#expensiveknives

[auditerrorizing-blog]

expensiveknives replied to your post: don't be weird *|

uh * nevermind *|

WAIT NO I HAVE TO KNOW I CANT STOP BEING WEIRD IF I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING 

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[There were a lot of olives around here, wasn’t it? This is like the- you take a moment to count on your fingers- fourth you’ve met so far? She doesn’t seem as nice as the others, but at least you’re glad to know you’re not the only person out there without some loafers.]

[You just sort of, timidly wave at her as she walks past.]

Honk?

[scorists-blog]

there’s a face you actually DON’T RECOGNIZE, which is unusual for someone of your many connections. then again, you don’t do much with the OLIVE crowd; what’s a guy like you need with a hitman? 

you order a STRANGE, ALIEN BEVERAGE. this SUNSET GRADIENT is so different to the ECTOPLASM GREEN you’re used to drinking. you down it anyway. aliens are so fucking wicked. it gives you the NECESSARY GUTS to get to know this stranger; really crack open the WIDE SOCIAL CIRCLE you've collected for yourself.

MALLEK: you want one; MALLEK: drinks = on me;

— @expensiveknives

[lwurld]

One after the other you seem to be running into trolls left and right. While meeting aliens is cool and all, it’s a welcome sight considering that you are in unknown territory, despite the fact that you have been getting fairly acquainted with some of the areas of Spirale. It’s also a plus that none of them have tried to kill you, that’s a first coming from your kind. Which is good, you’d rather meet cute girls and make cool friends than fight. Not that you can’t of course, you could definitely kick someone’s ass if they were asking for it, you’re just not in the mood to do it. Like almost ever. 

But of course, wanderlust calls once more and you find yourself roaming the city streets whistling a familiar theme, your theme. Not that you know it’s your theme, you kinda just whistle it from time to time. You seem to have found yourself in the entertainment section of town, right outside a theatre. You take a look at signs to see what’s on, but none of them are familiar to you. You see a few action movies which you always find interesting to watch, some horror films which you don’t really get scared by but don’t particularly enjoy, some romcoms which are usually funny despite the cheesy scenes, and many more genres to cover just about any and all audiences. You think about seeing one, but you aren’t sure what to watch.

ELWURD: soooo...what to watch what to watch... ELWURD: man this was so much easier back at home when i actuaLLy knew what any of these were

You think for a while, but ultimately decide to ask for some assistance in this. Absentmindedly, you beckon a figure to come over, hopefully they could enlighten you.

ELWURD: yoooo ELWURD: mind heLping me pick out something to watch?

@expensiveknives

[isolaradiale]

haven't been able to bring her muse back for a while, so dropping Polypa Goezee from Homestuck for now - she was housed in house 167!

polypa will be dropped.

– mod pleiades.

[amewsingsthings-a-blog]

Continuations for @expensiveknives

:33 < sure i dont mind!! :33 < we can make it a hang out day!    You’re excited for the chance to hang out with a fellow olive blood, truth be told you’ve not really spent any time with others of your caste. Polypa seems like a lot of fun and that has you even more excited!

:33 < what are you gonna get on yours pawlypa?

[psstpocketing-blog]

it’s possible * that you may have a problem *|

UNDERTALE starters

(you seem to have mispronounced ‘opportunity’.)

[auditerrorizing-blog]

@expensiveknives

You don’t even know where to start looking for Tyzias, you’d just sprinted off into whatever the hell was going on outside. Power walking now (you’re trying to conserve some of your energy for punching stupid zombies in the face) through the Golden Ward, you’re looking for any sign of her. While you don’t find Tyzias, you do find another familiar face. 

It’s Polypa, the troll that Tyzias had assured you she was with. But she’s not. At least not that you can see. You frown, deeply, and punch another Zombie in it’s ugly face, hard. It’s skull cracks under the force. Taking a deep breath you try to put on a collected smile. 

HEY POLYPA HOW ARE YOU NOT GREAT WEATHER TODAY SEEMS TO BE CLOUDY WITH A HIGH CHANCE OF UNDEAD OUTBREAKS NEED A HAND I HAVE TWO HAVE YOU SEEN TYZIAS SHE ISNT ANSWERING MY TEXTS SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HOME AN HOUR AGO SINCE SHE NEVER SHOWED UP I DECIDED TO COME GET HER

You really hope she knows something. You’re not sure what you’re going to do otherwise. Probably have some sort of meltdown. That sounds fabulous. Though punching the zombies has been pretty therapeutic.