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?????? elwurd. hiveswap / homestuck isola affiliated. written by kat.

[bliindary]

lwurld :

ELWURD: oh, is it that vriska chick or something? ELWURD: yeah i kinda get that…a Lot ELWURD: never met her though, what’s her deal?

SOLLUX: … SOLLUX: well i d0n’t blame any0ne that calls y0u that at this p0int, but it’s just by l00ks. y0u s0und t00 nice t0 actually be a vriska cl0ne. SOLLUX: which is a g00d thing 0n y0ur part. SOLLUX: but she’s just very annoying in a sense. fun half the time.

[lwurld]

ELWURD: that right? ELWURD: man if we reaLLy look that aLike i reaLLy Like ELWURD: wanna meet her now. ELWURD: that’s not important now though. ELWURD: name’s eLwurd ELWURD: you?

[scorists-blog]

there’s a face you’re happy to see. the party’s started now. you weave through the DANCE FLOOR to the club entrance, where you offer your FIST for a CHOICE BUNP. CERULEANS in the SUBGRUBS gotta stick together.

MALLEK: yo; double denim;  MALLEK: wow = it great to see you; MALLEK: havent seen your face around til now; whats up;

— @lwurld

[lwurld]

Oh fuck, is that who you think it is? By all that is blessed in the world that isn’t girls, it IS who you think it is! You immediately grin as you see a FELLOW CERULEAN roll up to give you a CHOICE BUMP, which you gladly take before clapping your hand against his and giving him a sort of hug, like what DUDEBROS do all the time in media.

ELWURD: ohhh shit Look who it is ELWURD: dodeka pLus one piercings what is up??? ELWURD: i’m good man, you know me, just wandering around. ELWURD: you been here Long? dude we gotta catch up ELWURD: how about you and me hit the drinks, and THEN the aLiens yeah?

[rpmemesyo]

Anonymously or not, tell me who you ship my muse with.

[bliindary]

@lwurld

SOLLUX: y0u half remind me 0f s0me0ne i kn0w. and that’s n0t g00d. SOLLUX: well, it’s n0t like i really care ab0ut her at this stage.

[lwurld]

ELWURD: oh, is it that vriska chick or something? ELWURD: yeah i kinda get that...a Lot ELWURD: never met her though, what’s her deal?

[sixtwelve-blog]

lwurld·:

> ELWURD: Notice nothing. 1d20=0…is that even possible? Well whatever…CRITICAL FAIL! You most certainly do notice something. While there is a large expanse of both flora and fauna, there isn’t enough to hide such a TALL TROLL. Like seriously, you’d have to be pretty damn blind to miss him in the corner…sketching? Oh, an artist? You do rather admire the arts, perhaps he would be so kind as to show you what he is working on? Of course, you being the confident woman you are, fearlessly approach your (hopefully) new friend. Go for it sapphic sweetheart!

ELWURD: hey, what’s up? ELWURD: is this pLace great or what? ELWURD: like…all the fLora and fauna here? super funky ELWURD: really Loving the vibe of this pLace

And you absolutely mean that. Past the obvious implications of being wrigglernapped, so far this place has been pretty chill. You like chill, and while you’re far from useless in a fight, you’d really rather just enjoy your time. Go with the flow and all that jazz.

ELWURD: couLdn’t heLp but notice that notebook ELWURD: you an artist or something? ELWURD: pretty cooL my dude, massive respect there.

You’re completely genuine with this, absolutely no manipulation involved. What kind of person compliments someone just to break their spirits?

you exhale like a deflating balloon ( sans squeakiness ). she does remind you a lot of (VRISKA) — that is to say, the other, likely more pleasant one that you still avoid — with her daring undercut and punk-ish fashion. you notice that, unlike serket, she only has two, black pupils. no extra dots, no extra eyes. from what little you know of CERULEANS, that’s reassuring. they tend to be scarier, the more there are…

not that you’ve let down your guard. when she talks about your notebook, you find yourself hugging it closer to your chest. your head hurts. you really do want to go home, not ALTERNIA HOME, just home. where you can bundle yourself up in blankets and be far, far away from your IRRATIONAL FEAR and BAD MEMORIES.

you wait for the sucker punch of an insult. it doesn’t come. your shoulders relax, but your eyes are still wide like a DEER CAUGHT IN THE HEADLIGHTS.

