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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

#my silly words #idk just feeling. Things regarding the culture around me #specifically angry things #brb exploding american individualism with my Mind Powers #and then going OUTSIDE to remind myself that the average person is not in fact a bad person #the average person would probably help you with your groceries if you dropped them on the bus #just gotta remember that

#by talos this post has exploded #if you follow me soley over this post i will force-unfollow you from me! im an under 70 follower blog and i keep it 80% to mutuals!!#your ai slop bores me #sea shitposts #and if you just quick-like a few other posts with a follow ill probably still force-unfollow anyway bc im very picky 🥀 nothing personal #ive had to do this about 10ish times by now so i figure I'll put that disclaimer on as well

i love it when in the middle of sharing information the person becomes completely unreliable 🎭

#[to be clear the app launcher wasnt chatgpt. chatgpt was just one of the installed apps]#two recent real examples.... lets all explode you guys <3 #there were more similar examples with two more professors (HAHA. LOL.. AWESOME!) but i got too lazy to draw them...#thank god it hasnt happened with friends as far as i remember but it could. it always can #doods #yoo my post #the uncleared utm from a tech-y prof was fucking bonkers #edit: it was actually '?utm_source=chatgpt.com' sorry for getting it wrong lol

sick, nauseous, retching at how corporate interests demand all technological advancement must come at the cost of choice and consent, must be forcefed to the uncooperative consumer. a digital menu would be useful? 'k great, they're FUCKING MANDATORY :D Wireless earbuds are an innovation, so we stole your fucking earphone jack. hard to find coins for the laundry machine? no problem, now you can pay with card, in fact you must pay with card, in fact you must DOWNLOAD AN APP TO WASH A LOAD ON MED-TEMP QUICK CYCLE. you want to park your car? you want to PARK your CAR you dumb CUCKFUCKLE? you weeping seeping pathetic pustulant bedsore of an open wound???

download our app! give us your data! give us control of your money, your time, your viewership, your exhaustion!!! give us your location, your viewing history, your marketable hopes and third-party-resellable dreams, we require access to your eyes your ears your motherfucking synapses, click here to accept OUR terms and OUR conditions!!!

to us you aren't a person per se, but you could aspire to someday be a profit

#not a shitpost #kinda a shitpost #a rant. i am ranting #they did it. they finally did it. they made me download the app that broke the camel's back #fyi i love and adore wireless headphones/earbuds they've improved my life i wear mine every day it's a legitimate accessibility device #and i REFUSE to buy a personal device without a headphone jack.#will i personally use it? probably not #should it be amongst the most basic standard of expected features? absolutely #if i can't trust the international corporation that made my phone to even include a BASIC ASS PIECE OF EQUIPMENT #then what else can't i trust them with? this giant powerful company with intimate access to my life and information #due to the fact they DESIGNED the Extremely Powerful Objects I Carry With Me Everywhere I Go #what happens if i can't trust their intentions?#what's next exploding batteries?#i jest. that would obviously never happen. that's an outlandish exaggeration i'm using to make a figurative point #update: had a hot minute to chill and remembered that wired earbuds can still be attached to phones through the charging port #(need an adapter for older earbuds/headphones but still a viable option)#so yes i overreacted but only a bit because we are in fact in a transitional period #where we're moving from Old Wired Connnection (audio jack) to wireless connection AND New Wired Connection (charging port)#so it would be reasonable to remove the audio jack from phones...AFTER THEY ARE ALREADY PHASED OUT from earbuds/headphones #unfortunately it's not a “this tech is already obsolete so we've stopped supporting it ” situation #so much as a “this tech will naturally be obsolete in 5+ years so in the meantime go fuck yourself and buy more products”#(also arguably the audio jack should only be replaced by a SECOND charging/universal port so you can do multiple things at once)#(this is just a good move in general. even if every port/hole (heh. porthole)was universal redundancy exists for a reason)#WE NEED MORE THAN ONE ONAHOLE!!!#MORE👏THAN👏ONE👏ONAHOLE👏👏👏

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more zosia because i haven’t been able to put my pencil down lately

#my art #zosia #pluribus #plur1bus #digital art #artists on tumblr #zosia pluribus #can we get her a surname please #imagine ur just chilling in morocco then suddenly u get brainwashed + teleported to usa #+ they dress you up to look more like some woman’s oc + said woman almost explodes you #+ you’re forced to drink people juice against your will #AND you just have to smile through it all :) happened to my girl zosia

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft #falseren

fun fact "a-spec people can still feel love even if it's different from what amatonormative society considers love" and "some people don't experience love at all and that's fine and doesn't make them any less human or worthy of respect" are two statements that can and do coexist

#biorposting #aro #aromantic #asexual #ace #aroace #loveless #loveless aro #loveless aromantic #sorry to put so many tags. i'm aropilled rn #'x counts as love' 'love makes us human' i appreciate the sentiment but i am fully exploding you with my mind #aplatonic #afamilial

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