#expiredbard

[askseahorsecaptain]

Hey

Wwhat’s up.

[violetbard]

if spice talks about howv he made better pancakes than me that this morning, dont listen to him yall. hes knowvn for mixing up dog treats vwith graham crackers that are shaped like bones.

[charismaticabalone-blog]

==> HOURS AGO (but not many)...

It seems that Serket still has all your luck, because you have the misfortune of showing up to your ex-palemate and best friend’s hive only to find it deathly silent.

You poke around in confusion, carrying the small gift you’d brought him, and discover his mate(? you arent exactly sure what they are right now) sitting stony and horrified next to his blank unmoving body.

You don’t know what’s going on. How can a ghost die like a normal body? You saw ghosts double die on the battlefield... but they disappear when that happens. How is he still here but.... not?

[legerdeman-blog]

expiredbard started following you

Hey. I’m Dirk.

[violetbard]

@expiredbard vwhy so gay, babe?

[violetbard]

like vwhen spice is around yall nevwer send him anything or talk to the guy, and vwhen you do its mean shit. like, you vwonder vwhy he doesnt havwe a reason to come as much as i vwonder vwhy you cant screwv on a light bulb. 

[violetbard]

eyoooo this is pretty human gay right here.

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((coloring by me, lines by @expiredbard ))

[violetbard]

...

yeah, hey, spice here. 

just using sugars open computer to let the vworld knowv that yeah, he died. double died. dunno vwhats gonna happen from here on, but his body sorta dissolvwed into the cosmos last night. 

so to evweryone vwhos tryin' to reach out to him, nowv you knowv that you cant.

 and to anyone vwho hasnt spoken to sugar in a long vwhile, dont try to start nowv. dont evwen act like ya givwe a shit. 

 peace.