#exospheric corruption

[leonelmolinari]

FlyHigh art for a friend of mine :3

I REALLY LOVE THESE DESIGNS OMG THEY'RE SO FUN TO DRAW

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Responses to “I Love You”

Dave: Thanks.

Bambi: Why?

R’lyehian: A horrible decision, really.

Brobgonal: (finger gun)

Bambom: Who doesn’t?

Jr: (laughs nervously)

Trambge: (laughs hysterically)

Bin: I’m sorry.

Danni: I know.

Exosphere: If only there was someone out there who loved you.

Dandi: YEET!

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Exosphere: Lost.

Exosphere: I am lost.

Exosphere: (increasing anger) And yet, I can feel his presence. So close, so close.

Exosphere: I can see him. In my mind’s eye...

Exosphere: Dandi.

Exosphere: (extreme rage) DAAAANNNNDDDDIIIIIIIIII!

(Dandi appears)

Dandi: Hello there.

Exosphere: Dandi.

Dandi: Are you looking for these? (holds Exosphere’s disembodied legs)

(Exosphere looks down to see her legs are missing)

Exosphere: (extreme rage) DAAAANNNNDDDDIIIIIIIIII!

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Roach: Let's talk.

Danni: Je ne parle pas anglais. (Translation: I don't speak English) 

Roach: Tu parles français? Moi aussi! D'où venez-vous? Vous aimez les siestes ? (Translation: You speak French? Me too? Where are you from? Do you like naps?) 

Danni: I don't speak French either.

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While the original lines are in Spanish, it would fit Danni’s character more if they were in French.

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Exospheric Corruption’s Flanderization Problem

ReeVrze: Roach is burned when undisguised to hell.

(Roach falls into the underworld while on fire)

Roach: What the hell?

ReeVrze: Removed Roach from liberty.

(Roach finds herself surrounded by jail bars)

Roach: WHAT THE-

ReeVrze: Roach no long uber build slightly.

(Roach finds ReeVrze and pulls out a knife)

ReeVrze: Run purely with a revolver.

(Roach is forced to replace her knife with a gun)

ReeVrze: New Roach reload will also toggle the developer console.

(Roach gets hit by the developer console after reloading her gun)

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Dandi is, in fact, trolling Exosphere

No quote today, just some information about something I’ve done purposefully with post scheduling.

Two characters who have appeared prominently in a lot of my quotes include Popcorn Edition’s Dandi and Exospheric Corruption’s Exosphere. And I’ve been making the former troll the latter on this blog.

If Exosphere appears in a quote, either Dandi must appear in that quote or in the one directly after it. Story-wise, he’s doing it purposefully to troll her.

This even goes back further to an AI-generated tournament I did once involving Dave and Bambi characters.

Dandi and Exosphere were assigned to go up against each other in Round 1d. To the surprise of everyone, not only did Dandi beat her quickly, he even said what would later become his most iconic, albeit not yet canon, line.

Dandi would later go on to win the whole tournament. Unfortunately, said victory was controversial, especially with the new character added by the AI. His name is Meliodas and he hates Dandi for reasons unknown.

(Also, due to the fact that I was using AIDungeon, I had to make myself a character, so I decided to make myself the referee.)

He would later challenge Dandi to a battle.

And lose. But there’s more to this character than originally meets the eye.

Turns out, Exosphere was still salty about her loss, so she challenged Dandi to a rematch. That she still lost.

But her actions were still justified.

Imagine you are the Goddess of Darkness. You are feared across the universe for your scythe and your power to “corrupt” anyone you choose at any given moment. You’re quite the formidable threat. Maybe too formidable, as your creator, ReeVrze, hasn’t given you any weaknesses whatsoever. All you have are strengths.

You are invited to a tournament in which people from around the universe fight each other for title of The Strongest Dave and Bambi Character. You go because you know you’ll win. ReeVrze made you that powerful.

You look at the brackets and see your first round is Round 1d. Your opponent: some random kid from Popcorn Edition with a pink shirt, black pants and a blue hat that he gave noclip. He thinks of himself as a Big Shot that has a very high chance of making it to the finals. You can’t wait to teach him his place in the universe.

Looking at the screen you see Gorbini from Kirby Dave and Funeralbi from Hortas Edition duking it out.

The battle doesn’t last long and ends in Gorbini’s humiliation.

It’s decided: you want to be a Funeralbi, not a Gorbini.

And then you and the kid, whose name you now know is Dandi, are called out to fight.

Good news: The battle ends with humiliation, just like Gorbini vs Funeralbi.

Bad news: It ends with your humiliation. Dandi just beat you.

No! you think to yourself. This can’t be possible. I’m the Goddess of Darkness, he’s just a mortal.

You are escorted out and can leave the stadium, but you decide to stay. You want to see Dandi lose.

Round 2b: Funeralbi vs Dandi.

Round 3a: Conbi vs. Dandi, the tournament’s only cage match.

Round 4a: The Semifinals, Dandi vs. Gimbi

You boo Dandi as he makes it to the finals. You just hope he’ll finally be knocked down there.

Dandi is scheduled to go up against Dave last. Dave made himself famous in his battle against Punkay from Stadium Edition in Round 3c by giving himself a nickname.

Dave might not be happy about the fact that he’s been avenging you, due to that one time you corrupted him a few months ago, but as long as you don’t say anything yet, he’ll be motivated to win and Dandi will finally have his ego crushed.

That’s it. That’s the straw that breaks your mind. Not only did Dandi beat you Round 1, but he won the whole tournament. What’s his secret?

You decide to take matters into your own hands.

You disguise yourself as a man named Meliodas and confront the referee who declared Dandi the winner of the whole tournament. You launch into a speech about how you’re the world’s conscience and how Dandi is a villain that must be defeated immediately.

The referee won’t listen to reason. So you decide to confront Dandi himself.

It goes poorly for you. Not only did you lose again, but your identity and true intentions have been revealed. And now the entire universe knows you’re a sore loser and an actual weakling. Not even ReeVrze can save your reputation.

It’s just as Dandi said. “You’re not even a real god, you’re just a girl in a dress.”

That line echoes through your head, driving you insane. His insults drive you insane. His voice drives you insane. His very existence drives you insane.

Your life has been ruined, all thanks to Dandi from Popcorn Edition.

It is then when she came to a realization that she knows ReeVrze would not like.

Exosphere is just a regular villain. Dandi, on the other hand, is a supervillain. The difference is all in the presentation.

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(Exosphere is using a blender)

Dandi: Explode.

(Exosphere's blender explodes)

Exosphere: Why did you blender explode?

Dandi: The woods.

Wedsen: Teleport to the woods.

Punkay: It's woods time for you.

(Exosphere gets teleported)

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Exosphere: Life is a lemon and I want my money back.