#extended macbeth

[ancientcitylullaby]

I don’t fear death anymore so have some 11th Century Extended Cinematic Universe memes

[jens-holland]

Something happened and I love this guy

[ancientcitylullaby]

Medieval Scottish kings at the grocery store

Kenneth III: Brings his son Bodhe shopping with him. Buys exclusively organic. Buys a ton of oranges and juices them himself at home.

Malcolm II: Trips people and then steals their groceries. Opens bottles of gatorade, takes a sip, then puts them right back on the shelf. Almost always loses at least one of his grandkids in the store, probably on purpose.

Duncan I: Probably sent Suthen/Sybilla to do the shopping while he takes a nap. On the rare occasion he does go to the store, he gets into a fight with Thorfinn Sigurdsson over the last box of lucky charms.

Macbeth: Buys local and always donates to the food bank (listen, historical Macbeth was actually a pretty good guy). Pays extra attention to the grocery list his wife gave him, so not to get roasted when he comes home with the wrong stuff.

Lulach: Goes to the store to get the things Macbeth forgot. otherwise he always buys some candy to split with his friends, the precious baby

Malcolm III Canmore: Marches into the store like he’s on a mission, brings Macduff with him, makes Macduff push both of his shopping carts because a king can’t rule on an empty stomach, eats a granola bar without paying for it.

Donald III (Donalbain): Buys way too much oatmeal because he’s just so Scottish. Edmund MacMalcolm is always with him despite not being his kid or anything. Also buys some fruit snacks cause his daughter likes them.

Duncan II: Rants to the cashier about how his family ignores him. brings around his baby William FitzDuncan and gets too much attention from middle aged women because of it.

Edgar: rams his shopping cart into Donalbain’s and pretends he tripped. Is probably doing the shopping for William Rufus. Pays entirely in coins because that’s how Rufus pays him.

Alexander I: Acts pretty calm except for the time he bodyslammed Oengus of Moray into the salad bar. wears a massive cross necklace and sprays all the food with holy water before he purchases it.

David I: Always tries to tell the grocery store workers how to do their job. Once tried to speak French to the guy selling bread, thinking it’s going to impress people. Also only pays with coins.

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Inktober Day 6: Rodent

just a girl and her friend...

[ancientcitylullaby]

001: suthmaud!!

Ah!! the MOST meta of Macbeth ships while still technically being a macbeth ship. For all those who don’t know, Suthen is the queen, Lady Duncan, and Maud is Lady Banquo. They don’t appear in the play, but we on the server have really... decided they exist and have personalities... cause this play needs more women. We didn’t make up their names; these were the names given to them by history.

Suthen is also Siward’s sister, and Maud (in headcanon at least) is Duncan’s sister.

when I started shipping it if I did:

Someone on the macbeth server decided it was a good idea and I already had Maud as bisexual so I was like hell yeah

my thoughts:

Mom otp. two sweet girls trying to make their way in life. Maud is a little chaotic and Suth is a little sad but they love eachother and their sons.

What makes me happy about them:

Their energies fit well together!! Maud is always inclined to see the positive and takes no shit from people. Suthen, as mentioned before, is a bit sadgirl hours since she was forced out of her homeland to go marry some Scottish guy she didn’t even know, fortunately the groom’s sister is really nice and won’t stop talking to her throughout the entire reception!!

What makes me sad about them:

Suthen’s husband isn’t nice to her or her children :( And Maud unfortunately dies giving birth to her second child, who was stillborn... Suthen ends up fleeing Scotland in despair after this, holing up with Siward in Northumbria, unfortunately leaving her sons alone with their shitty father... :((( I wish Suth had taken the kids tbh. That was not the best move... But yeah her gf die and she sad :((( 

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

Bruh do you really think this ship has fanfics lmaoooo

things I look for in fanfic:

See above ^

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

I am... not a multi shipper usually, as you may have found out ^^; Though some sort of ship switch-up involving Lady Macbeth and Lady Macduff might be interesting lol... my money is on Lady Beth/Suthen and Lady Duff/Maud. It’s a crack ship, but it could be cute. 

My happily ever after for them:

Maud does Not Die, and they run away with Malcolm and Donalbain to go be forest witches or something. They raise their kids and are happy and gay and have a great time.

who is the big spoon/little spoon:

Maud is v short so she’s the little spoon. Suthen can definitely pick up her gf. Tall Norwegian girl genes

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

Snuggling is always nice... Especially on a cold day in winter when your husbands are away... Light the fires and fall asleep together...

[ancientcitylullaby]

Color palette challenge part 4: Siward with "Cherry Soda"!

[ancientcitylullaby]

Don’t mess with Northumbria ;)

Siward and his son, Osbjorn Bulax (Young Siward)

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Sir, that’s my emotional support 11th century nobleman