TAVROS: uHHH,  TAVROS: yEAH, oK, TAVROS: tHAT’S FINE, bUT, TAVROS: mY GUT, aS WELL AS MY CONVENIENT SHYNESS,  TAVROS: sAYS THAT’S ALL PRIVATE RIGHT NOW,  TAVROS: tHANK YOU,

[lwurld]

A sigh of relief. From him, not you, you weren’t holding your breath. Well, okay you’re kinda relieved, he DID look like he was going to hold all that air in until he passed out. You definitely do NOT want that happening, that would be a very bad memory of his first impressions of you. Take it slow Elwurd, Let’s not overwhelm your new acquaintance yes?

His shoulders have relaxed a little, that’s good. He’s hugging the notebook really close though...that’s cool, art can be a very personal thing to a troll, no pressure. Those eyes though...yeahhhhh he’s definitely wary. Guess you’ll have to prove yourself to be trustworthy, yeah? Still, you wonder if he’s mistaken you for someone else...again.

ELWURD: hey, that’s fine ELWURD: don’t have to show me it if you don’t want, ‘s all cooL. ELWURD: name’s eLwurd, kinda new to this city ELWURD: not vriska, a bunch of the troLLs here have caLLed me that aLready. ELWURD: what’s your name?

You take a small pause as you get a better look at Tavros’s face. Nice hair buddy. You point to the candy-corn protrusions that sprout from his skull...and the skulls of all other trolls for that matter. ELWURD: nice horns by the way.

[illimitexabominer]

lwurld‌:

You pull out a chair and sit down across the other girl, giving a small thanks. She seems to be a bit shy…you’re cool with that, you’re cool with pretty much anything. Still, you aren’t oblivious or inconsiderate, you’ve interacted with timid trolls before and you know how to handle this. You’re a people’s person after all, even with all the mystery. You take a sip from your drink, a caramel frap, and place your elbow on the table, resting your head on your hand.

ELWURD: cooL, thanks a bunch. ELWURD: i’m eLwurd by the way, just bLew in from out of town ELWURD: this pLace is pretty chiLL you know? fuLL of aLiens Like you, don’t think i’ve ever been somewhere Like this before ELWURD: man this is wiLd right? second time i get to meet a cute extra-aLternian

You take another sip and smile, winking at your companion. Unlike some trolls you aren’t actually trying to actively flirt, you’re just…really chill like that.

ELWURD: so, what’s your name?

@illimitexabominer

So dear, this is already getting strange for her. Priscilla is tempted to collect up all her coffee cups and take off, but she can’t. If she tries that now, there’s a good chance she’s going to get pumpkin spice lattes all over both of them. It’s obvious, though, that she gets flustered at getting called cute. It’s not exactly something she is used to.

“Ah, yes, this was… Ah… It’s very nice here… I come to his coffee shop often, to read. But they ask you to order more drinks if you sit here too long, and so I thought I’d get ahead of them.” She didn’t even ask for an explanation yet. Nervously, the half-Yoma picks up her current drink and sips it.

“Ah… Nice yo meet you, Miss Elwurd. My name is Priscilla. Ah, or Pris. Most people just call me Pris.” She offers a very timid smile. “Ah, and to me, you’d be considered the alien…”

[lwurld]

Extra timid huh? That’s not a problem, everybody’s a little different. Plus, this is you we’re talking about, your sheer SAPPHIC SASS would be enough to make many people a bit shy. Of course you don’t think that way, you’re not exactly vain type...just isn’t your style. You take another sip from your cup and laugh a little, the fluster only further reinforced the whole “cute” thing she had going.

ELWURD: prisciLLa huh? ELWURD: that’s a nice name...that isn’t six Letters though right? ELWURD: man you aLiens are weird, are you Like...an aduLt or something?

Well, technically by human standards (they’re the most abundant type of alien around apparently) YOU would be an adult, 19 is definitely legal age. Then again some would still call you a teenager but...well you know what, troll maturity is very confusing and we would all be better off either having a proper distinction, or never thinking about it at all.

ELWURD: and i mean, that makes sense, no hassLe and aLL that. ELWURD: we’ve still got drinks to burn so i guess they won’t try to kick us out yet ELWURD: and fair, i guess i’m the aLien to you then ELWURD: so, where are you from?

