#offbeatstuck

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Happy (late) 4/13

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Four young friends stand on your dash!

Welcome to OFFBEATSTUCK!!

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>sneak past your pop and head upstairs:

Before you can even get your footing, just behind the couch you're bonked rather unceremoniously on the head,

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by a familiar perpetrator,

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it seems he wants to... watch a film with you.

STRIFE!

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(minor flash warning)

Okay, you think it might be high time to finally get the mail. The rain's probably stopped, right? You (tragically) have to take off your fabulous garb, but a big ol' swig could lift any girls spirits, right?

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ehehehe... This stuff is a little strong.

>Raye: go for the door.

You reach for the handle. Drunk? Who's drunk? certainly not you. You are the soberest girl on the block. Reaching for the door handle is a perfectly coordinated breeze for a frequently sober girl, such as yourself.

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The door handle promptly flies open without the tips of your fingers even reaching it. Crap, crap crap crap. Either you are profoundly ignorant of your surroundings, or you were too busy in your sipping and puttering to notice her footsteps. Or a secret third option, she is a ninja and silent as the night itself, and your bewilderment is of no fault of your own! She definitely does not look happy with you, though.

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Look, even her precious 'Little Cal' is pissed at you. Look what you did, nosy girl.

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>Enact your top secret plan:

Alright! your mom's liquor cabinet should be where it normally is........ Yes! Your destination reaps rewards! Its not moved! You're not sure why it would be moved, but you're relieved it's still there regardless. After all, if it was gone, where would you get your alcohol from? (...Besides your sylladex.)

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Woah, she's totally stocked up since you last did one of your little raids!

There's so many different kinds! It's mainly wine, but there's some rosé , a bit of vodka, some gin and flavoured liquors, and... tongsul. Uh. It's untouched, but you're still confused as to why she'd have something like this. Totes not her style, and nasty to boot. Maybe it's for a guest? But then again you don't have people over... like... ever... With some careful maneuvering you select a bottle of rosé from the back with your nimble thieving digets. Something your mother will be less likely to notice.

>Get up and take scope of what you could have fun with:

You get up to take a proper look around the room. It's been a while since you've tried on one of her dresses, and that record player sure looks mighty empty without one of those records in it.

>Set some mood music:

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put a fedora on a harlequin, itll be funny

That sounds like a wonderful idea! and it's something you can say you've prepared for, whoever could turn down having two hats? certainly not a silly little harlequin.

You really quite enjoy this.

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>Set some mood music:

You figure you'll just grab the one from her desk. You haven't seen this one before, but then again you normally just grab the record closest to you. wonder what it'll sound like....

>Take a big 'ol listen:

Holy shit this is so ass. scratch that, you will NOT be listening to this. How does your mom even bear to listen to this stuff??? There's no way. yeah, you think you'll rather stick to silence.

>Rummage through her dresses:

ohoho this gets you EXCITED!

>Enact a fashion show like the model you are:

Why yes, you CAN sign an autograph, how nice of you to ask sir! The cover of vogue? why, you'd be honored! but you aren't sure if you can fit it into your schedule with all these gigs you already have! Ahh, such is the life of a model. Which is something you definitely are. You only wish you had the, erhm.. 'assets' to fit these dresses properly. the illusion works so much better when they fit right... Wait. one of them does? That's weird. maybe its a present you weren't supposed to know about yet? oopsies.

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>The young gentleman in the fedora:

A well-dressed young fellow stands in his NEAT AND TIDY bedroom. What ever could the name of this young man be?

>ENTER NAME: