#exceptjosh

[seagullsandjellyfish]

A couple of my friends from school tweeted yesterday about how they would be on the "twerk team" at prom. Listen here, trick. I was with you last year. You can't even DANCE, let alone twerk. You were doing what Tylor and I dubbed the caterpillar through literally the hour you were at prom. .. And this is what keeps me up at night.