#exilerambles

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Eldritch!Dazai: Hello fellow human child. Chuuya: Oh HELL No. Eldritch!Dazai: Hm. I thought humans liked companionship... Chuuya: Hell no, what the fuck are you?? Eldritch!Dazai: You... can tell what I am? Chuuya: Can I tell that you fuckin' ate the soul of whoever's body that is and you're possessing it? Yeah. Who the fuck wouldn't be able to. Eldritch!Dazai: Friend? Chuuya: No. Eldritch!Dazai: Friend! Chuuya: No! Aharabaki: Yes. Chuuya: Why the fuck are you getting involved??? Aharahabki: *staying silent* Chuuya: I hate both of you.

Should I make another one of these?

Hell yes.

Hell no.

Voting ended onMay 31

EDIT: I made another one.

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I NEED A DEATH NOTE FANFIC WHERE LIKE, AFTER LIGHT DIES, HE GOES BACK IN TIME TO THE MOMENT HE FIRST PICKED UP THE DEATH NOTE, AND WHILE TREATING THIS LIKE A DO OVER, FALLS IN LOVE WITH L BECAUSE HE'S NOTICING AND GAINING AN APPRECIATION FOR ALL THE LITTLE THINGS L DOES. IF SOMEONE HAS SOMETHING LIKE THIS, GIVE, PLEASE, I BEG.

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Chuuya: Mori-san? I have a question. Mori: Ah! Hello, Chuuya-kun. What can I do for you? Chuuya: So... you know Dazai...? Mori: Yes, of course. What about Dazai-kun? Chuuya: Why have you not like... burned him alive yet? Mori: ... Pardon? Chuuya: Yeah. Burned him alive. Or KO'ed and buried him- wait, that actually might not work. Drowning probably wouldn't either. Maybe- Mori: Chuuya-kun... I understand you and Dazai-kun don't have the best relationship, but burning him alive may be a bit... extreme, no? Chuuya: No. Mori: ... May I ask why? Chuuya: *visible confusion* Because he's some sort of thing residing in the shell of something that used to be human? Mori: I see... Eldritch!Dazai: Chibi! Are you trying to get rid of me? Mori: Ah, Dazai-kun, good, you're here. You and Chuuya-kun can talk about this together. Aharabaki: The friend is back. Chuuya: Yes, I'm trying to get rid of you, you creepy bastard. And no, it is not our friend. Dazai: Well, it'll be quite hard to do that. But you're welcome to try! Chuuya: Good. Now lets try burning you alive first. Dazai: I've never been burnt before... let's try it! Mori: *watching them leave* Children these days... so strange.

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Just took a BSD kin quiz and...

WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK IS IT SO ACCURATE???? IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY. I AGREE WITH ALL OF THAT. EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN PART.

ALL MY MOOTS ARE TAKING THIS RN:

Which Armed Detective Agency character are you? This quiz contains the ADA + Naomi, Katai, and Haruno.

@ghostly-trance @wrenart @thetinyanimeaxolotl @krisoverthinks @akeru-nakahara143 @blizzyblitz

Y'ALL GOTTA TAKE THIS PLS. IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY THIS WAS SO ACCURATE.

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Javert: It it pride month, 24601. You know what that means. Valjean: What. Valjean: You want me to steal a gay loaf of bread. Javert: You robbed a gay house. Valjean: I... broke a window pane????

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for @xxlady-lunaxx's PM Ranpo AU. Didn't render. Might later. HC that Ranpo has this vest that matches his eye color and has shiny gold buttons on it. Forgot to color his shoes so just ignore that. Spent wayyyyy too long on Dazai.

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Currently listening to lobotomy asmr!

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What is this? There is a right and wrong answer.

@wrenart @ghostly-trance @ocean-owleyed-cat @blizzyblitz