#explosivewrecker

[ofbrittlemetal]

   ❝you’re worse than a      primus damned scraplet.❞

[explosive-wrecker]

peace or noт, ιт’ѕ good тo нave тнιngѕ тнaт can вlow υp oтнer тнιngѕ тнaт are тнreaтenιng yoυ. coмe over. 

[scienceandsniperrifles]

To: Wheeljack Date: 11.16.2014

I think I'm going to have to pass on this one.

Honestly, I'm close to locating your former partners to put a leash on you. 

[scienceandsniperrifles]

нey, percy! ι тнιnĸ yoυ ѕнoυld coмe тo мy laв. ι goт an ιdea ғor a new weapon, вυт ι coυld υѕe yoυr нelp wιтн pυттιng ιт тogeтнer.

To: WheeljackDate: 11.16.2014

Wheeljack, no.

We are at peace; this means we do not need more weapons.

Please stop. 

[officer-sarcasm]

To: Wheeljack From: Prowl Subject: Assignment

  Hello, Wheeljack.

  It has come to my attention that you have been complaining that you do not have enough to do. I may very well have found an assignment that could fall into your skill set. Please contact me immediately for details. 

[officer-sarcasm]

explosive-wrecker:

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

What?