liquidanimalsneverargue

welcome to cringe.

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at what age do you gain the ability to casually banter with other people? 

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made by yours truly. 

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when you’re friend tags you in a jane the virgin video

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i cried because the bus drove past me today

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Me: I can't come into work today.

Boss: Why?

Me: I just watched Jane the Virgin Season 3, Episode 10.

Boss: I understand, take all the time you need.

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my bank account to me when I’m looking at my bank statement after a good weekend

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Exercise

Me: I'm going to be healthy and do some exercise.

Me: *Does one sit up*

Me: Oh wow what a great workout, let me check out my abs.

Abs: *No abs*

Me: What is this bullshit? Complete waste of time, can't believe people actually do this...

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Me @ my uneven eyeliner: welcome to your tape

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So it's the holidays for me right now, and I have friends going off to India, Singapore and France for the next couple of weeks. You know what I'll be doing in these holidays? Re watching 13 reasons why.

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me in the future

me: *scrolling through tumblr*

me: *sees something cringey*

me: …

me: *shuts computer off in shame*

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after posting this, i just deleted a whole bunch of posts.

i could feel the....

....pre-cringe

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me in the future

me: *scrolling through tumblr*

me: *sees something cringey*

me: ...

me: *shuts computer off in shame*

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when you’re a strong independent woman who has her own back no matter what

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i seriously took the ability to breathe freely through my nose for granted.

please cold, let me breathe.

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tumblr messages

what do people even say in messages on tumblr?

i’m assuming it’s something along the lines of:

“i thought my life is a complete joke too but seeing your unfunny, cringey posts make me realize life isn’t that bad.”

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The more follower's I gain from this post, the funnier it gets.

Tumblr: You have 3 followers

Me: Oh.. wow. I have more followers than actual friends.

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Tumblr: You have 3 followers

Me: Oh.. wow. I have more followers than actual friends.