#extremely good post

[jay-wiggler]

absolutely incredible comic by /u/The_Best_Coast on reddit

[blimpmom]

(fine I sent the last one… you can also have a meaner, more dommy addition to the last one taking a specific ask into account...)

How are you liking our gift, blimp? Having fun? Oh, that gut of yours is tight, isn’t it? How wonderful, we’re so glad you liked our gift. It was a lot of hard work to put that all together for you. Our guts really had to put in some overtime! ...Well, I guess you did contribute some to out present. But hey! That just makes it all the sweeter.

...Look at you, rubbing it all over. Unbelievable. Did we ask for you to do that? You should be rubbing down every single inch of ours!

GggggrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRmmmmmmmmmmMMMbbblle…

Say, speaking of... Would you mind delivering us that next course now? We’re just wasting away here! You want us to be mountainous, don’t you? Want us to outgrow this whole giant house? For our mass-ridden bodies to flow and mix with one another, too little space to take up our own? To just be blobs in need of filling? That won’t happen on our own, sweetheart. Each moment we spend with our hands empty and our mouths drooling is time we aren’t gaining darling, and that just ain’t good enough for us. Don’t you want us to be bigger? Don’t you want us to be gigantic, for not a single person in miles to miss us? That’s what it means to be a mountain, a landmark so big we can’t be missed! Now go and get us some grub!

Oh, are you having trouble? It’s not so easy, now is it! You’ve got it better then us at least, filled with air instead of solid lard, but that still doesn’t seem to be giving you any breaks in the movement department.

GGGGGGRRRRrrrRRRRRRRRGGGGllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEE!!!

Oh, you might want to hurry up there blimpgirl, we might just lose a pound or two and you certainly wouldn’t want that! Come on, I’m sure you can push your way through that door-frame… Oh, are you stuck? Too much of a hot air balloon to make it through? Well, we guess you can let some of our gift out… if you must.

OoooooUUUrrppp. OOOOOuuuurrrp. Bwwwoooorrrp! FRRRTTTTT!

Oh, and would you look at that! You’ve finally gotten through the doorway! And what a show too, trying to outperform us at being a gasbag? Not a chance. Bring us some grub, balloon! God, we haven’t eaten in ages practically. What was it, an hour ago? That’s far too long for us! We should have never stopped! Come on, make it through… Ye-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!-s!

Finally, come up here and feed us already! Bring all the carts with you, it’ll waste time if you keep having to head back down to restock. Do me first, couldn’t you have hurried any? God it’s gulp just so chew good, We OOOOOuuuRRpp never want to stop, never chew gulp want to cease BWWOOOrrp growing and UUUrpp growing and OOOOOOOOOUUUUURRRPP!!!!!

This is FFFrrrrrrrrt too little for us! What’s this gulp portion size, from a week agOOOuurrp? You should be BBBRRRRTT be making at least triple chew this!

Well? What are you doing gulp standing around? Collecting food stains? You need chew to be prepping the next course! Can’t you see we’re still

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

starving?!

...You know UUUUrrrpp what though? If you do a really gulp good job on that next course?

We’ll have another gift for you. And you know what? We think you’ll deserve to have it from our back ends~

Hohhhhh geez this is incredibly very good, I wouldn't mind being in this situation at all 👀💦💦💦💦💦💦

Tysm for this honestly am kinda speechless about how hot this is, you really know how to target all my exact specific weaknesses to make me flustered!!

[kumooey]

LEON-SENPAI PLEASE NOTICE ME

[wildersage]

THORSTy… THORSTY….