Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a big lap dog

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a big lap dog
Can someone love me and make me feel better?
Every single time I try and open a blog now I yell out a pretty long string of profanities all of which apparently do not adhere to what you'd expect from a 'lady' (this is almost word for word what my stepfather told me when I accidentally did it with people around).
Well fuck that shit. I will do what I damn well please and there is not a single fucking thing you can do to stop my bitchy ass from telling tumblr that it's being a fucking prick or that it's strolling down douchelane or that it should take the new update and shove it so far up its ass that they puke it up tomorrow morning.
[-curls up because there was yelling and that makes me uncomfortable-]