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yknow the story of odysseus tricking polyphemus by giving him a fake name and then blinding him is great, but i think a lot of people really sleep on the hilarious fact that, after odysseus reveals his name to polyphemus and polyphemus remembers the prophecy that a man named odysseus would blind him, polyphemus is like “WOW when i heard that prophecy i thought odysseus was going to be tall and sexy and strong but turns out you’re just short and an asshole”

thoodleoo

i really appreciate ancient minoan art because those motherfuckers just loved to paint octopodes. i really think we should all follow their example and be more willing to just fuck around and draw a cephalopod

thoodleoo

ancient minoan: hmm i wonder what i should paint today

ancient minoan: just kidding, cephalopod time

allerod

may i interest you in some

one legged bowl

thoodleoo

i know basically nothing about hieroglyphs but what i can tell all of you is that this particular glyph is shaped like a Friend. thank you for coming to my tedtalk

guerrillatech

broken-horn-of-equius

This woman's past life reached through 3000 years to smack this dude

juliacaesar

murhuedur

thoodleoo

you’ve all heard of “faithful translations” now get ready for “unfaithful translations” where i make my translation say whatever the fuck i want because i think the source material sucks ass

normal-horoscopes

Literally nothing makes me happier than the idea of hunting Elon Musk for sport. I am completely serious. The thought actively brings joy to my day.

normal-horoscopes

I'd even give him a backpack of food, maybe a day's worth. I'd even leave all his little gadgets on him. You'd only get connection with satellite anyway. He's got to feel confident or it's no fun.

iamaperture

Would you toy with him a bunch, or just go straight-in for the kill?

normal-horoscopes

Oh you absolutely draw it out are you kidding? You let the initial confidence erode into loneliness as the food and batteries run low, and helplessness when they run out, then fear when he realizes I gave him a canteen but no water. Am I trying to prolong the hunt? Or is it a trap to draw him out towards the rivers? The answer is both.

I’d let him get clever. Maybe he can start a fire with the electronics, maybe he read that he can brew the pine needles into tea for some extra calories. Maybe hes one of those guys that carries a multitool he never uses. Maybe he whittles a branch into a crude spear and manages to catch a salmon. Maybe he learns how many little bones they have.

More likely he goes hungry. That’s when you start fucking with him. You sneak into his camp at night. You leave him protein bars. Good ones. You make him feel watched. You make him feel desperate.

You wait for the full moon. Then you break out the horns and dogs and you learn how fast he can really run.

lowtiermemer

You seriously need to see a therapist

uncle-beanbag

I kinda wish the tables would turn on people like op

azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti

My gut says OP’s response to “what did Elon do to you?” is “he became wealthy and I’m envious and would rather him be dead”

normal-horoscopes

It's actually the congolese child slave labor and the illegal apartheid emerald mines and the assisting overthrowing the democratically elected government of Bolivia for lithium but go off king

duskenpath

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

duskenpath

My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

transgenderer

i cannot express to you how often i think about this stupid post. every time i listen to music and its good i think to myself “thank you music”, and often i say it out loud to myself

egberts

how is everyone just living vastly different lives. some of them don't seem real. there are just. art thieves? just professional art thieves out there and people trained to find them it doesn't seem real

florelgreen-deactivated20210608

im such an art hoe! i really love the work of [looks at smudged writing on hand] fried koala

ce-3hs

@hugepipeward this you? /j

hugepipeward

ashleychristina73

Honestly fuck all of that "what they did was terrible" shit, The majority of those people from yesterday were not wearing masks. I want to know who they are, where they live, work, etc.

There are hundreds of videos of these people's faces. Lets start identifying who these terrorists are. I don't believe they should be allowed to go back into the Shadows like yesterday never happened.