[justicescales]

lwurld‌:

Your name is…

Oh fuck you’ve just forgotten. A PRETTY GIRL has just walked up to you on the street, go figure right? You aren’t freezing or anything, you are in fact very good at dealing with pretty girls, however even you get caught off guard from time to time, and this just so happens to be one of those times. The surprise vanishes from your face and is quickly replaced by a charming ELWURD SMILE. You are simply a massive L word and if someone was writing your narrative right now, she would have tried to call you a dumbass then stopped grudgingly halfway because you have your shit together.

ELWURD: weLL, you never reaLLy expect to run into a pretty girL on the street ELWURD: i know i didn’t, heh

Real smooth recovery sapphic sweetheart, 11/10.

ELWURD: you aLso never reaLLy expect her to offer to heLp you and take you out for a night on the town ELWURD: but hey, never been one to Look a hoofbeast in the squawk gaper ELWURD: you’re pretty. cooL, reaLLy diggin’ your vibe here

Nice use of a pause in that last sentence, you’re on a roll dear.

ELWURD: i’m down for that.

[Oh.]

[Oh shit.]

[You didn’t expect her to flirt back.]

[Usually you’re the one that catches people by surprise either by initiating flirtation or responding positively to it. This is a rare circumstance and you feel your face flush a little.

You can’t back down now, Pyrope, you’ve already committed.]

D4MN, TH4T W4S SMOOTH3

1 SUR3 H1T TH3 J4CK POT TURN1NG TH4T CORN3R, D1DNT 1

F1ND1NG 4 G1RL WHO 1S PR3TTY 4ND CL3V3R 

C4R3FUL, THOUGH!

4T TH1S R4T3 YOU M1GHT H4V3 M3 SWOON1NG 1N NO T1M3 >;]

[You giggle playfully and offer another sly grin.]

1 4M T3R3Z1, BY TH3 W4Y

1 W1LL H4PP1LY SHOW YOU WH3R3V3R YOU WOULD L1K3 TO GO

[lwurld]

Oh shit?

Oh shit indeed. You haven’t been in a back and forth flirt off like this in awhile. Can’t say you haven’t missed it either, there’s something about exchanges like this that you really enjoy. Being able to shamelessly (well, more shamelessly than usual anyway) compliment in a battle of wits is always fun. Especially when it’s a pretty girl. Definitely pretty...she’s making YOU flush. Good fucking job Terezi.

ELWURD: smooth? weLL i can’t afford to tone it down if i’m taLking to you can i? ELWURD: terezi...beautifuL name for a beautifuL girL. ELWURD: if you hit the jackpot turning that corner then i guess i broke the bank huh? ELWURD: definiteLy right about pretty and cLever...you know yourseLf pretty weLL don’t you?

You wink and return her grin with a very charming smirk of your own.

ELWURD: eLwurd, nice to meet you ELWURD: and i’d happiLy Let you show me to the best bar you know here

You give her a quick look up and down, contemplating something, then decide to just go for it. You casually place your arm around her shoulder.

ELWURD: don’t mind do you? ELWURD: gotta make sure you don’t swoon into the fLoor~

Smooth girl. Fucking smooth.

[expensiveknives]

lwurld‌:

Well, it seems like someone is rather flustered by this encounter. Upon closer inspection you see one (1) oliveblooded troll frantically trying to cover the poster of the Troll Meryl Streep movie. You saw that one, and if she said something about it you would have told her that the original was definitely better than the sequel. Alas, you cannot read minds…for now at least. Even if you could, you wouldn’t. Getting up in peoples’ personal space like that isn’t your style. You give her an ELWURD SMILE and smooth things out, being your calm and collected self.

ELWURD: i know right? like man i can’t tell which movie has what it in ELWURD: they’ve got all these alien versions of good actors but their movie titles need work. ELWURD: but hey, troll meryl streep is grade a quality, i don’t judge ELWURD: i mean, romcoms can be pretty cooL you know? ELWURD: seen both though, original was wayyyy better than the sequel

Turns out you mentioned it anyway. You point at the oliveblood and wink before continuing.

ELWURD: name’s eLwurd ELWURD: you’LL give me yours if i ask you to see a movie with me yeah?

