#exoincorrect

[chensooism]

chanyeol: is that a hickey?

kyungsoo: no, it's just a mosquito bite

jongdae: *walks into the room* hey guys

chanyeol: hi mosquito

[chensooism]

jongdae: kyungsoo has no heart

kyungsoo: that’s because i gave it to you, dummy

[chensooism]

jongdae & kyungsoo: *cuddling on the coach happily like cute beans*

baekhyun: *snuggles in between them* ahh this is nice

kyungsoo: the fuck

[chensooism]

minseok: i’m doing a crossword and i need an eight  letter word for beautiful

jongdae: kyungsoo.

minseok:

jongdae:

minseok:

minseok: it fits

[chensooism]

jongdae: know why i called you in here?

kyungsoo: because i accidentally sent you a dick pic.

jongdae: [stops pouring 2 glasses of wine] accidentally?

[chensooism]

kyungsoo: jongdae and i don’t have pet names for each other

baekhyun: uh huh. hey, you know what bees make, right?

kyungsoo: honey?

jongdae, from the next room: yes, kyungsoo?

baekhyun:

baekhyun: don’t lie to my face ever again.

[chensooism]

kyungsoo: sehun? what are you writing?

sehun: a fanfic.

kyungsoo: about what?

sehun: you and jongdae.

kyungsoo: w-what? w-why?

sehun: he asked me to. i’m being paid.

jongdae: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS IDIOT!

[chensooism]

kyungsoo: *falls downstairs*

jongdae: *catches him* i think you just

jongdae:

jongdae:

jongdae: fell for me

kyungsoo: put me down