#extra funny

[sparkles-and-trash]

me and my gf have SUCH a crush on you bb. We are sex workers always looking for new people to collab with. my gf absolutely adores you and cant stop talking about how she wants to kiss you all over :p

Amazing news guys, this bot and it’s girlfriend have SUCH a crush on me, so I’m gonna go fulltime sex worker now, no more smutty fanfics and mediocre doodles from me!

[estherdise]

It took him a while to assess the situation lol.

[dandylyonsolarium]

Another creature for @jaegershund , do you like bunny butt

Thank you so much for joining in the 10$ Custom Monster Celebration!

[thelandofthrop]

Can I ball, Ism?

[bogusfilth]

— W. Richard Stevens, TCP/IP Illustrated, Volume 1: The Protocols (Adapted Preface to the First Edition)

[little-batty-boo-boo]

no one:

absolutely no one:

me, to my unappreciative family for the 1000th time: wanna see the blister i got slapping my bass today

[estherdise]

He's got the sharpest eye lens ever lol

[frostypicklejuice-blog]

Me: No, that's serial monogamy.

My dad: I thought that was when you only ate Cheerios.