[You recognize that this other troll is trying to be calm and casual with you, but the smile she gives you reminds you more of the smooth operators trying to feel out the potentials of a flushed relationship in your movies. You wonder briefly if she realizes she is doing this, but her smooth talk seems to be working well enough on you. You stop bristling, and stand up straight, though a little on edge.]

i’m polypa *|

[You do not why you concede her point and give her your name. You realize it may be the byproduct of her smooth talk, but for some reason, you don’t want this cerulean to dislike you. You don’t even really want her to like you. You kind of just want her to think you’re cool.]

and i was thinking * of seeing the troll meryl streep movie * or the human meryl streep rather * since i saw the original back home * honestly the title is shorter here * than even forum shorthands * although it was always strange * that there was no lusus in these movies * but i guess the human version of it * doesn’t mention any kind of lusus * which is strange *|

[lwurld]

SMOOTH OPERATOR? I mean yeah, that would be you...minus the manipulation techniques. You genuinely value honesty, although you understand that sometimes, a few lies have to be told to keep something safe. Life just be like that. For FLUSHED RELATIONSHIPS, well those would definitely be nice, although it isn’t something you’re actively searching for right now. If it happens, it happens.

ELWURD: poLypa huh? ELWURD: cooL name, reaLLy roLLs off the tongue

Don’t worry young oliveblood, as long as you’re a chill person who likes to hang out, you’re good in her books. Responding positively and engaging in conversation already puts you in her good books, good job!

ELWURD: yeah i know right? ELWURD: aLL the titLes for movies here are Like...unbelievabLy short ELWURD: Like, how are you supposed what’s what with aLL the fiLms just fLoating around ELWURD: i mean, maybe it’s an aLien thing but Like...not heLpfuL am i right? ELWURD: not trying to judge cuLture but they reaLLy need a better system here

Honestly, how DO you tell what’s what with any of the alien titles? People mistake Star Wars for Star Trek and while you obviously wouldn’t know that, that just proves a point. Human/alien naming? Not descriptive at all.

ELWURD: weLL, Lusii or not, wanna watch it with me? ELWURD: get some buttery expLoded kerneLs, grab a drink ELWURD: and see what aLien cuLture’s Like yeah?

[sixtwelve-blog]

lwurld·:

Having had a nice drink and something to snack on, you set off for parts uncharted once more. You’ve found that the city of Spirale is actually rather pleasant, and that fact makes aimlessly walking around that much more fun. Of course, you do have basic knowledge of a few must-visit sites that you gathered from the locals. You’re not going to any of those places right now though, not on purpose anyway. It’s so much more fun to just see where your road takes you.

You now find yourself in the Cotes Ward, and you can’t help but marvel at the design of the place. The buildings blend well with the flora, and you can see a few animals roaming the area happily. You continue further in and stumble upon the Bamboo Grove, eventually ending up at a small, worn out shrine in the heart of the forest. A few foxes are loitering about, and you wonder about nature of this city. The trees are all the same color and the fauna are colorful. What kind of strange planet are you in? You whistle and find yourself musing your thoughts out loud.

ELWURD: whoa this pLace is funky ELWURD: they don’t have anything Like this back home

@sixtwelve

you’ve come to the RECLUSE OF THE FOREST for some peace and quiet within the nature that you were once quite used to. hanging out in the dreambubbles with your dancestor has had you accustomed to the trees, and even then your hive on ALTERNIA had been located on the RURAL OUTSKIRTS of the mainlands. while you do find the city life most enchanting, there are times where you need to get away and be one with the plants.

and your apartment is not IDEAL for the aforementioned peace and quiet. you live among FOUR (4) BLOCKMATES ( from what was once a recluse cottage in the woods ) and one of them is PERIDOT. who, while you like her, can be loud. very loud.

on top of that, you wanted the isolation in order to be able to pursue your NEWLY SPRUNG HOBBY in privacy. you’re not sure you want anyone to spot what you’re doing, and you most certainly don’t want to find out if you do. against one of the STURDY OAKS, you are sketching a picture of the fauna nearby. you aren’t skilled nor inherently talented — many would say this looks like CRAP — but you know you’re trying. 

