Mar 28, 2021
do y'all know how funny it is to me that demigods can't use phones and stuff because monsters know how to ?track signals? know where a demigod is because of their phone? radio waves? lmaooo boo what? like you telling me these creatures who are supposed to be all bloodthirsty and only caring about the death of heroes and the downfall of gods and blah blah blah are what? on snap map checking where demigods are? watching demigods live tweets? what the fuck man, how does this work?
#Also do you know how much funnier it would be if monsters were like relying on snap stories to figure out demigod locations?#Imagine Leo posts a snap story of like him. Jase. and pipes at the beach and he's all getting some sunnnnnn#and then like ten minutes later there's just three empousai hissing behind them???#I can't breathe that's so fucking funny#Percy doesn't raise gaea with a nosebleed: he sends a message to his mom and gaea just fucking pounces#and everyone is like? Percy's texting started the end of the world#I'm screaming Rick should have let the demigods have phones#BROOOO I can't—#This is absolutely my biggest brain energy ever#Imagine a monster locks down on a demigods signal but just as they're getting close the signal drops LMAOOOOOOOOOO the frustration#ciara's hot takes#ciara's lukewarm takes#Exqueue me#I can imagine the stoll Brothers live streaming the entire titans war on twitch mflqpfjlqfpiwlamxoqpa