Apr 15, 2024
Iceman: Hating him isn't enough, I need to fuck him.
....
Slider, just woke up to a fresh hell: ....uh, what?
~~Elsewhere~~
Maverick: I finally done it. I've hit rock bottom.
Goose: tf Mav?? Its 4am.
Maverick: I wanna fuck a blonde.
Goose: Mav, honey, everyone knows. Everyone knows.....that he fucks you.
Mav: *Le Gasp*.
#im so fuckin tired#excise my profanity#excuse#yea. that one#eepy#the chronicles of the rios suffering from their pilots dumasses continues#yayyyy#pete maverick mitchell#top gun#tom iceman kazansky#top gun maverick#icemav#top gun 1986#maverick mitchell#iceman x maverick#nick goose bradshaw#ron slider kerner