Mar 22, 2024
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Why do we get results where the competition doesn't?
Well, I'll tell you.
We treat the strange, anomalous and extranormal with all the dignity and respect it deserves.
And not a drop more.
Sure, we could be like the Wal-Mart of extreme sciences, spinning an ever-expanding impossibly huge web of lies and coverups while trying desperately, futilely, to lock up and control it all to keep normalcy afloat.
But I ask you, what has normalcy ever done for us, really? It maintains the natural order? Newsflash, Scippy, the natural order is neither of those things and, quite frankly, it sucks to boot!
Be the strange you want to see in the world, that's our motto! *
The reverence for the mundane is a truly sad form of idolatry friends, empirically verified in the bottom 10% of idolatry experiences by multilateral studies.
That's the real 001 you're trying to keep locked down. The World. Object Class: Bemused. Containment Class: Sisyphean.
Tell me, what's more "normal":
Spending millions watching and waiting for a bunch of redcaps to turn some suburban family into organic dye, send in a squad to wipe out the nest, drug the witnesses, and pretend the whole thing never happened just to do it again the next week...
Or selling easy to use, affordable Puck-Off Brand™ live-capture traps to an alerted populace?
Remember, we were all terrified by the internet at first and now it's just annoying. Same principle applies.
Anyhow, stop trying to kidnap my pet. Walbert is not an 'anomaly', he's a very sensitive purebred New Cheddland dromiceiomimus, with papers, and is a very good boy.
Kindly,
Director Maria Kleinheart
*If you are in possession of an unused portion of any previous mottos, return the unused portion for an updated replacement and complementary antidote.
Shane Madej, seen here slowly becoming the cast of Marble Hornets.
Extreme Science walked so Puppet History could run.
In a matter of writing and songs:
Extreme science walked so the Hot Daga could run.
But Puppet History fucking sprinted!
What kind of acid was Shane on 11 years ago?
sorry for dying please accept my apology