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Exercise
Me: I'm going to be healthy and do some exercise.
Me: *Does one sit up*
Me: Oh wow what a great workout, let me check out my abs.
Abs: *No abs*
Me: What is this bullshit? Complete waste of time, can't believe people actually do this...
Exercise in a nutshell
You know what I don't get? When you do exercise because you're trying to be healthy and then the next day your body feels like shit and you can't even sit down on that newly squatted ass without crying and it's just like: I TRIED TO BE NICE TO YOU?! I TRIED TO DO SOMETHING GOOD BUT NOW YOU'RE GOING THE REASON IM GOING TO GET A HEART ATTACK AND DIE BEFORE THE AGE OF 50, SO THANKS A LOT!
