask-offbeatstuck]

>Set some mood music:

You figure you'll just grab the one from her desk. You haven't seen this one before, but then again you normally just grab the record closest to you. wonder what it'll sound like....

>Take a big 'ol listen:

Holy shit this is so ass. scratch that, you will NOT be listening to this. How does your mom even bear to listen to this stuff??? There's no way. yeah, you think you'll rather stick to silence.

>Rummage through her dresses:

ohoho this gets you EXCITED!

>Enact a fashion show like the model you are:

Why yes, you CAN sign an autograph, how nice of you to ask sir! The cover of vogue? why, you'd be honored! but you aren't sure if you can fit it into your schedule with all these gigs you already have! Ahh, such is the life of a model. Which is something you definitely are. You only wish you had the, erhm.. 'assets' to fit these dresses properly. the illusion works so much better when they fit right... Wait. one of them does? That's weird. maybe its a present you weren't supposed to know about yet? oopsies.

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