#excessiveparanoia

[lolixnotes]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I EVER SEEN BLESS YOUR SOUL FOR MAKIN THIS

Thank you so much <3 

[punishandenslavesuckers]

If you're still doing it, Tuckington for the ship meme?

Who would throw the other in the pool: Okay. Wash throws Tucker in pools because HES A LITTLE SHIT AND THIS IS REVENGE.

Who is the better carer when the other is sick: Wash. Tucker SUCKS. It’s not like he’s not trying he’s just BAD at it. One time, he tried to make an ice pack for Wash’s forehead and DUMPED ALL THE ICE DIRECTLY INTO HIS CROTCH. 

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: “I HAVE BEAUTIFUL CALVES AND A MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE.” “Calm down.”

Who would cook the better romantic dinner: Tucker probably. Wash get’s flustered about it.

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: Tucker. He used to build those things for Junior so he’s an expert now. 

Who would have the best holiday ideas: Wash. Tucker tries to help but his ideas are usually... rebuffed for common decency issues. 

Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own: Wash needs to clear all the fucking trash and shit out of Tucker’s living space to make room for TUCKER. Not even his own shit, to make room for this idiot.

[queseraawesome]

"You are my enemy." - Locus and Felix?? Your fics are amazing by the way! c:

Aww, thanks :)

Felix doesn’t break eye contact. Breaking eye contact is paramount to defeat, and there’s not way he’s losing this one.

The squad monthly poker game is serous business. And Felix has his eye on a new SMG. It’s got orange accents. Orange, he has decided, is totally his color.

Locus is totally bluffing. He never backs down when Felix ups his bet. He also seems to have a sixth sense by now for when Felix is bluffing. It’s really fucking annoying, like the most annoying thing ever. The bad thing about having a hatelationship with someone is how well they get to know you, get to know your tells.

Felix glances at the pot, glances at his cards. He’s bluffing. Or course he’s bluffing. But he’s pretty sure his shitty cards are better than whatever shitty cards Locus has. He’ll bet that new SMG on it.

"Are these guys for serious? It’s just poker," one of the squad mates faux-whispers. "When I got assigned to this squad they made it sound like these guys were friends."

"Don’t be ridiculous," Felix replies. "We’re enemies. We’re just focused on shooting the same people at present."

"Shut up," Locus says. "Call."

They lay down their hands. It’s junk. All junk. It’s going to take a minute to tell who’s junk is better than the other’s.

"Haaaa," Felix says. "Knew you were bluffing."

"Actually," one of the new squadmates interjects. Felix hasn’t borthered to remember her name yet. "I’m still in. And I think I won.”

She flips over three jacks.

Felix look at her cards. Looks at her. Looks at Locus. Looks at the considerable amount of money on the table.

"Well, fuck."

[sammuraichan]

excessiveparanoia replied to your post: excessiveparanoia replied to your post...

Yes, I’m sure! What else could be expected from zombie stuff? :D

oookkkkaaaaayyy!! send me a message with your skype then i suppose? we can rp on there, OR on google docs!! just send me a message with your prefernce please and we can work on getting started!

[sammuraichan]

excessiveparanoia replied to your post:Zombies man, zombies

I WANNA c:

YOU DO?! :D

NOW ARE YOU SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE?

It could be REALLY heartbreaking and sad!!

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one of my best friend's characters is really cute and adorable and just. I would be gay for her