Expunged: Boyfriend and Girlfriend must never again leave this dimension.
Bandu: That was never a condition of our agreement.
Expunged: I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.
(Expunged leaves)
Bandu: This deal is getting worse all the time.
(Expunged re-appears with a dress and a bonnet that he gives Bandu)
Expunged: Furthermore, I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet.
Bandu: This was never a condition of our agreement.
Expunged: I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.
(Expunged disappears)
Bandu: This deal is getting worse all the time.
(Expunged re-appears with a unicycle that he gives Bandu)
Expunged: And here is a unicycle. You will ride it wherever you go.
Bandu: What? I'm not riding no (bleep)-ing unicycle.
Expunged: I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.
(Expunged disappears again)
Bandu: This deal is getting worse all the time!
(Expunged re-appears with some clown shoes)
Expunged: Also, you are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as "Mary."
(Bandu takes a clown shoe and throws it away)
Bandu: Oh, (bleep) you, man, I'm not doing it!
Expunged: I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.
(Expunged disappears again)
Bandu: This deal...
(Bandu realizes what he's doing wrong)
Bandu: (fake happiness) ...is very fair and I'm happy to be a part of it.
(Bandu walks off with the dress, bonnet, unicycle and other clown shoe with intent to throw it all in a trash can)