Incorrect Dave and Bambi Quotes

Incorrect quotes related to Dave and Bambi. Posts are still scheduled one per day at 9:37 AM Eastern Time with memes sometimes posted at 9:37 PM. PFP by me.

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New Year, New Me

This is now officially Incorrect Dave and Bambi Quotes. Our database of mods to pull characters from is as follows:

Dave and Bambi, Golden Apple, Kirby Dave, Strident Crisis, Popcorn Edition, Stadium Edition, Exospheric Corruption, Hortas Edition, Manny Edition, Omelette Edition, 3D Mayhem, Bambisona Mayhem, Diamond Edition, Dimensional Deep End, Below the Surface, Fantrack Madness, Technological Gastronomy, Bambi’s Purgatory, Phobic Funkin, 3D Dead Forest, Random Wees, Occurrence, Psychotic Warden/Asylum, Nullified, Vs. Spooni, Crumb Edition, Ludicrous Edition, Cobalt Edition and Friday Night Chartin.

Feel free to ask me or any of the characters anything at Dave’s Desk or turn in submissions to the Turn-In area.

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The person who runs this account has long since left the Dave and Bambi community, so since there is definitively no more quotes or memes to be posted here ever again, here are the Top 20 most-used characters by this blog, as well as how many posts they all had and when their first and last post was

I am keeping this blog up so I can still read posts from the other accounts I follow, and so those still in the community can continue to read these posts

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I know I said I was out of quotes, but I never said I was out of memes.

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Happy New Year's Eve

I was able to find enough quotes to last until now

This seems like a much better time to run out of quotes

This has been quite the wild 2023

And while I might not be active for 2024, you'll still have my old 2023 quotes, as well as the quotes from the predecessor to this blog that I decided not to delete since I'm proud of them

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Expunged: All that's left now is you and the infinite void.

Expunged: Kind of makes you want to play saxophone.

(Expunged pulls out a saxophone and starts playing it)

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Scramblo: When it comes to science, I think the less you know, the better.

Scramblo: Because I don't need to be the guy who messes around and accidentally opens up a portal to the demon realm.

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Dave: Goodnight, Tristan

Tristan: Goodnight, Dad

Dave: Goodnight monster that eats children who are bad

Bambi, through a walkie-talkie under the bed: GOODNIGHT

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Ringi: Why do you look so angry all the time?

Stingi: That’s just my face, I can’t change that

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(Exosphere is using a blender)

Dandi: Explode.

(Exosphere's blender explodes)

Exosphere: Why did you blender explode?

Dandi: The woods.

Wedsen: Teleport to the woods.

Punkay: It's woods time for you.

(Exosphere gets teleported)

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Boyfriend: Santa!

Bendu: Boyfriend, he's the one trying to destroy Christmas

Boyfriend: Huh? But that would make him evil

Expunged in a Santa outfit: I'm the one with the list here, I decide good and evil. And you're all at the top of my naughty list

Expunged: Conbi, you tried to subjugate the entire 3D world

Conbi: Sins of the father much?

Expunged: R'lyehian, you've completely de-stabilized the space-time continuum with your reckless time-travelling

R'lyehian: That's absurd

(space-time distortion)

R'lyehian: I have no idea what you're talking about, the space-time continuum is fine

(space-time distortion)

Expunged: And you, Stingi…

Expunged: Jesus Christ, I mean, just, wow. There's not enough time in the day, but how about we start with the hole you put in my sleigh

Stingi: Hah, I did hit him

Expunged: And you!

BF: Um...

Expunged: Your ceaseless lust for battle has endangered not only your friends, but the entire world time and time again! You are a danger to the entire universe!

BF: What? That's crazy.

Bendu: Wait, but, what about me?

Expunged: You're actually on the Nice List. Merry Christmas.

(Bendu celebrates)

Expunged: But for the rest of you, Santa Claus is taking you down!

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Flumbo: I think I pulled a muscle

Cosmic: You can’t pull what you don’t have

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Are you seriously going to use the Ask feature on yourself just to show how funny it is that it's possible?

Yes. And yes, it funni

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Bambi: Here, Dave, we made you a cake as a peace offering

Dave: Thanks, you two, that’s -

Dave: … Wait. Why are you giving me a peace offering?

Tristan: We’d hate to ruin the surprise

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Wedsen: I asked you if this was legal at least a dozen times!

Dandi: And I lied to you at least a dozen times!

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Exosphere: Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

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Brobgonal and Jambi: Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about Barbu, we'll kill you

Brobgonal and Jambi, chuckling: Sorry. That sounded like a joke

Brobgonal and Jambi: We will actually kill you

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Dave: Since i'm going to be gone for a while, I've left a complementary bowl full of advice

Dave, picking up a paper from the bowl: For example, 'Bambi, stop doing that', applies to everything