#exploding stan

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

After hearing about "exploding Stan that has had the curse since childhood" Ford and Fidds arguing about if exploding into blood is normal and Ford citing the known cases I'm thinking about Stan going "oh that was me"

Ford: What about Andrew Alcatraz?

Stan: Me

Ford: What about Steve Pinington?

Stan: Me

Ford: But Panly Stines couldn't-

Stan: Me

Ford: :(

Stan: But it makes it really easy to fake your death :)

You say, as though Stan wouldn't actively create more fake identities to make 'random exploding into mist then rematerializing nearby' look even more normal. Stan is going to double down and side against fidds here with how normal exploding is. Obviously Fiddlefords the weird one, having never met someone with the uncommon but still prevalent exploding disorder.

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

*smooshes the exploding Stan au with the cat Stan au together* behold, exploding kittens

Ford is either:

A) horrified by his blood mist cat

B) vindicated against Fiddlefords many protests that exploding is normal

C) now has a cat that explodes into a bunch of smaller cats that meld back together into one big cat, leaving many more questions then answers

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

Creature Ford and exploding stan crossover..

GOOOOOD thats so funny. I love exploding Stan, he's such a hilariously gorey guy. Mixing him with Creature Ford the thing that looks like his brother and Wants To Kill Him Because It Loves Him is just. So funny.

Every time Creature Ford gets close to killing Stan he will, without fail, explode. If Creature Ford is too close he also gets exploded, and doesn't reappear until morning, and if he's not close he spends the rest of the night rolling around in Stan's blood while Stan hides in a closet. Trying to leave the closet reminds Ford that he's still alive and needs to be killed, and then Stan explodes again.

In the morning Fords clothes are perfectly clean, no matter how blood soaked they were a few moments ago. Thats because he puts all his blood soaked clothing in his house and changes into fresh clothes in the exchange of night to day. Fords always happy to thank Stan for the chance to do this, and Stan just thanks his lucky stars Ford trying to kill him is enough to set him off.

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

Do you think that a full of bees stan that was also an exploding stan would leave like. Dead bees behind instead of blood whenever he splodes. Just like an explosion of bees. Like the portal fight stops because ford is suddenly standing in an inch of bee corpses. Or would it still be blood? Or like honey or something? Many such questions……

Listen Anon. Not only would Exploding Bee Stan Explode into honey, all his bees would also explode, also into honey.

I took this to the Bee Stan council (@artistredfox and @caninescreations) and they gave the most correct answers of: The bee's explode first, as a prelude to the giant explosion of Stan. Its critically important that this is a version of Stan that was born exploding, so that there's a base of Weird to work with, and so Ford is expecting a fountain of blood only to get blindsided by fountain of Honey.

The bee's that explode first go into exploding limbo until Stan explodes. If he doesn't they re spawn and are now fine.

This was a fantastic surprise to find. Please continue to torture this man through Shenanigans and smashing a million crack au's together.

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

r!bsb ford 🤝 plodin' stan!ford:

*conversations about deriving comfort from the taste of their brother's blood*

every other ford that meets either of them:

There is something wrong with both of them, but (surprisingly, and maybe horrifyingly to other Fords) its not the same thing. Poor exploding Stan!Ford is just misunderstood.

R!bsb Ford needs to be sprayed with water and told to knock it off. Exploding Ford needs to have a sit down intervention where it's explained his reality is not normal. Neither of these things will happen or fix how blood is their comfort taste, but at least others can say they tried