#explosive online

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opinion on shark rick?

who?

there are so many ricks damn.

im assuming he's a shark man or something like that

sharks are cool

cool animal

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“Hi again!! I-I drew you a picture, h-here y’go!!” :)

~ @sparklystickergremlin

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Me?

Well then

Its kinda nice.

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"Okay you fucker, let me get one thing straight right away: we will not use lethal force on the damn kid. As much as I hate him, he's still a kid.

Now... you want to help us with Pawn? An getting our boyfriend back, hopefully?" - Cop (@mcevrickblog)

I might as well.

Shame you wont use lethal force. I won't complain.

At least you have a tiny bit of morality left in that soul of yours.

And yes I will help you.

Not to assist you.

But I have things I need to do.

What exactly do you want with me?

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what is your goal?

goal?

i dont have one currently.

ive done all i needed to do.

unless i get interrupted.

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hair tutorial please please please please please please

i dont really do a lot to my hair, honestly.

just take care of it regularly?

oh and i also use this specific brand of uh hair wash.

something something galactic or whatever.

its a blue bottle with the milky way on it or something.

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So, you're willing to help with Cop and Miami get Pawn?

Of course.

Me and that Morty have...

Unfinished Business.

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it appears that I have seen you before. - @thenumber1rick

Who are you again

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rick prime are you single please call me📞📞

No.

Jesus Christ why is everyone so in love.

I'm amazing I know, but you can't all have me 😔