#good post

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Aborted Abortion Doctor: i would have loved to give you a safe abortion..... if i wasnt aborted. by me.

[beyond-a-name]

listen. newly out tgirl. I am grabbing your hand gently. do not EVER, ever ever ever, trust any tme person who thinks of themself as more of a lesbian than you, or more of an authority on women's issues than you. I promise, no matter how freshly out you are, it's not that you need to quiet down and learn. you are not tainted with some implicitly anti-feminist maleness that you need to atone for. you are a woman, unequivocally. do not trust anyone who makes you feel otherwise, not even for a second. there are no exceptions to this.

[namelessenbytime]

Jeff the Fucker: I'm going to Jeff the fuck you

[emir-kctrk]

Artık hiç kimseye kendimi ifade edecek gücüm yok. zira kalben yorgunum..

[rambrandt-the-painter]

we're having lizard sex tonight

[uwathebestgirl]

*Cis male son sneaking home in the wee hours of the morning*

His mother, knocking over a beer can as she turns on a lamp: "where do you think you've been?"

son: "oh i was just uhh at a party and lost track of time don't worry..."

Mother: "don't lie... i can smell the dice on your breath... You've been playing DND 5e haven't you..."

son: "i-i n-no no of course not! I wouldn't ever do that!"

mother: "so you come home late... and lie to your mothers face... you play DND 5e!!! ...i'm disappointed... play 'Werewolf: the apocalypse' like any self respecting woman..."

son: "please mom it's not what you think! Wait- what?"

Mother: "HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG LADY"

Daughter: "I... what? What happened to my dialogue indicator what I'm so confused..."

mother: "DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME! GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE GROUNDED! I WON'T HAVE ANY DAUGHTER OF MINE PLAYING DND 5E!!!!"

*daughter confusedly walks upstairs to room*

[surfindead]

Is it just me or was the bleeding out the mouth with the eyes rolled back into his head getting puppeteered by the clown kinda hot