#exofle

[dabidevito]

Dan and Phil simultaneously proving both the ‘beautiful people attract beautiful people’ and ‘opposites attract’ theories right is a personal attack on all of us

idk what i did to deserve this ask but thank you for giving me an excuse to ramble on this topic ~

listen. dnp are pretty. idc what your sexuality is, i think we can all agree that they are v aesthetically pleasing to look at. but do u ever think about how good they look together? the prosecution presents Exhibit A:

like ??????????????? statistically, what are the chances of two grossly in love dorks physically fitting together this well ??? math side of tumblr explain ??? anyway in my multiple universes theory there’s one where dnp are an instagram model power couple and if i ever finish any of my current wips you’ll see that fic someday.

re: opposites attract - i know we joke about dan and phil being the same person but they’re honestly so different and if y’all are interested in me writing a literal tumblr dissertation on this topic lmk. because i 1000000% can.

[dabidevito]

Please write the dissertation on how Dan and Phil prove the ‘opposites attract’ theory right because sometimes I think about how Dan makes Phil louder and Phil makes Dan quieter too much and it makes me want to cry.

oml i forgot that i wrote half of this the other day at work and saved it to my drafts to rot brb

[dabidevito]

Running to the post shop to courier you a PHD for that dissertation because it made me so soft and emotional and also made me pause my lunch which is a big deal because, well, food. THANK YOU for being so good with words for people who’re not. Your point about Dan and Phil being each other’s defence squad but playing out this role in their own different ways is so true. Who allowed these two dorks to exist within each others world honestly, how lucky we are to witness 0.001% of them existing.

dan protects phil from the world and phil protects dan from himself, hello, it’s 12:44 am and i’m still emotional, @ the universe fucking explain urself for allowing love to exist,, how fucking dare -

[dabidevito]

Honestly I just went and reread all the light we cannot see. When I commented on it saying it makes me feel like I’m lying boneless in the sun, I truly meant it. That fic makes me feel so treacly warm, like floating on sun kissed ocean waves I JUST LOVE IT OKAY BYE

how dare you make me feel this soft before i’ve even had my morning coffee. it does something funny to my heart that you came back and read a story i wrote for a second time. thank you xx

[kyunqdae]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope you have a fabulous day filled with love and happiness :D

thank youuuu <333

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