> TAVROS: Spot something funky.

you do. you immediately HIDE.

you can’t tell if that’s yet another iteration of vriska or not. given your previous meeting with TYZIAS, it’s entirely possible it’s another cerulean. you don’t want to CASTETYPE, but they tend to be unapologetically terrible. they get in your head, they fuck around with you, they like to make fun of things you happen to not be GOOD AT. your sketchbook, now closed, is pulled tightly to your chest. even with your newfound confidence, you still have a somewhat FRAGILE SELF-ESTEEM.

you hope POSSIBLY-VRISKA leaves you alone.

[lwurld]

> ELWURD: Notice nothing. 1d20=0...is that even possible? Well whatever...CRITICAL FAIL! You most certainly do notice something. While there is a large expanse of both flora and fauna, there isn’t enough to hide such a TALL TROLL. Like seriously, you’d have to be pretty damn blind to miss him in the corner...sketching? Oh, an artist? You do rather admire the arts, perhaps he would be so kind as to show you what he is working on? Of course, you being the confident woman you are, fearlessly approach your (hopefully) new friend. Go for it sapphic sweetheart!

ELWURD: hey, what’s up? ELWURD: is this pLace great or what? ELWURD: like...all the fLora and fauna here? super funky ELWURD: really Loving the vibe of this pLace

And you absolutely mean that. Past the obvious implications of being wrigglernapped, so far this place has been pretty chill. You like chill, and while you’re far from useless in a fight, you’d really rather just enjoy your time. Go with the flow and all that jazz.

ELWURD: couLdn’t heLp but notice that notebook ELWURD: you an artist or something? ELWURD: pretty cooL my dude, massive respect there.

You’re completely genuine with this, absolutely no manipulation involved. What kind of person compliments someone just to break their spirits?

[lwurld]

As you continue to marvel at the TOTALLY SWEET RIDE, your thoughts are interrupted by another voice. You turn to your side to be greeted by another troll, a male with long hair and shattered looking glasses. He looks incredibly strong, enough to accidentally break multiple items with ease, and…sweaty. Lots of sweat glands it seems. That’s cool, you don’t really mind that. Hands in your jacket pockets,  you smile and nod in approval of the sentiment. Seems like this troll was a man of class.

ELWURD: i know right? ELWURD: bikes like these just vibe cooL ELWURD: had one just like it back on aLternia, sweet ride.

At the mention of the name Vriska however, you just shake your head and put your hands up dismissively. You have been called this before, and will gently remind your companion that you are not the troll he thinks you are. You are getting curious though…just who is this Vriska?

ELWURD: sorry buddy, hate to break it to you but ELWURD: i’m not your friend. ELWURD: i mean if you wanna chiLL and hang out that’s cooL and all but Like ELWURD: i’m not vriska man, i’m eLwurd ELWURD: weird though, a bunch of you keep taking me for her

[voidofair]

D –> I didn’t travel enough to justify them D –> I could have easily constructed one, but it’s not the same D –> There’s a certain rush to purchasing brand names

More squinting’s happening, not that your conversational companion is seeing more than an awkwardly long stare past your shades.

It’s not a surprise, really, to think that Vriska finally did something worth going into hiding over, that is. You’ve kept a personal bet going on how long it would take. But for her to go quite so far and to keep it up in a foreign land? 

D –> Sure

You draw that word out, just to make it clear how little you truly believe the charade despite playing along.

D –> Forgive me, the resemblance is uncanny D –> It’s not every day one sees another with noble b100d D –> Or new trolls, in general D –> Not here, at the very least

[lwurld]

ELWURD: oh yeah? ELWURD: when you get your hands on one you shouLd totaLLy Like,take it out for a spin ELWURD: i’m teLLin’ you, cruising through the city streets? ELWURD: best feeling any day, hands down

If he still wasn’t convinced, you couldn’t tell by his eyes, covered by those shades and all.You wonder about those shades actually, they look cracked and everything...not that you’re dissing his style and everything, it’s a good aesthetic, but jeez it’s probably hard to see in those... Right, losing the train of thought is your mun’s job and not yours, time to get back to the topic at hand! While you can’t tell by his eyes, you can definitely tell by his voice that he isn’t convinced. Time to clear this misunderstanding up, you really don’t want to get arrested for IDENTITY THEFT! 

ELWURD: i mean, i haven’t been here Long ELWURD: so i can’t reaLLy reLate yet ELWURD: stiLL though, i’m teLLing you i’m not vriska. ELWURD: teLL you what, why don’t you ask me something with an answer that vriska would say Like, a hundred percent of the time ELWURD: and if i say something eLse, i’m not her ELWURD: because she totaLLy wouLdn’t say anything eLse.

