24 Hour Bitch Fest

Riley Brolapse resurrected

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Okay whatever I’m posting the Nikita Kucherov Scale

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I don’t even fw basketball but I left the club last night and walked to the sports bar and got there just in time to see the Knicks win and then celebrated with random people on the sidewalk. Love and peace on planet earth

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[tinsnip]

That’s a tarot card

[modmad]

[suigintou]

blew a .15 blood mana on the breathalyzer at a necromancy checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my carriage trunk for skeletons. needless to say i went for his crossbow

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[dogpuppy]

[powerburial]

the suspect was last seen exhibiting pussy-seeking behavior

[devilladyman-deactivated2024122]

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[firethekitty]

top 5 me posts of all time

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[eldestfrotter]

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Late 2025 and all of 2026 have been very traumatic dealing with family stuff, so being online has been hard bc my mental energy is just so low. Very grateful to have an excellent support network of friends irl who have helped a lot with the things going on. We keep going forward I suppose lol I’ll still continue to check in here every once in a while though. Ngl memes on Bluesky don’t hit nearly the same

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Hey guys

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[gyratorium]