Perceptor's paradox

Hello, my designation is Perceptor. I am an autobot scientist, part time sniper for the faction. These days, you will find me in Iacon in the rebuilt laboratories. Try not to make a mess. [[TFP Perceptor, slight AU.]]

[inboxideas]

Send me ‡ for my character's reaction to yours climbing into bed with mine.

[scienceandsniperrifles]

Hey, question; do you think I could get some credits off you?

::What do you need the credits for, Blast Off?::

[scienceandsniperrifles]

☂

Send ☂ for a weather headcanon.

[[ Perceptor prefers warm weather over cooler. ]]

[[ Colder weather leaves his joints and frame achy, and he'll have to go social to find an appropriate heat source. It's simply more trouble than its worth and he'll just take bright, sunny days over anything else, thank you very much. ]] 

[scienceandsniperrifles]

Note to Self Date: 11.16.2014

- Wheeljack may be recharging on the couch. Don't shoot him. - Contact his handler in the morning. - Clear out his lab, see if Skyfire still needs a lab partner. - Contact medical officer, personal reason. - Check on idiotic shuttle. 

[explosive-wrecker]

нey now. ι’м a very υѕeғυl мeмвer oғ ѕocιeтy, ι’ll нave yoυ ĸnow. ι don’т ĸnow wнaт parт oғ тнe υnιverѕe тнaт yoυ’ve вeen lιvιng ιn, вυт ι’м a good engιneer.

вυт нey, ιғ yoυ’re rιgнт and ι’м wrong; do yoυ really тнιnĸ yoυ ѕнoυld leave a мad мecн alone ιn a laв ғυll oғ eхploѕιve?

[scienceandsniperrifles]

To: Wheeljack Date: 11.16.2014

I know you can't see it; but I've roll my optics. It's too late in the evening for you antics today, Wheeljack. I'm going to ignore this message entirely and tell you that I'm off to recharge. I also believe you should get some rest yourself, and I want you to know that my couch is open if you need a place to recharge.

Goodnight, Wheeljack. 

[explosive-wrecker]

ι’м preттy ѕυre тнaт no one ιѕ goιng тo leт yoυ pυт a leaѕн on мe, percy. вeѕιdeѕ, тнιѕ ιѕ ѕcιence ѕтυғғ; yoυ lιĸe ѕcιence ѕтυғғ. coмe over and do тнe ѕcιence wιтн мe.

[scienceandsniperrifles]

To: Wheeljack Date: 11.16.2014

I'm pretty sure that they should start.

Do the science with you? Have you been drinking high grade again? I'm almost certain that Prowl has cut you off of that, so you may sober up and be a useful part of society.

[explosive-wrecker]

peace or noт, ιт’ѕ good тo нave тнιngѕ тнaт can вlow υp oтнer тнιngѕ тнaт are тнreaтenιng yoυ. coмe over. 

[scienceandsniperrifles]

To: Wheeljack Date: 11.16.2014

I think I'm going to have to pass on this one.

Honestly, I'm close to locating your former partners to put a leash on you. 

[scienceandsniperrifles]

нey, percy! ι тнιnĸ yoυ ѕнoυld coмe тo мy laв. ι goт an ιdea ғor a new weapon, вυт ι coυld υѕe yoυr нelp wιтн pυттιng ιт тogeтнer.

To: WheeljackDate: 11.16.2014

Wheeljack, no.

We are at peace; this means we do not need more weapons.

Please stop. 

[prowlofpraxus-deactivated201803]

{{ I felt as being an enforcer, the police bot, I could partake in certain stereotypes that go along with it, to me that was the one that seemed to stand out to me the most, I know the certain interest might seem strange to other bots, you are included among that list. }}

Prowl was growing slightly annoyed at what to him seemed as criticism toward him, he hadn’t had anything bad come from his interest and he had no intentions in changing that. Some people might think he was strange for doing so, but he was more than okay to deal with that, physically if he needed to do so. 

{{ No disrespect? I am beginning to suspect you are doing just that Perceptor. }}

[scienceandsniperrifles]

::Sir.::

Perceptor dragged his servos over his faceplates, huffing out a frustrated sigh. Communication with anyone other than the Wreckers and the Science Department was still a struggle, it would appear. He wondered briefly if he could shoot himself in the face and live, as that would be a better alternative than arguing with an Enforcer.

::I don't mean disrespect, Prowl, but I am concerned. While yes, it is a stereotype, and perhaps this is in good fun, I'm worried that it make turn malice against you. No, I don't think that you are some fragile butterfly that needs coddling, but I also don't think that anyone should e viciously mocked either.::

::So pardon me for worrying.:: 

[prowlofpraxus-deactivated201803]

{{ Don’t worry Perceptor, I think I knew what you mean, nothing wrong with having an interest in something no matter how weird or peculiar that thing might be we are all different after all with our certain interests. }}

It was pretty obvious for the Praxian to distinguish what the scientist was referring to, he just felt the need to make sure he was correct with his assumption.

[scienceandsniperrifles]

::It is.. understandable to have interests; after all, we would be mindless drones if we did not. However, I am mildly concerned over this particular interest is all. Particularly with your function.::

Perceptor wasn't entirely sure how to point out that he was giving others ammo to mock him with. Especially since Prowl seemed generally happier at the moment than Perceptor remembered during any other interaction with any Prowl.

::I mean no disrespect, sir.:: 

[prowlofpraxus-deactivated201803]

::Sir, if I may ask... have you taken anything recently?::

{{ No Perceptor, now what made you think that I had done? }}

[scienceandsniperrifles]

If Perceptor could, he would redirect Prowl to a couple of things that caught his attention. He can't, so a sigh may have made its way through the comm.

::No reason, Sir. Just curious.:: 

[scienceandsniperrifles]

::I have a question for the multiverse; how do you get through to a thick helmed shuttle?::

[inboxstuff]

Send me symbols to learn more about my muse

Send ✚ for one of my muse’s prized possessions. Send ✿ for a happy memory. Send ➷ for a sports headcanon. Send ♆ for something my muse hates. Send ϡ for a sleep headcanon. Send ღ for a crush my muse has had. Send ✄ for a favourite movie of my muse’s. Send ☂ for a weather headcanon. Send ✎ for a school headcanon.

[zimniyekosti-deactive-blog]

If I should die tomorrow

                Know this of me

                            All I ever wanted to do

                                               Was some good in this world

                                                                                    And I did try

                                                                                                      God did I try.

       .                                             

[it-gets-lonely-in-space]

scienceandsniperrifles said: ::Stop harassing others.::

[it-gets-lonely-in-space]

{ I love it when you talk dirty to me. }

{ Hey, serious question though, wanna go out for drinks when I get back to Cybertron? I figure you could use a break from your nerd stuff. }

[scienceandsniperrifles]

::I hope you catch cosmic rust.::

::No, I do not need a break from my experiments. Take Wheeljack with you. I'm sure he has nothing better to do than entertain a mindless shuttle.::

::I'm hanging up now.::

[it-gets-lonely-in-space]

scienceandsniperrifles said: ::Stop harassing others.::

[it-gets-lonely-in-space]

{ You know, you really suck at this relationship slag, you know that? You sure you aren’t  ’Con? }

[scienceandsniperrifles]

::We aren't in a relationship. You seem to think we re, but we're not. If we were, I would be in a cell for knocking some common sense into you regularly.::

[it-gets-lonely-in-space]

scienceandsniperrifles said: ::Stop harassing others.::

{ Make me, gorgeous~ }

[scienceandsniperrifles]

::I'm not going to acknowledge you until you've learned that I don't like it when you call me such 'names'.::