You hope that this works, not that there’s anything wrong with that Vriska person, but you’re too Elwurd to be Vriska.

[lwurld]

okay I am so sorry to everyone who I kept waiting, life got hectic but I AM BACK

[lwurld]

I know I said I’d do my replies soon but school is kicking my ass I’m so sorry aaaaaaaaa

[creatageneticist]

@lwurld

–「 You needed a moment to cool your head, having gotten into a shouting match with some guy on the boardwalk. You’re still a little pissed off, so you decide to blow off some steam by participating in some SPORTS. You aren’t usually the type to enjoy such, but it’s literally just smacking a ball over a net, which sounds like it might be nice. But you didn’t have a partner, so you got sent to a match where another person needed one. And once you get there, the blood drains from your face, anger replaced with two emotions.」

「 REGRET AND FEAR, BECAUSE YOU’RE BEING PAIRED UP WITH THE CERULEAN BLOOD YOU FLIPPED A TABLE ON.」

「 Maybe she won’t notice it’s you? You need a towel. Maybe you can just text Equius to come mop up whatever is left of you. You gulp almost cartoonishly as you look to your teammate. 」

“SO. EXTREME HUMAN VOLLEYBALL. HERE’S TO? DOING OUR BEST?”  –「 You lightly extend your arm for a fist bump. Oh god why are you so stupid?」

[lwurld]

With all of the eating and drinking you have been doing recently, you have decided that you need to balance out the calorie intake with a little exercise, and so you signed up for a little VOLLEYBALL. Of course with all the walking and wandering you do you obviously burn all of those off anyway, but you always make it a point to get a work out done at least a few times a week. Yes you’re very chill, but that doesn’t mean you don’t enjoy bench pressing or keeping in shape. You remove your COOL LEATHER JACKET which you are very fond of and hang it somewhere safe, revealing a TANK TOP WITH YOUR SIGN underneath and your rather well built body. Nice arms sweetheart.  You look to your partner who had just arrived on scene. It’s good that they signed up because you needed a second and-

Oh, it’s that guy. You clearly remember the EXCESSIVE BODILY FORCE POET from before, jumpy dude flipped a table on you and made a mess. You walk up to him and rotate your shoulder, winding it up as if preparing to punch him and...

ELWURD: hey, you’re that poet from before.

You smile and bump his fist. You like to mess with people from time to time too.

ELWURD: ran off before we couLd taLk dude ELWURD: Lemme guess, you took me for some vriska chick right? ELWURD: sorry to disappoint buddy but Like i told your friends, i’m not her ELWURD: name’s eLwurd, nice to meet ya.

[lwurld]

I always say that length may vary but honestly all I write are fucking novels when I rp for some reason LOL

[lwurld]

Having seen quite a bit of the city of Spirale, you have included that this place is in fact a much more pleasant planet (is it a planet?) to live in than Alternia. With the lack of left and right culling (which you can see anyway), the city gives you much more opportunity to meet new acquaintances and overall enjoy yourself. Honestly you’re pretty relieved that there isn’t a caste system in place here. While you would obviously never say it in public, you have always found it to be unnecessary and distasteful, trolls having to pretend to be something they’re not out of fear of social death. It always made you feel as if most of your interactions were...shallow. Normally you would be wandering, but at the moment you are content to be in the air conditioned confines of a cafe.

You allow your mind to wander as you write down a flurry of words in a notebook (yes you write) you had purchased earlier. While you may not be a performer, you still have an appreciation for certain types of literary ventures...although you keep all your works to yourself. You wonder whether Spirale has a police force or a legal system considering you hadn’t encounter any drones to note, when right on cue a familiar tealblood steps into the room and goes to order a drink. He looks around for a table to sit at but unfortunately, the store is rather full. Being the cool person you are, you flag him down and offer him a seat.

ELWURD: heyyy. ELWURD: need a pLace chiLL? ELWURD: seat isn’t taken man

@tagor-gor

[lwurld]

If I mess up some of the memes when I put them up or respond to them I’M SO SORRY I’M NEW TO TUMBLR RP SAOGKAGO

[rpsourcedmemes]

Sinday deserves a smooch! Send 👄 to kiss my muse

romantically or platonically on the cheek