#exploding-snapple

[the-pontiac-bandit]

for the 3-sentence fic, prompt: secret relationship

oh sorry forgot to add a ship -- peraltiago or any canon hp pairing! 

Nothing happens in Molly Weasley’s home without her knowledge--this has been true since Bill tried to feed Charlie a toad in the garden, and it remains true even now that her brood of seven has been reduced to six. This is why it surprises her, even through her haze of grief for her wildest child, that any of her remaining children might have forgotten that. 

But at the Burrow, that idyllic summer after the war, she watches her son’s hand linger on his best friend’s waist just a second too long, watches Hermione’s head lean into his shoulder after a furtive glance around the room, and decides that she’ll let them have this to themselves--for now. 

[b99peraltiago]

“dark” for jake/amy :)

(i’m sorry apparenty i can’t write anything else but baby fics 😂🤐)

He’s got ten fingers, ten toes, a heart that beats perfectly and is the most beautiful baby Jake’s ever gotten the chance to lay his eyes on.

A tear of joy and emotion falls down his cheek as he holds his son for the very first time; he can feel the softness of the few strands of dark hair already showing at the top of his newborn’s head against his palm, and can’t resist the urge to press a small kiss there — he only just met him, but he loves that tiny human so much already.

“Welcome to the family, pal,” he whispers softly with a smile.

send me a ship and a prompt word and I’ll write a 3-sentence fic

[donnajosh]

hi! do you think you could gif the scene in 6x03 when josh is accusing toby of wanting to be named leo’s replacement and toby says something like “no, with you at the top...I’ve been trying to tell the president that all day”? thank you so much!

hello! of course!! it’s here

[amarakaran]

according to this one article I read, it looks like devi has a white love interest and she's obsessed with losing her virginity(??!), but I don't know how exaggerated that is… (link: www(.)refinery29(.)com/en-ca/maitreyi-ramakrishnan-never-have-i-ever-netflix-who-plays-devi)

i get that the show is based on mindy kaling’s own experiences and it’s normal for 15yo’s to start thinking about sex, i just hope that her losing her virginity isn’t a major plot point, or that she learns a lesson about consent or waiting until she’s ready. if they’re gonna do a storyline about a teenager having sex, they should approach it like they did with elena and syd on one day at a time. i think odaat handled the topic really well. also it’s a show by mindy kaling so of course she’s gonna have a white love interest alskfjksk. if devi gets a boyfriend all i want is for her to be happy and loved and respected.

[purplexedhuman]

tagged by @exploding-snapple. Thank you 💛  

AIR i have small hands / i love the night sky / i watch small animals and birds when i pass them by / i drink herbal tea / i wake to see dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / i’m valued for being wise / i prefer books to music / i meditate / i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE i don’t have straight hair / i like to wear ripped jeans and overalls / i play an organized sport / i love dogs / i am not afraid of adventure / i love to talk to strangers / i always try new foods / i enjoy road trips / summer is my favorite season / my radio is always playing

WATER i wear bracelets on my wrists / i love the bustle of the city / i have more than one set of piercings / i read poetry / i love the sound of a thunderstorm / i want to travel the world / i sleep past midday most days / i love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs / i rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia / i see emotions in colors not words

EARTH i wear glasses or contacts / i enjoy doing the laundry / i am a vegetarian or vegan / i have an excellent sense of time / my humor is very cheerful / i am a valued advisor to my friends / i believe in true love / i love the chill of mountain air / i’m always listening to music / i am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER i go without makeup in my daily life / i make my own artwork / i keep on track of my tasks and time / i always know true north / i see beauty in everything / i can always smell flowers / i smile at everyone i pass by / i always fear history repeating itself / i have recovered from a mental disorder / i can love unconditionally

I tag @explodingsynapses, @starfire-s, @jfreyan, @skamtastic-tardis, @ominous-meme, and anyone else who wants to do this (feel free to tag me in your versions 😊)

[cosmicloveless]

bookshop AU + fake dating for the mashup thing!

dianetti bookshop + fake dating AU:

- Gina has a job at the local bookshop

- Rosa likes to go to the bookshop because there’s a cafe that has her favorite herbal tea and it’s nice and quiet. She can read her mystery novels in peace and also work on cases without precinct noise

- Gina notices Rosa immediately the first time Rosa comes in, but doesn’t say anything. 

- When Rosa visits for the fifth time, Gina’s already bought Rosa’s herbal tea and is ready with it

- Rosa offers to pay Gina back but Gina refuses to accept any money. When Rosa asks if there’s any way she can pay Gina back, Gina just shrugs and returns to work (but she still keeps an eye on Rosa because she’s hella attracted to Rosa!!)

- They become friends when Gina regularly comes over to ask Rosa about her life. Rosa doesn’t share much, but she loves listening to Gina talk about everything and nothing at all.

- Gina knows exactly which mystery novels Rosa likes and brings her the newest ones, along with 20% off discount coupons.

- Rosa starts coming in even more often because she kinda just really likes Gina’s company! Also, how else is she gonna hear the local gossip?

- One day, Gina doesn’t come in. Another employee informs Rosa that she has a family thing. The employee proceeds to sit down, say that he noticed that Rosa and Gina are friends, and asks for relationship advice because he’s apparently madly in love with Gina.

- Rosa doesn’t appreciate this (she’s jealous!!)

- Two days later, Rosa comes back to the bookstore and Gina’s there. Using her superior detective skills, Rosa deducts that Gina’s been avoiding the employee that’s in love with her.

- Rosa overhears said employee trying to ask Gina out on a date.

- To which Gina replies, “I have a girlfriend.” This confuses Rosa, because Gina’s never brought up a girlfriend.

- Before she knows it, Gina’s in front of her. Gina grabs her hand and gives her a quick kiss on the lips before hissing, “Remember when I bought you that tea and you asked if there was any way for you to pay me back? Yeah, well, I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend.”

- Rosa agrees to this and they set a few ground rules, the main one just being that Rosa and Gina are girlfriends when present at the bookshop.

- Rosa starts coming to the bookshop way more often because she really enjoys being Gina’s fake girlfriend.

- They fall in love and the rest is history

send me two tropes and a ship and i’ll describe how i’d combine them in the same story!

[amy-santiagos]

thoughts on benslie 👀

God tier ship, tbh (also definitely deserved to beat peraltiago and every other ship in that twitter poll)

Ben is always so supportive of Leslie and when he quit his job so they could be together? *chefs kiss*

send me asks that are like “thoughts on ______”

[peterbishop]

"#joey had donna READ" please EVERYONE knew donna had feelings for him except donna herself 😂

the “everyone knows they’re in love except the actual couple” trope is always the best